So, yesterday i was going around the school with my friends and so decide to go to the toilets, so as soon as i go in i noticed a balloon on the urinal pipes, so i get closer to see. it turned out to be an inflated condom. a whole crowd gathered round from the year 8's to my year. so what do you do when you see an inflated condom in school? PICK IT UP AND RUN AROUND THE MOST CROWDED PLACE IN THE BUILDING WITH IT. which is exactly what i did and god knows why. i just dandered into the pupils entrance holding it up high and announced to everyone "MIGHT I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?, thank you" everyone was just staring and laughing until one of the teachers came by and demanded to know where i found it, so i just said that i found it and decided to pick it up and dribble it like a football up the corridors. She smiled a bit and rolled her eyes and told one of my friends to pop it.
there was a slight yellow spot of liquid on the ground after.
now, who would have a motive for bringing in some rubber and blowing into it when it seemed it was slightly used?
god only knows why i did what i did,
so... should i have picked it up and ran around with it or left it there?
Wow, that's pretty mature.
ur mature
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Kids in Africa would have drank that and you just [i]wasted[/i] it.
I bet you're the most popular guy at school now, huh OP?
Ok.
The disgusting thing to think about it, if the condom was inflated, someone definitely blew it up with their mouth...
[editline]9th December 2010[/editline]
Good job reinforcing the stereotype that all young people are brain damaged.
Now get off my lawn.
well, there was only one thing going through my mind. "pick it up and share it with the world"
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[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26587897]well, there was only one thing going through my mind. "pick it up and share it with the world"[/QUOTE]
I had the same idea with herpes. Didn't work out for me either.
lol i did the saem when i was 12
[QUOTE=alt;26587971]lol i did the saem when i was 12[/QUOTE]
You mean [i]when[/i] you turn 12.
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;26588002]You mean [i]when[/i] you turn 12.[/QUOTE]
"lol i did the saem when i turn 12"
nope
One time I found a shoe in a urinal.
Op is 12
Have fun with hepatitus A
I call bullshit.
That's the most immature thing I've read today.
[QUOTE=mak13two;26587848]I bet you're the most popular gay at school now, huh OP?[/QUOTE]
Fix'd.
[QUOTE=Trinholdt;26588261]That's the most immature thing I've read today.[/QUOTE]
they would not allow us out in the snow because they fear we will get a super hyperthermia. its powder snow.
and really there was fuck all you could do. i just found it and thought of all the things i could do to brighten up the day
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26588336]they would not allow us out in the snow because they fear we will get a super hyperthermia. its powder snow.
and really there was fuck all you could do. i just found it and thought of all the things i could do to brighten up the day[/QUOTE]
Revise much?
should've saved it.
never know when you're going to need an inflated condom.
the only more immature thing I can think of to do with that condom is to put it under your shirt on your stomach and walk around saying "i r so preggers u guys r so jealous"
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26588336]they would not allow us out in the snow because they fear we will get a super [b]hyperthermia.[/b][/QUOTE]
Holy shit, is the snow on fire or something?
OP, how old are you?
Have a rainbow. [img]http://static.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/img]
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26588336]they would not allow us out in the snow because they fear we will get a super [B]hypo[/B]thermia. its powder snow.
and really there was fuck all you could do. i just found it and thought of all the things i could do to brighten up the day[/QUOTE]
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This sounds like something me or my friends would do. We're juniors in high school and know how to act fucking stupid. It's fun.
condoms in school are always hilarious, found a near full box outside the girls bathroom.
Didn't need to buy condoms for a week :smug:
What? Fill them with flour and they make great stress relievers.
Back in high school, in the middle of class, we took someones condom out of his pocket, blew it up, and tugged it over his head.
Good times :v:
So you picked up a condom that had piss in it.
Classy.
You will regret doing this.
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