[quote]SEOUL, South Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has life-threatening pancreatic cancer, a news report said Monday, days after new images of him looking gaunt spurred speculation that his health might be worsening following a reported stroke last year.
The 67-year-old Kim was diagnosed with the cancer around the time he was felled by a stroke last summer, Seoul's YTN television reported, citing unidentified intelligence officials in South Korea and China.
The report cited the officials saying the disease is "threatening" Kim's life.
Pancreatic cancer is usually found in its final stage, and considering Kim's age, he is expected to live no more than five years, the report said.
South Korea's spy agency said it could not confirm the report.
Kim's health is a focus of intense media speculation due to concerns about instability and a power struggle if he were to die without naming a successor. His third and youngest son, Kim Jong Un, has widely been reported as being groomed as heir, but the regime has made no announcement to the outside world.[/quote]
Source: [url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090713/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_kim_jong_il[/url]
Must've been all that radiation from playing with nukes. :D
Wish I could've found a bigger source but I heard it on the news so I guess it's real.
finally
No doubt caused by Capitalist corruption.
holy jesus
"Oh harro ther-NNNGGGGGHHHH!"
Weird how he gets his ass kicked before the war even starts
[QUOTE=Kondor;16006794]No doubt caused by Capitalist corruption.[/QUOTE]
Best possible avatar.
Hahahaha! Its about fucking time.
I pray this is legit.
Karma.
Sweet sweet karma.
If his health is such a closely guarded secret, how did they find out?
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;16006974]If his health is such a closely guarded secret, how did they find out?[/QUOTE]
That doctor's a spy
[img]http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Sablebuddy/Sigz/SpyMedic.jpg[/img]
Even his own body cells are against him.
All I could do while reading this thread is laugh uncontrollably. That bastard deserves it.
I opened facepunch, I see "Kim Jong-il diagnosed with..." and I said [I]"Awesome, awesome!"[/I]
Then I middle-clicked, came over, saw "pancreatic cancer" and I said [I]"YES!!!"[/I]
Does that make me a bad person?
He's going to fake his death, go to the moon, then launch warheads from it.
Shame Hitler has taken the moon, already.
I read something about who may replace Kim if he dies.....it will be/is a very tough decision if they have to choose one of Kim's people or whatever. I read something that said like his sons don't want to take his place or something so some brainwashed government official will possibly take Kim's place if he dies, so it will most likely only be a small step towards peace.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;16007078]I opened facepunch, I see "Kim Jong-il diagnosed with..." and I said [I]"Awesome, awesome!"[/I]
Then I middle-clicked, came over, saw "pancreatic cancer" and I said [I]"YES!!!"[/I]
Does that make me a bad person?[/QUOTE]
no not at all.
Kim Jong-Il more like Kim Jong-ILL amirite
So I guess that's a relief then?
[QUOTE=Lol wut?;16007061][img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/ca/Kim_Jong_Il%27s_Presumed_Fate_and_Son.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
You funny guy. I kill you last.
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I'm willing to bet he's been dead for ages now and they're just leaking this shit to make it look like hes still alive.
[QUOTE=Jack_Ghetto;16007080]He's going to fake his death, go to the moon, then launch warheads from it.
Shame Hitler has taken the moon, already.[/QUOTE]
No hitler took jewpiter :rimshot:
[QUOTE=NO ONE;16007086]I read something about who may replace Kim if he dies.....it will be/is a very tough decision if they have to choose one of Kim's people or whatever. I read something that said like his sons don't want to take his place or something so some brainwashed government official will possibly take Kim's place if he dies, so it will most likely only be a small step towards peace.[/QUOTE]
They're not going to appoint a replacement, they'll just splice new speeches together from old footage and photoshop pictures and such to keep him "alive" to the populace.
Pancreatic cancer is p much a death sentence [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-neckbeard.gif[/img]
Two words.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/media]
GREAT STUFF!
Oh boy!
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