Strange lyrics Megathread - General

Alot of songs these days have down right ridicolous lyrics, strangest lyrics i've hear are too Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxkezUr8MQ[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mEzsVqy6hU[/media] "It seems as though George Clooney and Brad Pitt have succeeded in creating a first talking broom."

El Mundo- Chaccaron Maccaron ... wish I could even understand it... Heres the vid for the thing... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvkHIZg_954[/url]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94ErYeHwO7w[/media] [quote]There is a net under the ice With a thousand knots tied And unchecked amount of slime Hanging down There is a burbot on the net Into the mesh he has put his head Now struggling for his life Entangling more and more And there is a fisherman on the ice Drilling a hole with sweat and blood Trying to draw the net above The icy surface But even though how hard he pulls The net won't budge Under the ice the net has stuck With thousand knots into the ground With frustration and despair in his mind he decides To fight to the bitter end with all his strength But with his latest wrench The net will tear to shreds Burbot's revenge Burbot's revenge With frustration and despair in his mind he decides To fight to the bitter end with all his strength But with his latest wrench The net will tear to shreds Burbot's revenge Burbot's revenge Burbot's revenge Burbot's revenge [/quote] So it's basically about an ice fisher that gets his net stuck into the bottom of the sea!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6z0U9D3Tc&feature=PlayList&p=A9F5A28A0A12FB1E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=35[/url] The US rythm blows a diseased river flow Yeah it's going to blow a change within you The US rythm blows With change we'll explode And live

[quote]Brothers I am calling from the valley of the kings with nothing to atone A dark march lies ahead, together we will ride like thunder from the sky May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her pride Hold your hammers high[/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCUe03a-CG8[/media] I love power metal.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY[/media] HOOGIE-BOOGIE LAAAAAAAND.

"I used to hump my pillow at night. The type of silent prayer to help myself prepare for the light. Me and my cousin Duce would rank the girls between one and ten And the highest number got to be my pillows pretend. "

"I float through physical thoughts. I stare down the abyss of organic dreams. All bets off, I plunge - only to find that self is shed." Meshuggah FOREVER Video: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjzIBI3jkKY[/url]

"I've got my spine i've got my Orange Crush"

[quote]Hey everybody Where did mary go? Where did mary go? And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me I can't bare to... I'll just lie here for a while, wet myself, wet my bed, I readied it all for her, ya know. Clean sheets, insense, and lot's of fluffy, pillows, now soiled. And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom? The bathtub? She sleeps there sometimes, water cleanses you know, washes dirt away, makes new. Maybe she Maybe she Maybe she sw... Maybe sh... Maybe she swam away...[/quote] Stone Temple Pilots - Wet My Bed.

Just go look for Mr Bungle, it's the most perverted, hilarious and outlandish music on the planet.

Canibal Corpse /thread Like honestly... what the fuck

I think this takes the biscuit for oddest lyrics, plus video is odd to. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z4-GURMTgA[/media]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJAfbiRX7s[/url] "All righty then... picture this if you will... 10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!"" Seeing as the song is a bout a DMT trip...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0e2thAsiZg[/media] [quote]I think I've become one of the others I think I've become one of the others I think I've become one of the others There was a frail syrup dripping off His lap danced lapel, punctuated by her Decrepit prowl she washed down the hatching Gizzard soft as a mane of needles His orifice icicles hemorrhaged By combing her torso to a pile Perspired the trophy shelves made room for his collapse She was a mink handjob in sarcophagus heels Bring me to my knees Read the sharpened lines All my arms Bled me blind Faucet leaks in shadows Spilling from morgue lancet Caressed your fontanelle I've sworn to kill Every last one Every last one [/quote] there's a lot more of the lyrics but i didn't want to stretch the page any more than i had to

[QUOTE=BlackRainbow;16238010]Canibal Corpse /thread Like honestly... what the fuck[/QUOTE] I cum blood from my erectioooon

Dopesmoker wins. [quote]Drop out of life with bong in hand Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land Drop out of life with bong in hand Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land Proceeds the Weedian, Nazareth Proceeds the Weedian, Nazareth Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn Sacred Israel holy Mountain Zion Sun beams down onto the sandcean reigns Caravan migrates through deep sandscape Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian Lebanon Desert legion smoke Covenant is complete Herb bails retied onto backs of beasts Stoner caravan emerge from sandsea Earthling inserts to chalice the greeen cutchie Groundation soul finds trust upon smoking hose Assemble creedsman rises prayerfilled smoke Golgotha Judgement soon come to mankind Green herbsmen serve rightful king Hemp seed caravan carries Rides out believer with the spliff aflame Marijuanaut escapes Earth to cultivate Grow room is church temple of the new stoner breed Chants loud robed priest down onto the freedomseed Burnt offering redeems completes smoked deliverance Caravans stoned deliverants The caravan holds to Eastern creed Now smokes believer The chronicle of Sinsemillian Drop out of life with bong in hand Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land Drop out of life with bong in hand Follow the smoke Jerusalem.[/quote]

Anything by Rob Zombie.

On one of my threads, Silentlink posted this: [quote=Silentlink]I'm hanging round downtown it's like East Detroit, On stakes and poles, people think that I'm a Beastie Boy, But I don't give a fuck, it's like just swing over a rock, And just smoke it 'til you black out and forgot where you'd hold it, Loan Sharks on my door the other day, asking me whether or not I was gonna pay, And I told I'd be right back with the hallucinogen, They said 'okay', but then 'wait, what did you say again?', Then I kicked down the door and was like 'bitches what you say? I got nines in my panties and bombs strapped, I'm gay!' The sharks began punching me like they had nothing to live for, and I screamed 'Oh god no, not my peptic ulcer it is so sore!' Then they aimed at my stomach as I pulled out my niner, I shot up behind her and slapped her til she was blinder, than I was last time I had valium in my IV, And then the other two rushed me and said 'You're down for good, Sofie!' and they pulled off my pink panties and I stood there naked, My micropenis raging erection left them veiny, and shocked as I drop-kicked the window in the hall, and dived for my car but I missed, crushed my skull and now I'm gone. [/quote] that was kind o' strange.

ohGr has really weird lyrics [code]the creepy crack head friend of mine the homeless place he calls his thought the silly putty tinker toy the mirror ball reflects below the grazing herd the lemming goat the move toward the moving from the winter home upon the hill the summer shade a caving in the psychotronic talking box the mainstream ninety-two percent the laughing dying culture pop the point of view the bleeding heart the easily digested hurt the famous moldy party hop a fantasy the way it could the shaping things a prostitute a naked mix a magazine a picture of us in a dream [/code] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1IdN3vleXQ[/media]