A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives
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[QUOTE]A porn company says it can bring military families together with Internet-based sex toys.
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[QUOTE]LAS VEGAS—RealTouch wants to bring teledildonics to Afghanistan. Company manager Scott Rinaldo, appearing at a CES party sponsored by porn firm Pink Visual, said he's working on distributing "a thousand dildos for the military wives"—in this case, Internet-connected sex toys that can let families thousands of miles apart get intimate.
I'm not sure if he's being skeezy or sweet here. Let me start with the technology. RealTouch is a slightly terrifying, synthetic orifice that lives in a plastic tube and connects to a computer. Based on data from an Internet connection, the unit warms up, lubes up, pulses and grips any item stuck into it. On the other end of a connection, a "performer"—who could be a paid "cam girl," or the aforementioned military wife—hand-operates a sensor-covered rod to run the motors in the RealTouch.
I really hope I didn't just freak out anyone reading this story.
Rinaldo's core audience, at least so far, is men who buy his device to sync it with porn videos in the privacy of their own homes. But Rinaldo sees a genuine social benefit in his tech, so he said he's trying to get in touch with the U.S. military to have RealTouch approved as a method for a sort of virtual conjugal visit. (Presumably, female soldiers could operate the rod while deployed and send the main unit home.) Given the lack of privacy on military bases, I'm not sure how that would work, exactly. But it's a thought.
RealTouch is the latest stab at teledildonics, the science of remote-controlled sex. The term was coined in 1975 by a science-fiction author, according to Wikipedia. The gadget's appearance here at CES was part of a sex-tech party organized by Pink Visual, a porn company which specializes in technology-forward content delivery.
As an intrepid reporter, I stuck my finger into a RealTouch unit while performer Kirsten Price hand-rubbed a nearby, Internet-connected dildo. The sensation was very strange; what felt like a whirring, rotating, feathery object made of a moist latex-like material was almost polishing my finger. Afterwards, my finger smelled like lube. I'm not going to judge.
RealTouch is currently available for $249.
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[url]http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398754,00.asp[/url]
I love how the title is posted twice in case people think they misread it.
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;34170602]I love how the title is posted twice in case people think they misread it.[/QUOTE]
it's for the hard of hearing.
How many dildos for the wives?
wow 2 thousand dildos?
[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;34170684]wow 2 thousand dildos?[/QUOTE]
are you hard of hearing
hahahaha teledildonics
Perhaps this is an attempt to relieve the minds of married soldiers.
I can't think of another career that puts your marriage more at risk then the military.
That's fucking hilarious.
I... Carry on.
[QUOTE=PhetusPhantom;34170724]Perhaps this is an attempt to relieve the minds of married soldiers.
I can't think of another career that puts your marriage more at risk then the military.[/QUOTE]
Prostitute/giggalo
Teledildonics
So, I'd guess the one end goes to the wife of the soldiers and the other to the soldiers and they have websex every night.
[QUOTE=usaokay;34170653]So is the dildo going to be military camouflage?
[editline]12th January 2012[/editline]
A thousand. That is many as ten one hundreds, and that's hot.[/QUOTE]
I suppose you could call it a green weenie.
[QUOTE=PhetusPhantom;34170724]Perhaps this is an attempt to relieve the minds of married soldiers.
I can't think of another career that puts your marriage more at risk then the military.[/QUOTE]
Ball washer.
I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits.
Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;34170760]Prostitute/giggalo[/QUOTE]
I stand corrected.
Well that's nice of them. Well that's nice of them.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits.
Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE]
they'll never stop, you'll just have to turn a deaf ear
(or two)
I want to be a teledildonic operator for the U.S Army.
[QUOTE=KmScMT;34171003]they'll never stop, you'll just have to turn a deaf ear[/QUOTE]
Oh my god.
I'm laughing [i]and[/i] dying on the inside.
[B][U]WHAT THE FUCK?[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;34170602]I love how the title is posted twice in case people think they misread it.[/QUOTE]
For some reason I thought of " A dildo, a dildo, my kingdom for a dildo!"
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits.
Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE]
what was that?
fake dicks
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits.
Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE]
Is that why your user name is Polly the Parrot - you need everything repeated and repeated? :v:
And what happens if terrorists get hold of these? :v::quagmire:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;34171209]Is that why your user name is Polly the Parrot - you need everything repeated and repeated? :v:[/QUOTE]
okay now that's just mean
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits.
Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsL/10273-24484.jpg[/img]
what?
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits.
Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE]
Polly wanna cracker?
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