Oil spill cleanup for show? - Polidicks

Video: [url]http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/05/30/braxton.grand.isle.cleanup.cnn[/url] [quote]Residents in Grand Isle, Louisiana, say cleanup efforts have slowed since President Obama departed.[/quote]

Maybe we should take all the lazy workers who are whoring for their college applications and fill the hole with them

They have no work ethic. :v:

Everyone is going to put forth more effort to a project if someone important, like the President, shows up and then generally slow back down once they leave.

Are they getting payed or just volunteers?

[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;22273008]Are they getting payed or just volunteers?[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter. It's a huge fucking natural disaster (state of emergency really) and they're all sitting on their fat asses. In fact, the prosperity of their town probably was ruined by the spill. Them not doing anything is disgraceful really.

I has a solution. Take all the people wanting green-cards ,and promise them said green-cards if they can clean up the oil-spill within two-three weeks.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;22274459]I has a solution. Take all the people wanting green-cards ,and promise them said green-cards if they can clean up the oil-spill within two-three weeks.[/QUOTE] Clean it with what? Rafts and bendy straws?

Idiocracy. Based on a true story.

[QUOTE=Perfumly;22274590]Clean it with what? Rafts and bendy straws?[/QUOTE] And 100 pound test knitted into a giant fishing net.

[QUOTE=General J;22274634]Idiocracy. Based on a true story.[/QUOTE] Brawndo has the power to stop the oil.

Wow, who's hiring those people actually? I think he's better off putting the money in the hole.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Bpoil.png[/IMG] Shit ninja'ed

The entire Gulf is going to be covered in oil before BP fixes it... The worst part is Florida's white beaches are going to be black, and the clear water will be ruined Just look at it [img]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/SaborWolf/rays102.jpg[/img] taken just a few days ago, and the oil is only about 140 Miles from it... The first hurricane that comes through here is going to fuck it up That's Moss, not Oil by the way... It's also 4 feet deep water right there, but just on the other side of the Moss 1 foot

[quote=thetalon;22290278]the entire gulf is going to be covered in oil before bp fixes it... The worst part is florida's white beaches are going to be black, and the clear water will be ruined just look at it [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/saborwolf/rays102.jpg[/IMG] taken just a few days ago, and the oil is only about 140 miles from it... The first hurricane that comes through here is going to fuck it up[/quote] RUN THE OlL IS COMING

[img]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/SaborWolf/rays088.jpg[/img] [img]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/SaborWolf/rays063.jpg[/img] Bonus pictures... Fucker's are heading east getting the hell out of dodge! Or just migrating, and before anyone says I'm lucky they didn't stab me like Steve Irwin... remember something. Steve Irwin was probably poking them in the eyes with a fuckin' stick Now Louisiana's coastline is the ugliest murkiest shit you've ever seen to begin with, Just wait until something so pristine gets hit

[QUOTE=TheTalon;22290959] Steve Irwin was probably poking them in the eyes with a fuckin' stick[/QUOTE] He always did love poking things with sticks.

It [B]better[/B] not hit Sannibel Florida. My girlfriend went there this Spring Break and from what I saw, it is the most serene, and beautiful part of Florida. Imagine a whole island, with a beach made from [B]soft, crushed, seashells.[/B] It's beautiful. But pretty soon it wont be when the greedy human's black oil reaches there, and nobody doing much of a damned thing about it.

Clean the oil with hay

We could just use Gabe as sponge, problem solved.

Well it has to stop leaking eventually [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56_eUJzWOTg&feature=fvw[/media] Or at least it worked that way :(

Yep, they'll still be cleaning this well into my thirties

[QUOTE=JerryK;22295670]We could just use Gabe as sponge, problem solved.[/QUOTE] :effort: [editline]04:57AM[/editline] More like, where is Spongebob when you need him?

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;22295741]:effort: [editline]04:57AM[/editline] More like, where is Spongebob when you need him?[/QUOTE] He's chillin' with Cthulhu at the moment [img]http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8401/spengblob.jpg[/img]