Crazy Soccer Mom Pamela McColl Edits The Night Before Christmas to be tabacco free
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[quote=NBC NEWS]
NEW YORK — Santa has kicked the habit in time for Christmas. No, not the sugar plum habit, or his fur-wearing habit, or his penchant for romping recklessly around open flame.
No, gentlepeople, this is the year the man in red gave up pipe tobacco, at least in a new book version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" that has received attention from some lofty corners, including the American Library Association and the American Academy of Pediatrics.
The self-published Pamela McColl of Vancouver, Canada, has a mission for her story, to protect children and their parents from the ravages of smoking. She mortgaged her house and sunk $200,000 into her telling of the 189-year-old holiday poem, touring the states to promote it ahead of its September release.
What, particularly, did McColl do? She excised these lines: "The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth. And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath." And she added to the cover: "Edited by Santa Claus for the benefit of children of the 21st century."
And she included a letter from Santa on the back jacket flap announcing that "all of that old tired business of smoking" is behind him, claiming (by the way) that the reindeer can confirm his fur outerwear is faux out of respect for animals, including the polar bears of his beloved North Pole.
"There is a huge debate raging," McColl said of the attention. "I have been called every name in the book. One person said the only wreath they want to see this Christmas is one on my grave. Shame, shame, shame on you is the most common."
The 54-year-old entrepreneur and mother of adult twins said she's on Santa's case about smoking because she has seen firsthand how harmful it can be, recalling how at age 18 she had to pull her own father out of his burning bed after he fell asleep with a lit cigarette. She smoked herself as a teen but quit and is thankful her kids never took up the habit.
Deborah Caldwell-Stone, the ALA's deputy director for intellectual freedom, doesn't have a hard heart. But she doesn't see tobacco addiction when she considers what McColl has done. She sees "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Tom Sawyer."
A publisher put out a combined version of those classics last year as edited by Mark Twain scholar Alan Gribben, who replaced about 200 occurrences of the N-word with "slave." Of McColl, Caldwell-Stone said:
"This wasn't a retelling. This wasn't a parody. This wasn't an adaptation. This wasn't a modernization. This wasn't fanfic. This was presenting the original but censoring the content. That kind of expurgation that seeks to prevent others from knowing the original work because of a disapproval of the ideas, the content, is a kind of censorship that we've always disapproved of."
Caldwell-Stone said as much in a statement the ALA publicly released. She said the two cases involve the "altering of a classic work of literature with a view toward protecting modern sensibilities, or preventing children from being aware of the character of the original work."
Stephen Colbert had some thoughts on the matter in November, only he was louder and funnier.
"Santa can't quit smoking," he bellowed on his Comedy Central show, holding back a laugh. "He needs that vice. You try dealing with the stress of delivering the world's toys in a single night. We're lucky he's not doing a pa rum pum pum pum of coke off of Blitzen's ass."
McColl said she's trying to offer one option among dozens of versions of the rhyme that helped launch Santa Claus as an icon. She wants to shake up complacency over tobacco addiction and believes the pipe and rings of smoke around his head do resonate with little kids who don't have the same Santa filters as the rest of us, especially those who have parents or other loved ones who smoke.
"To them, Santa's not some historical guy," McColl said from Portland, Ore., where she recently finished nearly a full year on the road. "He's a real character. He's a real person coming down the chimney, and he's smoking. That's what a 3-year-old thinks like."
McColl said she ran into supporters during her travels, including children who fret about Santa's health. Smoking, she said, is something Clement C. Moore, a churchgoing academic, also wasn't fond of. He once called tobacco "opium's treacherous, villainous friend."
A Troy, N.Y., newspaper published the poem anonymously in 1823 as "A Visit from St. Nicholas." Moore, who lived in Manhattan with his wife and six children, claimed the work in 1844, though some historians think Henry Livingston Jr. was the true creator.
Moore presented the New York Historical Society, of which he was a member, with a handwritten manuscript of the poem and it resides there today, along with a boxful of about 20 book versions of the work that now includes no-smoking Santa, donated by McColl.
"I think it reflects the times, so we were amused by it," said Mariam Touba, the society's reference librarian.
Among the courtesy stops for McColl during her walkabout promoting the book was a visit in October to the American Academy of Pediatrics in Chicago. The group of about 60,000 doctors said the book "was not reviewed or considered by our leadership in any official way," but McColl insists that "Public health loves this book."
A much easier endorsement stop was the advocacy group Americans for Nonsmokers' Rights, based in Berkeley, Calif.
"The intent of this heartwarming story about Santa Claus and Christmas remains intact despite the omission of the smoke," said the group's executive director, Cynthia Hallett. "My guess is many children will not notice the absence of the smoke."
McColl estimated she has sold more than 15,000 hard copies of the book in English, French and Spanish. She has given away thousands in e-books and to hospitals and charities in paper.
What's next, Colbert asked? Kale chips and coconut water instead of cookies and milk? "This political correXmas," he said, "must be stopped."[/quote]
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The 'offensive' part of the story:
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What about your kid's friends? I'm very sure some of them smoke or will smoke...
What's she gonna do now?
Come on, I hate smoking but you don't edit artistic works of vintage...
when i read things like this i think about how privileged of a world these people live in that they have things so trivial to bitch about
Santa Claus just smokes to deal with the stress of having to deliver presents to all the children around the world in one night, give him a break.
Soon enough these soccer moms will ban smoking in the North Pole and then where will Santa get his fix?
[QUOTE=Rathlin1;38803735]Santa Claus just smokes to deal with the stress of having to deliver presents to all the children around the world in one night, give him a break.
Soon enough these soccer moms will ban smoking in the North Pole and then where will Santa get his fix?[/QUOTE]
Heroin
Trying to hide the problem won't fix it. Instead maybe she should trying addressing her kids about it. Hiding the problem will just lead to confusion later on in their life, and may end with them smoking.
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420 blaze it
Awesome. Maybe next we should edit Caligula and take out all that naughty sex. Or how about editing the works of Shakespeare to take out all that violence? Ooh, or, we could edit [I]the entire world[/I].
Genius!
Soccer mom=idiot
You know. When I was 3, I wasn't worried or concerned about santa smoking. I was more concerned with what the big ass present under the tree was.
It's exactly like Thank You For Smoking.
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[quote]He's a real character. He's a real person coming down the chimney, and he's smoking. That's what a 3-year-old thinks like[/quote]
Is it? I don't think I ever 'believed' in Santa as such. It was just one of those stories that your parents tell you but you both know they aren't real.
[QUOTE=dass;38803691]What about your kid's friends? I'm very sure some of them smoke or will smoke...
What's she gonna do now?[/QUOTE]
Kill em.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;38805493]Is it? I don't think I ever 'believed' in Santa as such. It was just one of those stories that your parents tell you but you both know they aren't real.[/QUOTE]
There's enough kids who really do believe in Santa. Don't remember if I was one of them.
Regarding the quote, I don't think a 3yo would give a shit about hearing that Santa smokes. Or even notice, really. Gosh, anti-smoking crusaders are so silly.
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;38806086]There's enough kids who really do believe in Santa. Don't remember if I was one of them.
Regarding the quote, I don't think a 3yo would give a shit about hearing that Santa smokes. Or even notice, really. Gosh, anti-smoking crusaders are so silly.[/QUOTE]
The might not give a shit but there's a subconscious note about it, I'm not saying edit the image but there's always that idea that if somebody they look up to or cherish does something, they'll imitate or follow them.
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420 blaze it[/QUOTE]
Uh oh, max may come ([url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1231481[/url])
Anywho, that's retarded as FUCK. Santa needs his fix too, you don't just edit that out.
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;38806202]The might not give a shit but there's a subconscious note about it, I'm not saying edit the image but there's always that idea that if somebody they look up to or cherish does something, they'll imitate or follow them.[/QUOTE]
If we go with that idea, then we should honestly ban everything. Cartoons? Nope! Kids might think they can jump off a cliff and be alright because they'll magically grow wings. Books? Nope! Kids might think that running away to have an adventure with their imaginary friend is a great idea.
where was this book when i was growing up i am now a chain smoker a carton a day all because of fucking santa clayus
Man I'd rather kids take up pipe tobacco than cigarettes anyway.
But yeah this is dumb
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