I am gonna get a White Farmer outfit

[Sickle]

I have found a place where they sell them for like 0.56 dollars as a citizen costume or something. I don't give a fuck what you think of it, I have made up my cotton picking mind.

The thing I need help with though is the african measurements and stuff, I don't get them at all, theres all this things around the crotch area, seemingly as if I should rest some sort of 'male sexual organ' there. Also, I have no idea at all how farmer costumes use measurements, being a skateboarder. I'm pretty skanky, but I don't know what size I should get. I have no clue what "FARMHURR - SYSES SEEX-AYT" means. But I really like this kind of fabric, it rubs against my balls, so I can make up an excuse to show my grandpa my rashed-out ballsack.

Anyone done anything like farming measurements before? Anything I need to know?

Kinda one like this:

[IMG]http://digitalads.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/farmer.jpg[/IMG]

Oh and I'm thinking of having fake pitchforks too.

Donate to my paypal if you want to, it would help: [email][e-mail][/email]

I have 6.18 dollars at the moment, I think I need around 9 dollars.

Everyone who donated: Thanks guys I love you you make my farmer dreams come true I love you.

Also, I am fat.

Edit: I found this:

[IMG]http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/resources/images/207436/?type=display[/IMG]

It's kind of weird though because on the site it's called a "Nig-stume". So I don't know.

I'm also thinking about this:

[IMG]http://nvigor8.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/marque-with-fennel.jpg[/IMG]

But I'm afraid that the blue is a bit [I]icky[/I].

NO! I am not working over-time, don't say something dumb like that.

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[jamzzster]

:golfclap:

[CoolCorky]

This is a shitty parody thread.

[veribigbos1]

A+ thread, would read again.

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;21857651]This is a shitty parody thread.[/QUOTE]

Go climb a tree.

[jamzzster]

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;21857651]This is a shitty parody thread.[/QUOTE]

Disagree.

[piranhamatt2]

[editline]05:53PM[/editline]

:golfclap:

[Wilsonwiz]

:golfclap:

[Madman_Andre]

:golfclap:

[lead_farmer]

:golfclap:

[tempcon]

:golfclap:

[Sickle]

:golfclap:

[Silly Alt]

Why you...

That's very silly of you. :frog:

[LeonS]

:bandwagon:

[The Adjudicator]

Another terrible thread by a terrible poster

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Craptasket;21857905]Another terrible thread by a terrible poster[/QUOTE]

Go fuck a fish.

[Ordinos]

[QUOTE=Sickle;21857942][QUOTE=Craptasket;21857905]Another terrible thread by a terrible poster[/QUOTE]

Go fuck a fish.[/QUOTE]
stop being aggressive

[editline]12:13PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;21857944][QUOTE=Craptasket;21857905]Another terrible thread by a terrible poster[/QUOTE]

Was mine better? :frogbon:[/QUOTE]
no

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Ordinos;21857961]stop being aggressive

[editline]12:13PM[/editline]

no[/QUOTE]

Oh god no, go back and shit on the other thread.

[Ordinos]

i hope you get over 9000 claps of awesomines of this thread, sickle
:golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap:

[Rzor]

[QUOTE=Sickle;21857942]Go fuck a fish.[/QUOTE]

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

[Komppu]

[URL="http://www.costumzee.com/"]Costume ideas and community | Costumzee.com[/URL]

Write and search.

[Stupideye]

goddamn skanks

[kayOkay]

:golfclap:

[sp]fuck you[/sp]

[lemongrapes]

:bravo:

[Thovex]

This was a pretty bad Parody thread.

[Kymandu]

this parody thread fucking sucks. Seriously, don't try and make a parody of the french maid thread.