TSA employee with small penis snaps after harassment from co-workers
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A Miami International Airport federal security screener has been arrested for allegedly using an expandable police baton to beat up a co-worker.
The source of their conflict, police say: daily ribbing about the size of the screener's genitalia.
Screener Rolando Negrin's private body parts were observed by his Transportation Security Administration colleagues conducting training on the airport's full-body imaging machines.
Months of joking culminated on Tuesday night, when Negrin attacked co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, according to an arrest report.
Negrin ``stated he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind,'' said the report, made public Thursday.
The agitated screener forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton, according to the report.
Negrin, who posted $7,500 bond on Wednesday night, is charged with aggravated battery.
Federal officials began using full-body scanning machines at airports across the nation in 2008, touting them as a high-tech, effective way to screen passengers for weapons or dangerous materials.
Screeners in a separate room view images of the human body, private parts and all, with the person's face blurred. The machines have raised concerns from the American Civil Liberties Union, which says they represent an invasion of passengers' privacy.
Florida ACLU Director Howard Simon said he frowns on the ``electronic strip search'' and called on the government to use less invasive security technology.
``Ribbing and fighting among TSA workers -- it's a sad story. It's an unnecessary story,'' Simon said Thursday. ``The government is being seduced by new technology.''
TSA spokesman Jonathan Allen, in a statement issued Thursday, said that Negrin is being suspended and an internal inquiry is being launched.
``TSA has a zero-tolerance policy for workplace violence,'' he said. ``We are investigating to determine whether training procedures were violated and will take appropriate action as necessary.''[/release]
Wow, his co-workers sound like real dicks.
Poor little guy
It's getting late for me, because I was wondering what the hell a penis snap was.
He really got shafted there.
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In all seriousness though the dude deserved the beating.
I wonder if Hugo said "Calm down Rolando, you look a little testy." before he got his ass beat.
What's a penis snap?
Snaps is a verb, meaning got pissed off.
Snap could be a build up of any emotion. Not just anger.
How small is his lil penz0r?
Flaccid penis size is not necessarily representative of erect size. It annoys me to no end that people can't understand that.
[QUOTE=EpicPokingStick;21788523]Flaccid penis size is not necessarily representative of erect size. It annoys me to no end that people can't understand that.[/QUOTE]
Growers and showers. Growers and showers.
He doesn't look like he has a small penis.
Eh, guy deserved the beating, seriously what a fucking dick.
I mean there is no reason to go on making fun of something so small.
[QUOTE=EpicPokingStick;21788523]Flaccid penis size is not necessarily representative of erect size. It annoys me to no end that people can't understand that.[/QUOTE]
He should've picked on someone his own size
I'm sure most of FP can empathize with him :smug:
[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;21788725]Eh, guy deserved the beating, seriously what a fucking dick.
I mean there is no reason to go on making fun of something so small.[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there.
Wow. Those people are [i]cocky[/i].
I probably would have gone crazy too if I was harassed like that for months. That guy deserved the beating.
At first I thought this said [I]"TSA employee's small penis snapped after harassment from co-workers"[/I]
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21788118]``We are investigating shorten quote as necessary.''[/QUOTE]
These are not quote marks, shift and god damn 2, it's not difficult.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21788118]
A Miami International Airport federal security screener has been arrested for allegedly using an expandable police baton to beat up a co-worker.
The source of their conflict, police say: daily ribbing about the size of the screener's genitalia.
Screener Rolando Negrin's private body parts were observed by his Transportation Security Administration colleagues conducting training on the airport's full-body imaging machines.
Months of joking culminated on Tuesday night, when Negrin attacked co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, according to an arrest report.
Negrin ``stated he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind,'' said the report, made public Thursday.
The agitated screener forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton, according to the report.
Negrin, who posted $7,500 bond on Wednesday night, is charged with aggravated battery.
Federal officials began using full-body scanning machines at airports across the nation in 2008, touting them as a high-tech, effective way to screen passengers for weapons or dangerous materials.
[B]Screeners in a separate room view images of the human body, private parts and all, with the person's face blurred.[/B] The machines have raised concerns from the American Civil Liberties Union, which says they represent an invasion of passengers' privacy.
Florida ACLU Director Howard Simon said he frowns on the ``electronic strip search'' and called on the government to use less invasive security technology.
``Ribbing and fighting among TSA workers -- it's a sad story. It's an unnecessary story,'' Simon said Thursday. ``The government is being seduced by new technology.''
TSA spokesman Jonathan Allen, in a statement issued Thursday, said that Negrin is being suspended and an internal inquiry is being launched.
``TSA has a zero-tolerance policy for workplace violence,'' he said. ``We are investigating to determine whether training procedures were violated and will take appropriate action as necessary.''[/release]
Wow, his co-workers sound like real dicks.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck, I never knew that they performed full-body strip scans. I thought it was simply metal detectors.
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SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.
Dude that was on the news here in the UK, I think they have them down in Heathrow actually.
[QUOTE=Gordy H.;21792294]What the fuck, I never knew that they performed full-body strip scans. I thought it was simply metal detectors.[/QUOTE]
They started using it more after the Christmas bomber.
Someone using liquid explosives? No more liquids allowed.
Someone have a shoe bomb? Everyone has to take their shoes off.
Someone having a bomb sewn to their underwear? Everyone gets a full body scan.
:froggonk:
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Dude his penis was this small
It's a small world.
I read the title as his penis snapped at first, so this seemed like a fairly interesting thread. It was nonetheless.
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Dude his penis was this small[/QUOTE]
Dammit, you beat me to it :v:
