• Requesting 2 experinced website stuff / photoshop
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Since you dont believe me ... I dont care....
ill do everything [editline]10:41AM[/editline] woops thought this was the epic fetish thread
hahahahahaha no
[QUOTE=Pill0w;24706602] Are you smart ? : [/QUOTE] :frog:
[quote] So yeah.. I'm going to make a website about tutorials ... Gameplay videos.. Reviews... All kinds of shit [/quote] theres millions of those types of websites why the fuck do you use ellipses so much
his profile says 28.
Ouch, the language. There goes my IQ. If you're genuine though, good luck with that.
So make me a website that may or may not work (probably the later) and your only pay is half of the ads revenue, which may or may not be considerable.
His Steam says he's 19. So I'm guessing 9 then. [QUOTE=Pill0w;24706602] Hello my name is Jack Willow Hughes.. I live in england.. I'm 19 years old soon turning 20 :) and I have a wife.. 1 little boy ... [/QUOTE] [IMG_THUMB]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/frog.gif[/IMG_THUMB]
[QUOTE=Pill0w;24706602] little FAQ Q :Will i earn any moneys by this? A :..Yes you will when its up and running Q:I aint really experinced with stuff and that .. Can i still help? A:That depends on what you can do besides photoshop and web designing Q:I'm only 11 years old.. Will that be okay? A:No.. It wont sorry [/QUOTE] Thats not a FAQ its a Q&A wait.. fuck
Always divide the fake age by two and give or take about 5 years
$200 upfront & you've got a deal
Stop...overusing ellipsis... jesus...christ
[QUOTE=Craptasket;24706714]Always divide the fake age by two and give or take about 5 years[/QUOTE] I always thought it was a steady -10 years. If "23" print "13".
[QUOTE=Pill0w;24706602]Since you dont believe me ... I dont care....[/QUOTE] What happened I'm late!
Here's what happened; [QUOTE=Pill0w;24706602]Hi! Currently i've been thinking about a thing... That thing is that i've always been wanting to live up my dream being a famous guy on the internet... So today.. I thought it all over.. And realised that i could do it.. But i need some help from experinced guys so this is kinda my request for 2 experinced photoshop/web designer So yeah.. I'm going to make a website about tutorials ... Gameplay videos.. Reviews... All kinds of shit So if you're interesed in doing this job.. I'll be willing to enable ads on the website... And earn moneys by that.. You'll be getting the half if i earn any moneys.. little FAQ Q :Will i earn any moneys by this? A :..Yes you will when its up and running Q:I aint really experinced with stuff and that .. Can i still help? A:That depends on what you can do besides photoshop and web designing Q:I'm only 11 years old.. Will that be okay? A:No.. It wont sorry As said i will NOT have any people lying about their age just to earn moneys.. if i find out you'll regret that.. Also totaly forgot to say who i am Hello my name is Jack Willow Hughes.. I live in england.. I'm 19 years old soon turning 20 :) and I have a wife.. 1 little boy ... I'm currently learning Lua coding and hopefully some graphical stuff.. I love playing games .. one of my big hobbies.. also the community to talk with people online.. is a great thing.. I love chatting around with orther people chilling.. As the big daddy of the family.. .. Some of you men might say omg.. to this but cooking is my speciality.. Though im not the big fan of cooking but i learned a bit in school cooking stuff... My wife cooks too but she likes my food better hah.. I love being a part of something so might aswell live out my dream about that if this is getting any chance of working so i'll look forward for that HOW TO REQUEST To request you can simply just write like this Example Hello, My name is (name) I am (how old you are)years old My email is : Types of games you play: Do you have steam? : Are you smart ? : I'd also like to see a desription of yourself... How your life is going at the moment and all kinds of stuff.. You can either post this on thread.. Or private message me... If you have any questions please ask! :) Thats it for now.. Hope to see someone participate ;) [/QUOTE]
:cawg: Haha oh wow, what was he trying to accomplish from this?
He was trying to accomplish "being a famous internet guy", if I may quote him.
[QUOTE=Spetzaz;24706870]He was trying to accomplish "being a famous internet guy", if I may quote him.[/QUOTE] I thought he was trolling.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24706847]:cawg: Haha oh wow, what was he trying to accomplish from this?[/QUOTE] moneys
I think he's just a 10 year old wanting to be accepted into the Internet.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;24706714]Always divide the fake age by two and give or take about 5 years[/QUOTE] 20/2 - 5 = 5 Hes pretty good for a toddler
[QUOTE=Spetzaz;24706905]I think he's just a 10 year old wanting to be accepted into the Internet.[/QUOTE] Exactly what I was thinking.
[QUOTE=Spetzaz;24706748]I always thought it was a steady -10 years. If "23" print "13".[/QUOTE] Im 25 then
how old is this boy of yours OP?
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;24707288]how old is this boy of yours OP?[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
so 12 year old asks for someone to make him a website, uses terrible grammar and spelling, and doesn't see the web development forum
[quote]Hello my name is Jack Willow Hughes.. I live in england.. I'm 19 years old soon turning 20 :) and I have a wife.. 1 little boy ...[/quote] This is obviously a lie but is funny as hell. I laugh my ass off whenever I hear that somebody has a kid before 20 :v:
Maybe his son wrote this. That is, maybe his dad is Jack Willow Hughes and his son is the 9-year-old OP.
I really like when people change their OP to some lame ass pouting story.
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