Police seek man who robbed store with toilet paper disguise

[PrismatexV8]

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[release]LINCOLN, Neb. — A man who concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper robbed a Lincoln convenience store. Police said the man was armed with a knife when he robbed the store around 10:30 on Saturday night. He escaped on foot with an undisclosed amount of money from the safe.
Capt. David Beggs said Sunday that no one was injured.
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Well plyed, toilet paper bandit.

[Wakka]

Criminals. Always 1-upping themselves.

[Flitchaye]

Some people just can't stop stirring up shit.

[Itachi_Crow]

When you can't afford a ski mask I guess

[davidofmk771]

The Toilet Paper Bandit.

Is that a show? It needs to be.

[BBKF]

Damn, that's a shitty disguise.

[fenwick]

Well, he got away, didn't he?

[NarBear]

Looks like his disguise was paper thin.

Literally.

[BBKF]

[QUOTE=fenwick;21642445]Well, he got away, didn't he?[/QUOTE]

He must have been fast, the officers couldn't continue their search, as they were thoroughly wiped.

[Xen Tricks]

Looks like he had a paper th-
[QUOTE]Looks like his disguise was paper thin.

Literally. [/QUOTE]
Son of a bitch :argh: