• Man tells cops God told him to stroll in the nude
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[quote]THIBODAUX, La. – A man who told police that God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul has been arrested. Thibodaux police responded to an obscenity complaint around 2 a.m. Thursday and found Shafiq Mohamed walking nude down the street. When approached, Mohamed reportedly told officers that "America raped him" and added God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul. Mohamed was taken into custody and charged with obscenity. He was booked into the Lafourche Parish Detention Center where he awaited bail. It was not immediately known whether Mohamed has an attorney.[/quote] [url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_nude_male;_ylt=AuRzTDB7zvIVi27cmufzQQPtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJoaG9yMjI5BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwNTIwL3VzX29kZF9udWRlX21hbGUEY3BvcwMzBHBvcwM1BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA21hbnRlbGxzY29wcw--[/url] Sounds like story that came out of "America rapes young boys"
God is everyone's excuse.
Not really.
Yes really
More idiots giving religion a bad name.
Wait, if this is a legit excuse now, then brb naked.
Posting a lot of Yahoo porn stories there. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=941874[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=941873[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=941864[/url] [editline]04:15AM[/editline] Ontopic: I'm sure that if there is a god he's too busy looking at women showering.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;22094590]More idiots giving religion a bad name.[/QUOTE] More like religion giving idiots bad ideas.
Hey, what's the issue? If God tells you to walk naked through the streets, you walk naked through the streets.
God told me to ogle that woman naked, whilst in her house. Do not question the lord's knowledge.
Brb stealing from Walgreens and claiming God told me to.
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;22094877]Brb stealing from Walgreens and claiming God told me to.[/QUOTE] Treat yourself. Go get a steak, or skip out on the bill at the Red Lobster.
[QUOTE=Omali;22094887]Treat yourself. Go get a steak, or skip out on the bill at the Red Lobster.[/QUOTE] Any other suggestions? I think I might be able to get away with some pretty crazy shit.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;22094590]More idiots giving religion a bad name.[/QUOTE] Religion has been fucked over for years, ain't much hope now.
What's that god? You want me to piss in the applejuice vats?
America Raped him. lol.
Seems pretty obvious, but people usually say God/Jesus told them to do x because they did drugs. Remember that guy who tortured those two girls?
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;22094904]Any other suggestions? I think I might be able to get away with some pretty crazy shit.[/QUOTE] Stick your penis in a coke can I hear it's fun
God tells me to blow up for 72 virgins, seems there isn't much difference between christanity and islam after all...
"lol america raped me, i'll just undress and that will solve everything" You high, nude man?
God told me to spam this thread... The difference is I have common sense, unlike the guy in this article. :v:
What would Jesus do?
Seems legit. [QUOTE=Morphology53;22101292]What would Jesus do?[/QUOTE] Moonwalk that shit. While mooning.
How is this news? Seems like someone just wants to make more people into intolerant douche bags, who can't respect that some people just need something to believe in life.
and WHAT was he smoking?
[QUOTE=Paravin;22101700]How is this news? Seems like someone just wants to make more people into intolerant douche bags, who can't respect that some people just need something to believe in life.[/QUOTE] Sorry for not having a hole that I need an invisible sky fairy to fill.
Goddammit Yahoo news.
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