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So the other day it was absolutely beautiful, not a cloud in the sky. So me and my friend go to head out to this local walking trail, it's an asphalt trail that people walk their dogs and kids and all that but I digress. So we get there, and my friend pulls out a joint and we start smoking. About halfway through the trail, it's a one mile trail, we encounter a guy running with his baby stroller. Now this guy screams douche first off, he's wearing one of those sports suits, had spiked hair, was wearing sunglasses, his kid was in one of those overpriced speed strollers and all that business. But anyways we didn't see him coming because it was quite windy and we were walking backwards so that the joint wouldn't go out and so at first he just passed us and I didn't think anything of it, and neither should he. So we keep walking and roughly 5 minutes later (I was high, so who the hell knows) he comes running back, yes goes through all of the trouble of running back to us, and says and I quote "If I catch you guys smoking pot on this trail again, I'll have you both locked up" Now this came as a surprise to both of us which caught us completely off guard, and therefore just kinda stood there shocked and could pretty much only say "ok" So he tries to ask us our names, and I, foolishly, say my first name, then he asks for last name, and my friend thinks quickly and says "robert!" and in my head I was like "phew" haha. and then he fucking proceeds to, because I don't know what else this could possibly accomplish so I guess he just was trying to scare us, take a picture of us on his phone. We both turn around and don't let him take the picture, and he says "That's ok I got what I needed" Ok so now I just want to say what I thought about the whole time of things I would've done if I wasn't stoned and startled. First off smoking weed in public is decriminalized New York State (close minded idiot probably doesn't even know this he's so behind in the world.) and second, taking a picture of someone without their permission is much more illegal than smoking a joint, It's technically deprivation of character because I don't want to be labeled a "pot head" Other than that, I would've just handled the whole situation completely different and would've just been like, "c'mon man, you're really gonna go through all this trouble to bother two kids who weren't hurting anyone, being loud or obnoxious, or bothering you at all?" Anyways, I haven't seen a thread like this, so lets hear some cool stories of how you stuck it to the man
You guys should have beat his ass and took all his shit.
Posted this in Addicts Lounge, [QUOTE=JoeyZ]So I realized the other day that I had never told you guys what happened about a month ago. So I was sitting with my friend at our favorite smoke spot taking rips from a beautiful glass bong he had just bought a week before, when out of nowhere two redneck guys walk up on us. I put the bong in our backpack along with everything else, but before I could zip it up one of the guys (who looked like a mix of Boromir and Paul Teutul Sr.) says 'Don't even fucking bother. You two are in some deep shit' Mind you, this was after a taking a good amount of rips, and I was freaking out as the guys kept getting closer. The guy who looked like Boromir looked at my friend and said 'Give me the fucking bag' We both kind of looked at each other, and my friend said 'I'm not gonna do that, dude. Look, we'll get out of here.' So the dude walks up, grabs the bag out of my hand and proceeds to fling all of our stuff on the ground. Inside was the bong, what was left of the weed (a little less than a gram), a veritable rainbow of lighters, and the tube to a hookah that we were going to fix for a friend. At this point I'm beyond freaking out, but I'm still just sitting there. He gets out his phone and his friend starts laughing and says 'Oh, you're fucked now!' My friend looks over, sighs and says 'Yeah, he's fucking calling the cops.' So, a police car rolls up, and at this point I think it's all over. A woman gets out, and surprisingly asks us to walk our bikes over to the car. 'Yes ma'am' we said, and walked our bikes over. She told us to sit on the curb while she went through our stuff and talked to redneck one and two. We sat there, stoned out of our minds, struggling to comprehend what was happening, when before we knew it, she had us up with our arms and legs spread while she searched us. I started to explain what had happened, but she cut me off with my Miranda rights. My friend looks up and asks, 'What are we being arrested for?' Without so much as pausing in her pat down of me she looked over and said 'Right now, possesion. What the hell were you two thinking? There's a school with a park less than a mile from here. A couple hundred feet that way and this would've been a felony.' What happened next was the most down to earth conversation you could ever expect to have while being arrested. We explained how it was our weekly routine and that I come over, smoke and write music with my friend. We both told her our career plans and the colleges we're shooting for. After a while we were actually laughing about things. She put us in the back of her squad car, uncuffed, and asked for our phones. I gave her my phone, she asked 'Do you live around here?' I said 'No, I live over in Lynnhaven' and she hands me my phone back. She takes my friends phone and asks 'So you're the one that lives here?' he says 'Yeah' and she promptly calls his parents to come pick him up. They show up, she explains the situation, and they drive off. She gets back in the squad car, and asks me for directions to my house, and drives me the fuck home. What a bro. TL;DR Got caught, arrested, and got free ride home in a nice squad car.[/QUOTE]
Me and my friends were toking by this little shack by our school (I live in Manitoba and it was in winter so it was around -35 (Yes, toking outside in Canada is a huge bitch) so we need wind shelter :x), and there are some small apartment buildings right near there. We broke out the bong and started taking some rips, and sat for about half an hour (Freezing our asses off) taking rips. Suddenly, this government car pulls up (It's like a small van that said "City of Winnipeg" on it) and a guy in this uniform (not a cop thank god) walks out and over to us. As we saw him pull up we quickly hid the bong and our weed, and one of my friends still had a bong rip inside of his mouth, holding it in. We quickly told him to ghost it as best as he could, as the guy walked over. He was still holding it in, and being high, I couldn't help but laugh at the situation. The guy just walked up to us and said "Hey boys. What are you doing out here?" And we said "Nothing sir, just getting some shelter from the wind." And he stopped and stared at the kid holding in the bong rip for a few seconds, while I'm still laughing, trying not to (And you all know how it sounds when you're trying not to laugh but laugh anyways). He gets back in the car and says, "Don't do anything you'd regret, kids." and drives away. Someone probably called 411 or 911 on us :x
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I've been going out for walks and smoking weed every night for at least 6 months now and the only people I've run into, is the cops looking around for teens partying on the weekends and they just tell me to put out my smoke and fuck off. Other than that, I haven't run into anyone in public. Lucky me.
me and a friend were smoking with these guys we knew that always hung out at the school park (I don't call them friends because they hate me, I just came for the weed :V) And one of them busts out 5 Adderall 30's with a plate from his back pack, so we started snorting those to, and this old lady from across the street saw us exhaling smoke so she called the cops, we started to walk around, and a cop pulls up to us 30 minutes later "Hey kids, were you the ones causing a disturbance at the park?" and we all just shake our heads no, He reaches onto his counsel and pulls out a little crack pipe saying "Well I found this in the bushes there, And I know it must have been your guys' because I got a call saying a tall kid with a blue sweat shirt, a ginger and some friends were smoking by the park." and the tall guy in blue next to me says "Well we saw another group of kids with a ginger and a tall guy." the cop just said "Right, well you guys are taking this as a warning right now." and he just drives off, and my ginger friend just says "FUCK! Why didn't we find that pipe.." we all stayed inside my friends house later that night because cops were circling the block, they aren't allowed to just randomly enter a house though.
[QUOTE=ljonny;35144492]me and a friend were smoking with these guys we knew that always hung out at the school park (I don't call them friends because they hate me, I just came for the weed :V) And one of them busts out 5 Adderall 30's with a plate from his back pack, so we started snorting those to, and this old lady from across the street saw us exhaling smoke so she called the cops, we started to walk around, and a cop pulls up to us 30 minutes later "Hey kids, were you the ones causing a disturbance at the park?" and we all just shake our heads no, He reaches onto his counsel and pulls out a little crack pipe saying "Well I found this in the bushes there, And I know it must have been your guys' because I got a call saying a tall kid with a blue sweat shirt, a ginger and some friends were smoking by the park." and the tall guy in blue next to me says "Well we saw another group of kids with a ginger and a tall guy." the cop just said "Right, well you guys are taking this as a warning right now." and he just drives off, and my ginger friend just says "FUCK! Why didn't we find that pipe.." we all stayed inside my friends house later that night because cops were circling the block, they aren't allowed to just randomly enter a house though.[/QUOTE] Isn't that such bullshit though, like how is it any of that bitches business that you and friends were hanging out smoking and whatever. She had no right to call the police, if anything she coulda just asked you to leave.
Me and some friends were passing a blunt around in a field a couple summers ago. A couple walking their dogs walks onto the field from the entrance, sees us and stops, realizes what we're doing, turns around, and walked away. Then we continued to smoke.
Me and a few friends of mine were down in this woody trail that went into this park area that had a gazebo and a little pond around it. Up in the woods our spot which we called "The Altar" due to the fact we had 4 rock seats and this huge round flat rock in the middle everyone cheifed there, that and years ago this spot was like used for Satan worshiping I don't believe it but that is what the local rumor was. But anyways me and my bud and his girl were passing around the pipe, We see this German Shepard and this guy in a dark uniform coming towards us fast, we all took off the moment we saw him mainly because we were uber high, short story he ensued and caught up with us on the other side of the block with his squad car but during our mid escape we ditched everything so when he caught us and let the dog search us they found nothing and he was pissed he had to let us go. Damn pigs...
Was down at the beach in the summer time with lots of friends. We had lots of alcohol, a bong, pipes, and everybody had weed with them. It was about 11PM-12AM. My boyfriend at the time used to walk around with lots of lights shining, used to hold one up and walk over to freak us out sometimes, so when we were all sitting there at the picnic table and there was an approaching light, we thought it was him. Next thing we know, there's two cops, shit all over the place, and they were telling us to put everything up on the table. They searched us all individually, and got our names. I gave my first and middle name, and told them I didn't know my address because I just moved there. Pipe got taken, but they just told us of the charges and told us to leave. It sucked, and it was my first run-in with the cops, so I was pretty nervous, and it turns out my boyfriend saw the cops, made a u-turn and waited in the truck. Could have been worse though, I consider myself pretty lucky, but none of us were rude or put up a fight, and that would have been a hell of a lot of paperwork.
I get caught smoking a few times a year. Most times, they let me leave and tell me to do it on private property. If they are there by complaint, they'll take my stuff and let me keep the pipe, or have me crush my joint on the ground. Most times, I skate away joint in hand though lol.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;35144212]Posted this in Addicts Lounge,[/QUOTE] what happened to the boungs and shit?
Surprisingly nobody has ever cared whenever I've walked back and forth to 7/11 in the middle of the night with a king-sized joint lighting up my face. I want exciting smoking adventures too :saddowns:
[QUOTE=zach1193;35144531]Isn't that such bullshit though, like how is it any of that bitches business that you and friends were hanging out smoking and whatever. She had no right to call the police, if anything she coulda just asked you to leave.[/QUOTE] alot of people in my area call the cops :(
Got chased by some homeless black guys because we were smoking in their sleeping spots in the park. It was a moonless night and overcast so I couldn't see where I was running, somehow managed to trip over a rock and roll down a hill with screaming figures chasing after me. Scariest shit ever.
Never actually been approached necessarily. But the first time I ever smoked a joint, my friend and I sat on the side of a hill by the road. I was pretty sure we were out of sight, but the next day I drove by and it turns out where we were sitting was right in the open. So probably 100 people saw us. Haha. I'm also convinced that join was literally grass rolled up to fool us. The guy knew it was our first time. It did smell like weed though, possibly just some cheap shit. [editline]15th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=jbthekid;35148715]Never actually been approached necessarily. But the first time I ever smoked a joint, my friend and I sat on the side of a hill by the road. I was pretty sure we were out of sight, but the next day I drove by and it turns out where we were sitting was right in the open. So probably 100 people saw us. Haha. I'm also convinced that joint was literally grass rolled up to fool us. The guy knew it was our first time. It did smell like weed though, possibly just some cheap shit.[/QUOTE]
It was my friends 2nd time and we just finished our 7th cone each and we packed up and started walking down from the hill when suddenly these two girls at around 12 years old just sit there staring at us while we struggle to get down this steep ass incline, so im like: "Fuck, man they can smell usss." "Dont worry. I got this bro." So my friend proceeds to walk up to both of them, lean in close and say as loud as he can "KIDS SOMEONE HAD DONE BAD DRUGS YOU SHOULD'NT GO UP THERE." So I burst into laughter and keep walking down the hill where as my friend sharply follows behind be and all we hear is. "Okay" behind us. Then we ate 3 pizzas each and it was a good day.
Jesus christ all of these experiences sound like the worst thing ever. I have an iolite vapourizer for doing it in public it's pretty awesome since it's so stealth. Never had myself smell like smoke and to walk around in public with it I put it in a pepsi cup with a tube popping out of it connected to the iolite so I can just walk around and toke whenever it's p. great. Never had the cops called on me or anything that's crazy.
[QUOTE=teslacoil;35144674]Me and some friends were passing a blunt around in a field a couple summers ago. A couple walking their dogs walks onto the field from the entrance, sees us and stops, realizes what we're doing, turns around, and walked away. Then we continued to smoke.[/QUOTE] That happened to me once, except it was just a middle-aged lady and her dog. She saw us and just kept playing with her dog. I felt kind of bad cause we probably looked intimidating and she kept down in this gravel area, but eventually I think while she was still there we just started playing frisbee and probably didn't look so scary. Probably a silly thing to do in the first place, it was a big open field on a hill in the middle of a neighbourhood where everybody can see us (and a cop lives nearby) but I guess they know we aren't hooligans. And then later some gross couple decided to start having sex on the steps of the school there (it's a recently abandoned school and was summer break anyways), so as we left we turned the car around then quickly drove right by the steps and just stared. They looked pissed and scared. Your avatar is hilarious
I don't think anyone has ever confronted me while actually blazing in public. People have definitely seen me and my friends, but I assume most people don't care, or don't care enough to call the police or anything. OP your story made me angry though, if that dude tried to take a picture of me i'd fuckin slap his camera straight out of his hand and walk on. the fuckin ignorance of this world. What would happen? he's gonna get a contact high from passing two dudes in a forest on a windy day. Asshole.
[QUOTE=Angoose;35153271]I don't think anyone has ever confronted me while actually blazing in public. People have definitely seen me and my friends, but I assume most people don't care, or don't care enough to call the police or anything. OP your story made me angry though, if that dude tried to take a picture of me i'd fuckin slap his camera straight out of his hand and walk on. the fuckin ignorance of this world. What would happen? he's gonna get a contact high from passing two dudes in a forest on a windy day. Asshole.[/QUOTE] How do you think I feel haha, I was so mad I had to make a thread about it :funny:
i cant even walk around my area after midnight without some cop pulling up. I dont dare to smoke in public here. fucking live in a jewish/retired people community where they are stuck up and paranoid for nothing. Couldnt even play manhunt as kids because of it.
Me and my friends were toking in the bathrooms at the local park during the summer, and about 20 minutes after our sesh, a lady with a baby goes into the bathroom we toked in. She came out 20 seconds later, and said that if she ever smelled weed again, she would call the cops on us, and that we were disgusting people for smoking weed.
I would have told him to mind his own business. Also I've been caught loads of time in public and no one ever has given a fuck Viva la Denmark
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;35155765]i cant even walk around my area after midnight without some cop pulling up. I dont dare to smoke in public here. fucking live in a jewish/retired people community where they are stuck up and paranoid for nothing. Couldnt even play manhunt as kids because of it.[/QUOTE] Same for around here. I almost got busted twice yesterday night, a cop was just creeper rolling down the street, I'm high as fuck, he passes me by right when i think it's all good a second cop shows up. I swear
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;35156018]Me and my friends were toking in the bathrooms at the local park during the summer, and about 20 minutes after our sesh, a lady with a baby goes into the bathroom we toked in. She came out 20 seconds later, and said that if she ever smelled weed again, she would call the cops on us, and that we were disgusting people for smoking weed.[/QUOTE] I would've given her a piece of my mind and or penis
One time my girlfriend and I were toking in my car at a park and someone drove by right when she was hitting my bubbler and just gave us a "wtf" look. I drove the fuck out of there to the other side of the park where we finished. Another time my girlfriend and I were hotboxing in the back seat of my tiny ass car with my two footer at 3AM and this old guy with a cane walks by. So I sit the bong down on the floor and we sit completely motionless. He looked at the car and walked off smiling. I doubt he could even see us, the car was literally filled with smoke. [editline]15th March 2012[/editline] only stories i have, i always play it safe when i smoke
[QUOTE=kaskade700;35156066]I would have told him to mind his own business. Also I've been caught loads of time in public and no one ever has given a fuck Viva la Denmark[/QUOTE] maybe around copenhagen people don't give a shit, but here where i live everyone think that satan was the one who invented weed. also, people loves to call the police around here, so they never wastes their chance.
Not a 'got caught' moment, but Mac's old man comment reminded me of when I went into Mary Janes HQ and this old couple went in front of me inside and were looking at pipes, specifically oldschool old man wooden pipes. Super badass.
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