Man claims leprechauns beat him up for dancing

[shian]

[quote]
A “bunch of leprechauns” beat up a man in Belltown on Saturday, the bruised and bloodied victim told police.

Police say they received reports about the fight around 1:55 a.m. on Bell Street near the Alaskan Way Viaduct, but when they arrived they saw numerous people running from the scene.

Police then saw a man on the ground, who was covered in blood and holding his head and screaming in pain.

When police asked the man who was involved in the fight he said, “It was a bunch of leprechauns,” that were mad because he was dancing with a girl, according to police.

He told police one of the assailants was wearing a white tank top, but could not provide any more details about the leprechauns.

A witness at the scene told police a group of men beat him up.

The man was taken to Harborview Medical Center with multiple head injuries and cuts and bruises on his face, back, knuckles and elbows.

Police were unable to find the leprechauns or anyone else involved.[/quote]

[url]http://downtownseattle.komonews.com/news/crime/759270-police-man-claims-leprechauns-beat-him-dancing[/url]

[quote]Police were unable to find the leprechauns or anyone else involved.[/quote]

Oh god the fuck

[_jack]

Tragically delicious.

[Madman_Andre]

Don't fuck with his Lucky Charms then.

[Kartoffel]

This is why I don't live in Seattle... :tinfoil:

[Super Muffin]

[B]ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF ATTACK:

WARNING: [I]GRAPHIC

[/I][/B][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMGb9zyW1A[/media]

[Scoops]

Tag that shit man, that's how my grandfather died.

[Sirdownloadsalot]

Those fucking leprechauns are so fucking judgmental.
Goddammit I can't even get out of the house without one beating me up because of my dress-sense.
Like a fucking Leprechaun knows anything about how to dress the little green fuck.

[Pierrewithahat]

Guys this is a serious matter for this guy, he just got the shit kicked out of him by midgets, I imagine for him humour is in short supply.

[KILLTHIS]

Leprechauns are a serious issue in my neighborhood as well. Fuckers rob people on a daily basis.

[C.C]

We don't have them over here any more, they all emigrated years ago.

[fruxodaily]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMqArSxAr9I&feature=relmfu[/media]

:v:

[Schmaaa]

Of course they mug people, where else would they get their pots o' gold?

[Omali]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JGHTM5nP7A&feature=player_detailpage#t=48s[/media]

I bet he sung about it after. (Skip to 48 seconds in)

[Ninja Duck]

I was thinking more of the Jackass midget fight in the bar.

[007JamesBond007]

Oh my god.
The police couldn't find the Leprechauns.
They believed him. What. The. Fuck. Has. This. World. Come. To.

[Bassplaya7]

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;36460530]Oh my god.
The police couldn't find the Leprechauns.
They believed him. What. The. Fuck. Has. This. World. Come. To.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote the piece was just trying to be witty...

[Griff]

I'm sure there is an Ugly Americans episode about this.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=shian;36452041][url]http://downtownseattle.komonews.com/news/crime/759270-police-man-claims-leprechauns-beat-him-dancing[/url]

Oh god the fuck[/QUOTE]

Belltown is full of leprechauns. I should know, I used to live there.

[RobbL]

[QUOTE]one of the assailants was wearing a white tank top[/QUOTE]

Seems the leprechauns who emigrated to America during the Irish Potato Famine sure have let themselves go. What ever happened to all their green swag?

[Jacknife]

[QUOTE=Super Muffin;36452539][B]ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF ATTACK:

WARNING: [I]GRAPHIC

[/I][/B][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMGb9zyW1A[/media][/QUOTE]

Good old Warwick Davis