Pest controllers were called to an office in Kennington, south London, used by weapons and technology experts at the Metropolitan Police after reports of 'mice everywhere'.
According to internal police reports, a family of mice even set up home in one police worker's desk - burying themselves in his paperwork.
[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6935222/Mouse-nest-found-on-policemans-filthy-desk.html[/url]
I wonder if they tasered them
I'd make a Templeton joke since we have the pig now, so where's the spider?
But seriously, these bastard mice set up anywhere that's relatively warm and has shreddable material. We get them in our outside sheds since we've got rags and tool boxes in them that make great mouse vacation homes.
Reminds me of the time a colony of bookworms took nest in my notebook with all of that semesters notes.
I fucking had to throw the fucking book away. :smithicide:
Hahahaha, What.
That's just messed up.
Damn, no pictures?
I guess I smell some cheese.
Well, a farm full of pigs has to have at least a few mice.
Looks like his organisation skills were wild.
So, who ratted him to the police?
No pics? I'VE LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY
Looks like the cop wasn't the only one buried in his paperwork.
[editline]05:46PM[/editline]
Sir, our folder on the murderer in cell B was shredded. The wheel of cheddar I'd been keeping in my desk has also mysteriously vanished.
Guess he had some cheese cream ,and bagels in there.
[QUOTE]Lambeth cops spent more than £25,000 on vermin exterminators last year, including £4,299 to get rid of 'unwanted birds' and £12,018 on 'rodent or mammal extermination'.
The sum also included £108 for 'getting rid of geese', although a police spokesman could not shed any further light on this particular expense. [/QUOTE]
From the article.
I burnt out our mice. I found there burrow, closed all the exits except the highest and lowest, then enclosed the top one with some timber boards, put some olive oil on them so they couldn't climb.
I then lit a fire at the lowest hole, and when I was 90% sure I had them all, I closed off the low hole and put my dads home made mouse trap in there. Uses and ramp that drops when the mice goes to the bait, then flips itself back up. this was suspended over a water/olive oil filled bucket.
Result = a lot of oily drowned mice
I have rats that come and go every year. They used to 'nest' (though it was more like sleep) in my server PC since that's on 24/7 and it's nice and warm in there (I have pictures, just not here). At the moment they're back, which is unusual because it's summer and I don't normally see them, but I put food out and they pop out at various times during the night to eat... Then they take their food back up into the attic area and I hear them fighting over it :P
I love 'em.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;19453485]I burnt out our mice. I found there burrow, closed all the exits except the highest and lowest, then enclosed the top one with some timber boards, put some olive oil on them so they couldn't climb.
I then lit a fire at the lowest hole, and when I was 90% sure I had them all, I closed off the low hole and put my dads home made mouse trap in there. Uses and ramp that drops when the mice goes to the bait, then flips itself back up. this was suspended over a water/olive oil filled bucket.
Result = a lot of oily drowned mice[/QUOTE]
I honestly don't know what to say.
Also, [B]THERE =/= THEIR GET IT FUCKING RIGHT YOU HALF BRAINS GODDAMNIT FUCK
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[QUOTE=smurfy;19450857]No pics? I'VE LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY[/QUOTE]
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