Yes, yes, I know, :ohdear:s all around. but good god, she only pressed 1 button and I know my family definitely does NOT watch that kind of stuff at all.
So anyway I was gaming as usual and suddenly the baby started crying. I ran in wanting to be Big Brother, then I saw the problem. Her Spongebob show was gone, and replaced with a message:
"You are currently not subscribed to Playboy en Espanol, would you like to subscribe?"
I switched it back without a word.
I asked her what happened and she said "I accidentally sat on the remote and spongebob dissappeared!" I asked how she sat on it, only one button was pushed enough to be registered.
Edit: I love how facepunch instantly rates me dumb. HE'S HATING ON PORNOGRAPHY HE MUST BE A MORON!
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So what makes you think it's wrong for her to see naked people?
Your family sounds uptight.
I highly doubt that your remote has a button that goes directly to the Spanish Playboy channel.
We're a Christian family. (well, christian-ish; I'm not christian myself, but why should a 5 year old see people having forced sex?)
EDIT:
[QUOTE=Pie108;27719340]I highly doubt that your remote has a button that goes directly to the Spanish Playboy channel.[/QUOTE]
Seriously, I don't know how it happened either. I think something else happened, but I dunno what.
it would be a good experience for her
The baby wants to find out how it was created, let it do so and it will wreck horrors on the world that are unimaginable.
[QUOTE=commandhat;27719345]We're a Christian family. (well, christian-ish; I'm not christian myself, but why should a 5 year old see people having forced sex?)[/QUOTE]
Why not?
Not all "porn" is forced sex.....
Also Verizon by default has stuff like that disabled, you need to call to get it enabled...
Stop being so uppity about this and grow up
Like seeing some porn he can't comprehend will damage his innocence.
Well nothing really happened so I don't really see a need for a thread.
el senor, you should have let the baby see it
[QUOTE=commandhat;27719345]We're a Christian family. (well, christian-ish; I'm not christian myself, but why should a 5 year old see people having forced sex?)
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It's not forced sex in any sense of the term. Porn actors are free to do as they wish.
By the way, that's ridiculous thinking. What's wrong with children seeing sex? They're going to have to become familiar with it at some point.
OP is using the baby as a metaphor for his Christian purity that was almost soiled by the Satanists at Verizon
OHHH MY GoD NOOo111OO11!1
Fuck OP, it isn't hardcore pornography.
It's Playboy, I can see harder shit at my local highschool.
[QUOTE=commandhat;27719345]We're a Christian family. (well, christian-ish; I'm not christian myself, but why should a 5 year old see people having forced sex?)[/QUOTE]
Porn isn't forced sex. Rape is forced sex.
[QUOTE=Billiam;27719544]Fuck OP, it isn't hardcore pornography.
It's Playboy, I can see harder shit at my local highschool.[/QUOTE]
That's nothing, I can TASTE harder things at [i]my[/i] local highschool!
[editline]29th January 2011[/editline]
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[QUOTE=Billiam;27719544]Fuck OP, it isn't hardcore pornography.
It's Playboy, I can see harder shit at my local highschool.[/QUOTE]
You get hardcore porn at your highschool?
Yeah okay I don't think it's good for a little baby girl to see porno. I don't understand the people around here who say "let her".
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;27719595]Yeah okay I don't think it's good for a little baby girl to see porno. I don't understand the people around here who say "let her".[/QUOTE]
Why do you think it's not good?
When I was about that age, I accidentally changed the channel to some lesbian porn. I remember it very clearly. My parents freaked out when I asked them later why a woman was licking another woman's peepee and why they were wearing tutus when they were doing it.
Anyway, I turned out just fine.
[QUOTE=commandhat;27719308]
So anyway I was gaming as usual and suddenly the baby started crying.[/QUOTE]
She's 5 so I don't know why you are calling her a baby.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;27719595]Yeah okay I don't think it's good for a little baby girl to see porno. I don't understand the people around here who say "let her".[/QUOTE]
I agree with you whole-heartily, but OP is making a mountain out of a molehill.
Especially since nothing happened.
You're [i]blowing[/i] this way out of proportion.
Is she hot?
[QUOTE=blazingfly;27719589]You get hardcore porn at your highschool?[/QUOTE]
Free live action shows every Thursday, in the supply closet next to the junior home-rooms.
[QUOTE=commandhat;27719308]Yes, yes, I know, :ohdear:s all around. but good god, she only pressed 1 button and I know my family definitely does NOT watch that kind of stuff at all.
So anyway I was gaming as usual and suddenly the baby started crying. I ran in wanting to be Big Brother, then I saw the problem. Her Spongebob show was gone, and replaced with a message:
"You are currently not subscribed to Playboy en Espanol, would you like to subscribe?"
I switched it back without a word.
I asked her what happened and she said "I accidentally sat on the remote and spongebob dissappeared!" I asked how she sat on it, only one button was pushed enough to be registered.
Edit: I love how facepunch instantly rates me dumb. HE'S HATING ON PORNOGRAPHY HE MUST BE A MORON![/QUOTE]
Everyone's rating you dumb because you did the most responsible thing to do, which is out of the norm for the average FP member.
[QUOTE=Xolo;27719608]Why do you think it's not good?[/QUOTE]
OP didn't say how old the baby is but a child's first knowledge of sex shouldn't be a macho man getting sucked off by a double D hottie then blowing a load on her face
I don't understand today's attitude about sex as just something, where one-night stands are valid and acceptable.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;27719595]Yeah okay I don't think it's good for a little baby girl to see porno. I don't understand the people around here who say "let her".[/QUOTE]
Name one negative consequence that isn't something retarded like "her innocence will be gone".
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