Yesterday this kid made a thread titled "Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)" on bodybuilding.com's forum about what happened to him on a "date" due to his own stupidity and social problems he has.
Source: [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191[/url]
It's a hilarious read, the kid has problems as you'll see.
INCLUDES!: MS PAINT DRAWINGS OF WHAT HAPPENED
e.g: [img]http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/fuuu1.jpg[/img]
(Pictures are courtesy of OP from the bodybuilding forum)
Picture reminds me of this thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=860716[/url]
derp eyes
:downs:
[QUOTE=rathat48;18926731]Picture reminds me of this thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=860716[/url][/QUOTE]
It is sorta like that but it's a lot worse, pretty much on the same scale of stupidity though.
explain what happened, exactly
Reminds me of that one scene in Dumb and Dumber
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C9RBMCJOY[/media]
[img]http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/fuuu6.jpg[/img]
This man is an artist.
What is that maroonish colored thing though?
and why does he have such a fatass?
I just lol'd.
Holy shit, thats horrible. I feel like its also totally avoidable. WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHIT, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND GO TO THE BATHROOM!, never hold it in or go when you get somewhere it will always lead to something bad.
Sounds like a [i]crappy[/i] day.
Oh my god, that was one of the funniest stories I have read in a long time. The paint pics just topped it off.
[QUOTE=w1z;18926818][img]http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/fuuu6.jpg[/img]
This man is an artist.
What is that maroonish colored thing though?
and why does he have such a fatass?[/QUOTE]
He's a bodybuilder brah, he gotta have dem big glutes.
Must have been a shitty night.
His shit has blood.
cool
God damn, he should have brought his "pee bottles"
By the time I finished reading that I was laughing so hard I was crying
He probably has a shit fetish, which explains why he got the erection. He should have held it in until he got in bed with her. :fappery:
[img]http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/fuuuu4.jpg[/img]
Mmm.. Sweet tears of pain.
This is my Christmas gift to you, Facepunch.
Hope you all enjoy it.
Who the fuck pisses in bottles.
[QUOTE=insane taco;18927022]Who the fuck pisses in bottles.[/QUOTE]
The Sniper. :downs:
Edit: Jars, bottles it's more or less the same. Also, autistic bodybuilders with social problems apparently?
Why the fuck didn't he just push his boner into the toilet. It's hard but it can be done.
Either has a really fat arse or a large cock.
[QUOTE=HookJ;18927043]The Sniper. :downs:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.agedinoakcasks.com/wp-content/uploads/jarate.jpg[/img]
Doesn't look like a bottle to me :colbert:
[QUOTE=HookJ;18927043]The Sniper. :downs:[/QUOTE]
Jars not bottles
I never laughed so hard in my entire life!
FLAEFB<KSFHDFJDSFSFD
I actuallt laughed really hard IRL. VERY NICE STORY. AHHAHAHHA
The last sentence of the stories cracked me up.
"All this could have been avoided if I brought my goddamn pee bottles"
Haha, I saw that yesterday.
Funniest and most disgusting thing I have ever read.
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;18927065]Why the fuck didn't he just push his boner into the toilet. It's [B]hard[/B] but it can be done.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
Oh my God, I laughed so very much at this. Almost as much as my laughter at the Bloodninja chronicles.
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