Woman Smothered Boyfriend To Death With Her Breasts. - Polidicks

[TABLE="class: outer_border, width: 800, align: left"] [TR] [TD] [TABLE="width: 640, align: center"] [TR] [TD][h2]Police: Woman Smothered Boyfriend To Death With Her Breasts.[/h2][B]A Washington woman is accused of smothering her boyfriend to death with her breasts.[/B][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD][QUOTE][IMG]http://cbsseattle.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/122170902.jpg?w=300[/IMG][/QUOTE][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD] [TABLE="width: 500, align: center"] [TR] [TD]Snohomish County authorities tell KIRO-TV that they were called out to the couple’s Airport Inn trailer park after witnesses heard the 51-year-old man yelling at her to get off of him after she threw him down. When authorities arrived, they found the man dead with Donna Lange on top of him, her chest smothering his face. “She smothered him to death,” a witness told deputies, according to KIRO. Authorities found hair in the victim’s hand believed that to be of Lange’s and noticed fresh bruising on the man’s hands and face. Lange, who is 5-foot-6 and weighs 192 pounds, also had an injury to her face. The victim was listed as 5-foot-7 and 175 pounds. KIRO reports that Lange, who appeared to be drunk, told authorities she did not know how her boyfriend died. Lange has been charged with second-degree manslaughter.[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD][B]SOURCE: [/B] [URL]http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/01/16/police-woman-smothered-boyfriend-to-death-with-her-breasts/[/URL][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

That's gotta be the best way to die.

[QUOTE=Frisk;39253677]That's gotta be the best way to die.[/QUOTE] More like the breast way.. :v:

[QUOTE=Bradyns;39253682]More like the breast way.. :v:[/QUOTE] I agree. Now i got that off my chest.

Tits

[QUOTE=Bradyns;39253682]More like the breast way.. :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;39253840]I agree. Now i got that off my chest.[/QUOTE] I just fucking died.

[QUOTE=Appolox;39253895]I just fucking died.[/QUOTE] By smothering?

[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;39253840]I agree. Now i got that off my chest.[/QUOTE] Can you guys just stop milking these breast puns please

[IMG]http://cdn.ology.com/bundles/ologysocial/up/img/embedded/embedded_4f5ad1b7471688.63549717.gif[/IMG] Best way to die?

[quote]Airport Inn trailer park[/quote] She was a fatass, don't get to excited Facepunch

Death by sweater yams.

Wow that will make for some funny stories in prison

I dunno. I'd be more inclined that it was murder- how does a woman mash her tits into someone's face hard enough to bruise the guy's [I]face[/I] and smother him and not notice? Maybe they had both snorted some cocaine/mountain dew mix to get in the mood.

Well if you've got to be smothered by something...

fucking hell you died to sweater deathstars i bet saint peter had a fucking laugh once you explained that

Oh god, I go to school in Everett. Guess now I have something to talk about at my classes.

She was probably too busy eating to notice he stopped breathing.

This is my fetish.

[QUOTE=Rents;39254589]This is my fetish.[/QUOTE] The women in question wasn't a shark bro

[QUOTE=RobbL;39254626]The women in question wasn't a shark bro[/QUOTE] I'm flexible.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;39254828]No she was a whale :v:[/QUOTE] At least it's a mammal.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;39254828]No she was a whale :v:[/QUOTE] 5'6" and 192 pounds... Eh, she was a bit on the chubby side, but nowhere near a whale. Maybe a mid-sized dolphin.

[QUOTE=Rents;39254699]I'm flexible.[/QUOTE] She isn't

[B][U]Beware The Titty Monster![/U][/B] [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/039/611/HRtittymonster.png[/img]

What does the woman in question look like?

The man was 51 so I am guessing not that pretty

Someone was killed and people laugh at him. Tits, the twisters of morality.

Death by Snoo Snoo.

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[QUOTE=Roger Waters;39255297][img]http://i.imgur.com/k5LWe.png[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight][/QUOTE] That's hardly a meme is it now? He's just implying that he died in a sexual way.