[quote]North Korea will restart all nuclear facilities at its main Yongbyon complex, in the latest move which is likely to escalate tensions further with South Korea and the United States.
Plans to rebuild and restart nuclear facilities including its uranium enrichment facility and the 5 MW Yongbyon reactor which it closed in 2007, the state news agency KCNA quoted a spokesman at North Korea's atomic energy agency as saying.
The report said the "readjusting and restarting" of nuclear facilities would be used for electricity shortages and military development.
The move was being made in line with a policy of "bolstering the nuclear armed force both in quality and quantity" as well as solving "acute" electricity shortages, the spokesman said.[/quote]
Source: [url]http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2013/04/20134253411884713.html[/url]
What a relief!
I really don't want the Norkies to nuke people.
But I would LOVE it if they tried (and [B]failed[/B] with their faulty tech) just so I can enjoy the fierce retaliation with popcorn ready.
As always, Kim is spreading fear all across the western countries.
[IMG]http://stevinho.justnetwork.eu/files/2013/04/6957248_700b.jpg[/IMG]
Doesn't that mean that they now have giant nuclear fallout bulls-eyes on them?
Take the sock out of your pants, NK.
North Korea using nuclear power for energy is very, very, very okay in my book. Everything should be nuclear powered. Nuclear weapons.. Eh, stop it, NK. Reenrich that shit and make more nuclear power.
[QUOTE=Riller;40128557]North Korea using nuclear power for energy is very, very, very okay in my book. Everything should be nuclear powered. Nuclear weapons.. Eh, stop it, NK. Reenrich that shit and make more nuclear power.[/QUOTE]
Nuclear powered dildos
No wait why am I thinking about this
North Korea to redouble fishing efforts in desperate bid to adequately feed military leadership.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;40128650]North Korea to redouble fishing efforts in desperate bid to adequately feed military leadership.[/QUOTE]
the post before yours led me to read yours as 'North Korea to redouble fisting efforts' and I was quite concerned
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
I mean if that floats their boat then good on them but
Oh, they're into all sorts of stuff.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;40128564]Nuclear powered dildos
No wait why am I thinking about this[/QUOTE]
I'm not normally into that sorta stuff, but my girl could totally peg me if she had a nuclear dildo.
March 2013: NK declares war
April 2013: NK begins preparations for war
[QUOTE=pawelte1;40128852]March 2013: NK declares war
April 2013: NK begins preparations for war[/QUOTE]
May 2013: North Korea declares that the imperialists have backed down
June 2013: Half of the general staff shot
[QUOTE=uber.;40128531]As always, Kim is spreading fear all across the western countries.
[IMG]http://stevinho.justnetwork.eu/files/2013/04/6957248_700b.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
You'd get funnies if not for the 9gag tag.
[QUOTE=proch;40129057]You'd get funnies if not for the 9gag tag.[/QUOTE]
What is 9gag, and why is it dumb?
I'm genuinely curious.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;40129096]What is 9gag, and why is it dumb?
I'm genuinely curious.[/QUOTE]A recycling facility for re-re-recycled jokes. Usually stuff from there is stuff people are already sick of seeing, with a watermark to boot. Nothing more insidious than that, really.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;40128900]May 2013: North Korea declares that the imperialists have backed down
June 2013: Half of the general staff shot[/QUOTE]
Aren't you the one that risks getting banned if you don't eat your own hair for some reason or another?
Everyone wants you to have the fedora on.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;40129096]What is 9gag, and why is it dumb?
I'm genuinely curious.[/QUOTE]
4chan -> Reddit -> Tumblr -> Facebook -> FunnyJunk -> 9gag
it's where internet phenomenons and memes go to die
[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;40129173]Aren't you the one that risks getting banned if you don't eat your own hair for some reason or another?
Everyone wants you to have the fedora on.[/QUOTE]
My bet was that if North Korea went to war or used nuclear bombs (both resulting in full-scale conflict), that I would have to eat my own hair.
If I refused to, I would get banned for going back on my word.
Hmmmm.
Anybody willing to buy me a game on steam if I am proven correct by a certain date?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;40129187]
Anybody willing to buy me a game on steam if I am proven correct by a certain date?[/QUOTE]
that's not how it works buster
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
I will buy you hair-eater simulator 2000
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;40129178]4chan -> Reddit -> Tumblr -> Facebook -> FunnyJunk -> 9gag
it's where internet phenomenons and memes go to die[/QUOTE]
No, a good phenomenon or meme dies in peace. 9gag is purgatory, where they're kept forever, never to die, reposted and misunderstood over and over and over for all ethernety.
[QUOTE=Maloof?;40129210]that's not how it works buster
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
I will buy you hair-eater simulator 2000[/QUOTE]
I'm willing to do a bet, I'm just wondering if anybody is willing to take a bet too.
Could change my title instead I guess. That's cheaper.
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;40128518]I really don't want the Norkies to nuke people.
But I would LOVE it if they tried (and [B]failed[/B] with their faulty tech) just so I can enjoy the fierce retaliation with popcorn ready.[/QUOTE]
this joke is posted in every single nk thread and it still makes me shudder to think of all the weirdoes enjoying the prospect of thousands dead and displaced
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;40129231]I'm willing to do a bet, I'm just wondering if anybody is willing to take a bet too.
Could change my title instead I guess. That's cheaper.[/QUOTE]
What date are you thinking of setting?
[QUOTE=Riller;40129261]What date are you thinking of setting?[/QUOTE]
June 4th, 2013.
[QUOTE=Riller;40129219]No, a good phenomenon or meme dies in peace. 9gag is purgatory, where they're kept forever, never to die, reposted and misunderstood over and over and over for all ethernety.[/QUOTE]
9gag is basically meme hell, where they shall be reused?
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;40129287]June 4th, 2013.[/QUOTE]
Why so specific?
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;40129233]this joke is posted in every single nk thread and it still makes me shudder to think of all the weirdoes enjoying the prospect of thousands dead and displaced[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
I just want NK to try and fail so that something will finally be done about them without anyone actually dying from a nuke, which is the last thing I want. That'd be horrid.
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;40128518]I really don't want the Norkies to nuke people.
But I would LOVE it if they tried (and [B]failed[/B] with their faulty tech) just so I can enjoy the fierce retaliation with popcorn ready.[/QUOTE]
The way things are going, you might not need a microwave oven for your popcorn.
[QUOTE=Riller;40129219]No, a good phenomenon or meme dies in peace. 9gag is purgatory, where they're kept forever, never to die, reposted and misunderstood over and over and over for all ethernety.[/QUOTE]
Or in case of "Running Robert" dead on arrival.
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