I accidently found this, and I was hoping you all could help me understand this "story"....
DOUBLE TROUBLE (tm)
By: McNibbs 90, XX masterchief Herro
Chapter 1: UH oh!
In Japan, 2011 at midnight, exactly, an underaged school girl was walkin down an alley full of broken condoms and broken dream. She ocastionaly slipped on the comdoms, for they were still wet, wich was good for the alley cats. She was pink haired and was wearign a school uniforn, and a kat back pack. and it was raining. too. She had pink ribbons that touched the ground, and haed socks that went too kneas. She was wanted to become a docor and she was medical school goer. She was expert with kanatana, but had none for what was about to HAPPENED. The midnight sky was dark and cloud dark was dark. The rain was like bristleing tear drops comeing from sad clouds for they know what was to happening. Her suit was all wet from rain comeing from scy and wet condoms on the grounds. All the wetness caused her to orgasim fr0m the cats eating it's delightfullness wet meals. She had to go home and cahnge panties quickly, BUT noticed three pinkish, tentecaly sticks standing in front of her. They were slightly bobbing around, as if they alive. She was flabbergasted by these monstrostities, and approached them, stalkingly. But her mothe toldr her, "If you ever see three stalk like pink sticks come from ground, BE WARE!. She understood this, and turned around, but the stalks flew at her.
She was trouble in.
She scream for might, but the tentacle #3rd gaged her, and brought here backwards into a ice cream truck next to dumster with a broken syringe on top of a piece of paper that advertised, "Free t.v for the next 6 comstumors whom give blood to the needed famly of the 44th avenue texan jump ship galloon kilt inc. (tm), and resights the nation anthem of Japa. If you wunt this, call 888-094-88i8."
Next day, Jack STEALe (tm) drove down road with his comander Custard Mustard jr. and had a conversation about why. Jack loled alot and Custard stubbed his pinky on jack's right knee, and. He put his head outside the window, and rolled his head in a circular motion and wailed in pain such as the siren. He then threw his hot coffee into the sky wich landed into the lap of tom Brucly. Jacked STEEL was son of Mater chief and was sent to Japan to investaged into the missing mysteries men who kidnapped kids all over there. Custard Mustard was jr. of teh little men boxing lead who sprawled with the main character from Black opops. (tm) and joined the polic team back in 1945, who was 12 at the time, cause he was good at CQC. He then aged to be 59 in 2012, but he was master fighter in all ccatagories and genres. He had mustard colored hair and very bush like mustashe, wich was why he was knowed as Custard. He was top chef in the policdpt. In 1936, he became master captain of the polic dpt head guidance.
Jack STEAL drove down the main roed of japan, but he stopped cause he caught something that saw his eye. He saw mysretes man sitting.
He shrugged custard and directed his attention to him. "Oh man," Custard replied, "Mysteres guy over thare." They continued down the road. They stopped quickly. "Why?" asked STEL. "Why?" "SHoosh," Said Custard. They waited by the stop sign, and custard pulled out his phone. He said, "Something is not right," he thought. Him and jack stared at the phone. Custard beaty eyes focused on the the phone, and poored sweat from his brow. Jack reached for his sawnoff shotgun in his holster, slowly but safetly, and watched Custard. The phone rang. Jack fainted, and custard's heart stopped. He answered, "Custard." "CUSTART!?!?!?!?!" And old fragile voice called out, "IN NED YOU TO BE IN OFFICCE 5 HOURS AGO!!!?!???!"
"We are on our ways now." He sighed. "NOPE" said the old voice.
"Ok bos, we are almost ther soonly." He sighed. "NOPE" and hungged up.
The office was rich in elgance, and was home of the toughest rats that were untracable. No exterminator can rid them of. no. Jack and Custard walk nonshlauntly down the marble stair cases. All eyes were on Custard Mustard. "I thoght he was ded." Said Jimmy. "I knoe," sad mom.
But of coarse, mom was known as the black janator. He was 6 ft. tall and had an afrom. Custard n Jack went to Chief man of police. "GET IN!" He grumbled. "I AN MAD!" He shot with angr. "We are here for man", said Jack. "Yes, What is the matter?", asked Mustard. "YOU ARE LATED!" "AND I NEEDED YOU 4 HOURS AGO!" Said the olde voice. "We understand and apologie for the inconvince. Can you tell us wat is the matther?" "I SHOULD REALLY GIVE YOU A WHAT FOR AFTER SAYING THAT TO ME!!!" said the old vouice. "TWO MEN ARE BEATING ON A DUMSTER AROUND THE CORNER WITH AND IT's MAKIN ME MAD, my boy," said captain senator jo. "Aww s*&#@#&@*#@*t!", said Jack the rebelious cop, "I seen that gwuy a minute ago!" "WHY YOU SUM BIT*H!" Said Custard, "You knever told me this!" "I was unsure that this was threat, but now all of life are at stake!" "NOPE!" said vioce. "GET ON THIS S%IT!"
"HEY YOU!" shouted custard toward Mustard the homless. "GEE WHAT!?!?" Asked the homless. "YOu Best stop this trecherouse banging, or els!" Said jack STEALe (tm). "OH NO!! I WONT!!!! NEVER!!!!"
"YOU BEST!"
"NOP"
"MMHMM!!"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ON!"
"thats IT!"
Custard comandered rolled ontop of the dumpster, and kick the bazooka out of the homless man's hands' arms. "You are..." He said, but something else brought forth attention. "You see what I see?" Asked Jacke. "IDK" Custard. "It looks like a half of an earthwomr." Custard, Jack, and the homless approached the thing. "It looks liek something from the alen movies." Said the homless. "It's pronounced 'Alien'" said fran. "This doesn't look nateral at ALL!" raged Custard!! Strongly, he picked up the tentacle, and threw it at the brick fence, and steam with anger all over! "WHY!???!!?" "CALM DOWN!" Jack STEAL shouted! "We will find out what this thing is, if it's the last thing!" "I'm afraid, " admitted Custard. "I know...I know..." said the homless.
Custard, Jack, and the homless ran the office and broke down door. "MOTHER FUC$ERS!!!" Shouted the voice! "LOOK!" He displayed the tentacle on the voice's table. "THE SHIT$#$@!??" The voice shouted. "I know! IT's UNREAL!!"
"WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE CASE OF THE NAZES!?!?
"NOTHING!" said the homless.
"WHO YOU!!?!?!" said the voice.
"I'm Undercover officer Dick landgrab" said the homless.
"I know that name! You are famus Italian Mobster ball kicking man!" Jacked cooed.
"THIS IS WHY I ASSIGNED HIM TO BEAT THAT DUMPSTER. MEET YOU NEW PARTNER!" shouted the voice.
They all shaked hands.
Dick Landgraber was an Italian of 25, and was undercover office for the Italian Fretelli team of Spain. He was #78 cheerleder of the Mongooses of Dallas. He was expert in.
"I know what this is!" Said the homless.
"Wait, are you that one who..."
"HOLY SH$**%t!" SHouted custard.
The tentacle started to move!! It spranged towerd the shut window. Jack pulled out his black jack, and slapped the tentecal down! Custerd put on his bladed fist and stomped the tentacle with him. Homless reached the nearest fire estinguisher, and fired the snow at the tentacle. The voice got on all fours, and shouted at extreme levels at the tenctacle. The tentacle grew a face, and said "You'll never stop the almight CO...." and died.
"Men.." Said Custard. "Looks like we have ourselfe a question."
"Jack, you get the weapons!" Shouted the homless.
"HEY YOU!" Said the voice. "THIS MUST RELATE TO MISSING GIRL WITH THE SHIRT!" "You're right!" Said Jack, "It Must!"
Mustard Custard, Jack STELE, and the homless got into the vehicel, and drove up the japan main road!
I enjoy how Custard Mustard Jr. became Mustard Custard by the end of the story.
:geno:
I don't get it.
:frog:
I really don't understand this. :geno:
Wall of Text
I love how he spelled flabbergasted right but just about nothing else.
It sounds like half this story was tacked on while the author went along.
[quote]He put his head outside the window, and rolled his head in a circular motion and wailed in pain such as the siren.[/quote]
Lol'd at the mental image.
Hell, better then Twilight I tell you hwat.
Oh japan
You so crazy
well.
that was...er, unique.
thats one crazy ass imagination that guy has.
Ran it through a translator a couple of times. Try reading this.
[quote]Double Trouble (TM)
Author: McNibbs 90, XX Master Chief Herro
Chapter 1: Uh oh!
In Japan, at midnight, 2011, exactly, is a minor study Walkin lane full of broken condoms and broken dreams. He slipped on ocastionaly comdoms, because they are still wet, which is good for homeless cats. It has pink hair and wearign uniforn school backpack and a cat. And the rain. too. He was a bright red strip that touches the ground, and respectable kneas socks went. He would be docor and he was the medical school fees. He is an expert kanatana but there is not one that just happened. Midnight sky was overcast and dark clouds are dark. Rain, as the tear drops bristleing comeing from dull clouds, because they know what is happening. Her dress was all wet from the rain SCY comeing from the ground wet and condoms. All wet orgasim fr0m made him eat it delightfullness cats wet food. He has to return home and cahnge panties quickly, but observed three reddish tentecaly sticks stood before him. They just bouncing around as if alive. He was shocked by the monstrostities, and comes to him, stalkingly. But its customs laws Moat her: "If you ever see three of the stem, the color pink as sticks come from the earth, the products she knew it and turned around, but the stems are flying at him. .!
He is having trouble in
He screams to power, but the tentacles # 3: E doped him and brought it back with the ice cream truck with a broken dumster syringe top sheet of paper that advertised, "Free TV for the next 6 comstumors donate blood must famly 44 th Avenue Texas jumps craft lace kilt Inc. (TM) and Japa resights country anthem. If you wunt it, call 888-094-88i8.
The next day Jack went Theft (tm) on the road with his commander Jr. mustard custard. and had a conversation about why. Jack loled a lot of custard and kill his little finger on his right knee Jackson, and. He stuck his head out the window, and his head in a circular motion and moaning in pain as a mermaid. He threw his hot coffee in the sky, which landed in the lap of Brucly empty. Jacked Steel is the son of Mater, and was sent to Japan in the absence of human investaged mystery, abducted children are all there. Mustard cream is vanilla ml. Youth boxing lead to dispersion, the protagonist of Black OPOP. (TM) and join the police team was back in 1945, was 12 at the time because he was good at CQC. He age of 59 in 2012, but he became a champion fighter in all ccatagories and genres. He mustard-colored hair and a very mustashe Bush, and that's why he knew how custard. He was a chef in policdpt. In 1936 he became a champion captain insurers DPT head guide.
Jack steal down Main Red in Japan, but he stopped because he had caught something, so his eyes. He looked mysretes person sits.
He pulled the custard and pulled his attention to it. "Oh man," Cream said: "Mystere guy in Tar." They continued down the road. They were stopped quickly. "Why?" Stel said. "Why?" Shoosh ", said the custard They are waiting for a sign to stop and pulled out his phone custard he said .." Something's wrong, "he thought Ham and Jack looked at the phone vanilla cream beauty eyes focused on the phone and .. poored sweat from his forehead. Sawnoff Jack reached for his gun in his holster, but slowly safetly, custard phone rang and Jack lost consciousness and stopped heart custard said :.... "cream" CUSTART !?!?!?!? ! "And the old fragile voice shouted:" Down to You in the office 5 days ago !!!?!???!"
"We are on our roads today." He sighed. "No," said the voice.
"Ok BOS, we are almost there soonly. He sighed. "No" and hungged up.
Office is rich in elgance and is home to a hard rat untracable. No fighter can save them from. no. Jack and custard nonshlauntly marble stairs case. All eyes are on mustard custard. "Thoght it is full." Said Jimmy. "I Knoe," the sad mother.
However, gross, the mother known as black janator. He is 6 meters high and is afrom. Vanilla cream n Jack went to the police chief man. "Sit!" He growled. "I'm mad!" He shot at CIU. "We are here for people," says Jack. "Yeah, what happened?" Asked mustard. "YOU gained?" "And I must tell you 4 hours ago!" Is Old voices. "We understand and apologize for inconvince. You can tell us wat is Mattes?" I really should give you something for telling me! "Vouice old said." Two boys play DUMSTER around the corner, and it's makin me crazy, my boy, "the captain said the senator in the end." Oh S *&#@#&@*#@* m ', "said Jack rebelious police," I saw gwuy minutes ago! "" Why do you SUM bits * AJ "Custard said:"! "! I am sure that it is a threat, but now life is at stake"! knever you told me that "" No ". vioce said" To get this S% IT "
"Hey You!" exclaimed with mustard custard homless. "WHAT !?!?" Gee Asked homless. "You better stop it trecherouse knocking, or Els!" Says Jack Rifle (TM). "Oh no, not me!" NO !!!!"
"You are the best!"
"NOP"
"MMHMM!"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
"Everything!"
Vanilla cream commander rolled on top of the basket, and hit bazooka from the hands of the hands of homless people. "You ... "He said, but something else generated attention." See what I see? "Asked Jack." DCO "cream." It seems that half earthwomr. "Vanilla Cream, Jack, and homless approach things." Looks like something from the edge of the film. "Is homless. It is pronounced like "Alien" said Fran. "It nateral at all!" Raged custard! Strong, took the tentacles, and cast it into the brick wall, and the steam from the rage! "WHY !???!!?" "Hush!" Jack yelled to steal! "We know that this is the case, if this is the last thing!" "I think," confessed the custard. "I know ... I know ..." homless said.
Vanilla ice cream, Jack and homless ran the office and destroyed the door. "MOTHER FUC $ ers!" Cried a voice! "Look!" He showed the tentacles the voice of the council. "$#$@!??" Shit's voice shouted. "I know, it's not real!
"What this has to do with NAZES case!??
"No!" homless said.
"Who are you !!?!?!" said the voice.
"I'm undercover officer Dick land grab," said the homless.
"I know the name! You famus Italian gangster ball kicked a man!" Jacked cooed.
"So I taught him to hit the basket. To meet with you NEW PARTNER! Shouted a voice.
They are all hand Shaked.
Dick Landgraber is an Italian in 25 years and was a secret office of the Italian team Fretelli Spain. He is # 78 cheerleder from mongoose in Dallas. He is an expert in
"I know what it is!" Are homless.
"Wait, you are what you want ..."
"Holy sh ** $% h" cried custard.
The tentacles have started to move! Towerd spranged it closed the window. Jack pulled out a blackjack and struck tentecal down! Custerd put feelers blade fist and stomped him. Homless estinguisher reached the nearest fire and shot the snow on the tentacles. Voice fours, and yell at extreme levels tenctacle. Tentacle grew his face and said: "You never stop almight WITH ... and died.
Men .. "Said custard." Looks like we ourselfe question. "
"Jack, you have a gun!" Homless cried.
"Hey You!" Said a voice. "This case of the missing girl with the shirt!" "You're right!" Jack said, "It!"
Mustard custard, stelae and Jack come vehicel homless and Japan drove the highway!
Listen
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This actually sounds like someone has written out a dream/nightmare in a stream of consciousness.
Its so homage to Japan, its even written in Engrish.
Best story ever, nominated it for an aria
was expecting tentacle porn when I read the first paragraph, I are dissapoint.
