Three giant spaceships will attack Earth in 2012

[Rautatie]

[url]http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest+News/Asia/Story/A1Story20101227-254977.html[/url]
[quote]A report by the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) in the United States said that there are three giant spaceships which are heading towards Earth.

According to the Russian Pravda news, the SETI, a non-commercial organization said that the largest one of the three spaceships is 240 kilometers wide, and the two others are smaller.

It further stated that currently, the objects are beyond the orbit of Pluto and will reach Earth in December 2012.

The report claims that the spaceships were detected by the HAARP search system, based in Alaska, which is designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights.

According to the SETI researchers the objects are nothing but extraterrestrial spaceships, and will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars' orbit, reported the Pravda news.[/quote]

We're screwed, folks.

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[booster]

What?

[evilweazel]

I will hit them out of orbit with my giant engorged cock.

[Douchebags]

Fake my brotha....Would be nice if it was real tho.

[Leeto]

Not Possible.

[swiftmus]

[QUOTE=Rautatie;27002718]Russian Pravda news[/quote]

:colbert:

[Prismatex]

[quote]According to the Russian Pravda news[/quote]

I stopped reading after this line.
Pravda: Russian for bullshit.

[Fhenexx]

I might be inclined to believe it if it were a more reputable source.

[Prismatex]

Here's the original source, the Weekly World News, a well-known satire publication:
[url]http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26535/alien-spaceships-to-attack-earth-in-2011/[/url]

[Neo Kabuto]

Also, I'm pretty sure that's not what HAARP does...

[DamagePoint]

I hope they won't try to probe me.

[DokVis]

[QUOTE=Prismatex;27002835]Here's the original source, the Weekly World News, a well-known satire publication:
[url]http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26535/alien-spaceships-to-attack-earth-in-2011/[/url][/QUOTE]
That says 2011.

[HarryG321]

That is so unbelievably obviously fake. Kill ur self OP for falling for such bullshit

[Dr. Freeman]

lol, if ET Species could even get to earth, they'd be so more intelligent than us that blowing up the earth would just be a joke. But they can't... or at least haven't.

[-amin-]

[QUOTE=Prismatex;27002822]I stopped reading after this line.
Pravda: Russian for bullshit.[/QUOTE]

You mean for 'True' :smug:

[tehperzon]

I call for bullshit

[Snuffy]

[quote]Three giant spaceships will [b]attack[/b] Earth in 2012[/quote]
[QUOTE=Douchebags;27002783]Would be nice if it was real tho.[/QUOTE]

:colbert: