Sup, I know there are much threads like this, but most of the authors are not responding.
We start off with a normal guy.
[img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8472/dudep.png[/img]
Write a name for him and I'll choose a random post to evolve our character.
oh god not another one
Bernhardt
please
mister
i beg to you
on my very knees
please
stop shitting up CC with these kinds of thread
keep them in fast threads
The guy is now called:
[img]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8472/dudep.png[/img]
give him a face and make it upside down
Also make him have a kitten called Eric which sits on his head.
And give him a funny looking shlong with a nutsacks that drags over the ground
[b]GIVE HIM A DICK[/b]
He needs a hat and a moustache.
stop
[QUOTE=Raijin;34036772]give him a face and make it upside down[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Guillebon;34043565]He needs a hat and a moustache.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2247/dudey.png[/img]
No. Who wears a hat on their chin. His face is upside down. Therefore his hat should be upside down.
[QUOTE=Apollo2947;34045935]No. Who wears a hat on their chin. His face is upside down. Therefore his hat should be upside down.[/QUOTE]
Apollo2947 defies gravity and so does Bernhardt.
[img]http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5892/dudegravity.png[/img]
Give him a pink shirt that says "I AM GAY".
Give him a jetpack and razor eyes
[QUOTE=fabl10;34046020]Give him a pink shirt that says "I AM GAY".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sirdrone536;34046026]Give him a jetpack and razor eyes[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/394/dudejp.png[/img]
Bernhardt aquired a jetpack, razor eyes and a pink t-shirt, but the jetpack malfunctioned and ....
What happens, you decide.
For the love of god, give him some pants man. Some baggy black people pants
[QUOTE=cocknugget;34046269]For the love of god, give him some pants man. Some baggy black people pants[/QUOTE]
How do you know he's not wearing them under that monstrous T-shirt?
[QUOTE=cocknugget;34046269]For the love of god, give him some pants man. Some baggy black people pants[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6050/dudebaggy.png[/img]
While flying, Bernhardt aquired dark-gray baggy pants.
Give him white Gangstah sneakers.
Give him some hair, not too long, and gravity-defying of course.
Give him a beard done up as a fancy haircut, so it looks as his haircut still is on top
[QUOTE=fabl10;34046380]Give him white Gangstah sneakers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Raygen;34046399]Give him some hair, not too long, and gravity-defying of course.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/4708/dudehair.png[/img]
Berhnardt was surprised as he saw hair growing on his head. He also saw that he aquired white... Sneakers. But what happens with Bernhardt next? The jetpack is still malfunctioning
I missed some updates. Fill in the missing elements with the power of your imagination.
[img]http://i.minus.com/iRrpKSXvY6qDC.gif[/img]
Make his jetpack explode and as he's falling a bird shits on him. THEN he lands in a street of asses.
Turn him into a furry...then burn him
[QUOTE=digigamer17;34046510]Make his jetpack explode and as he's falling a bird shits on him. THEN he lands in a street of asses.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1005/dude1.png[/img]
[img]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7053/dude2.png[/img]
Bernhardt landed on a street of asses.
He decides to inspect that walking ass on the background
[QUOTE=cocknugget;34046903]He decides to inspect that walking ass on the background[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1995/assinspect.png[/img]
Bernhardt inspected that walking ass.
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