• JESUS TAKES WHEEL, RUNS OVER MOTORCYCLIST
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[quote]A woman who smashed into and ran over a motorcyclist in Fort Wayne, Indiana, told police that she had let God drive her car when she ran down 47-year-old Anthony Oliveri, leaving him with serious injuries — but “ecstatic to be alive.” Prionda Hill, 25, also rammed the back of a Ford pickup truck before running her 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix off the road onto a median next to a Rally’s burger restaurant, according to a police report. The bizarre accident took place around 9:45 pm on July 11. Hill appeared in court last Thursday where she was charged with failing to stop after an accident, criminal recklessness and two counts of criminal mischief. According to police, when they found Hill at the Rally’s fast food joint, she told them that she was driving along normally on Jefferson Boulevard near Jackson Street in Fort Wayne, when “out of nowhere God told her that He would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let Him take it.” Read more at [url]http://www.inquisitr.com/1365065/woman-lets-god-drive-car-anthony-oliveri/#oF3eIjsr4bheGElX.99[/url][/quote]
I guess God is a shitty driver
[QUOTE]“out of nowhere God told her that He would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let Him take it.”[/QUOTE] She should be seeking mental help if she is actually hearing voices.
Sounds like the mom from Binding of Isaac.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;45470518]She should be seeking mental help if she is actually hearing voices.[/QUOTE] Or both the woman and the motorcyclist had done something bad, so god tricked her into getting into massive trouble, and harmed him at the same time. Two birds with one stone
[loud] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bGm-Y64cbs[/media][/loud]
Thread theme: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydBPm2KRaU[/media] [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;45470579]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bGm-Y64cbs[/QUOTE] lol, that snipped version is good too.
Shes sounds like a fuckin loon who shouldn't be allowed near the driver's wheel of a car anymore. Negligent driving pisses me off quite a bit. And then to not claim responsibility, you can fuck right off. What a massive cunt
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45470577]Or both the woman and the motorcyclist had done something bad, so god tricked her into getting into massive trouble, and harmed him at the same time. Two birds with one stone[/QUOTE] Maybe God was just fucking around. Everyone needs downtime, even multi-dimensional omnipotent beings.
God should have told her to take the seatbelt off too.
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[QUOTE=Cabbage;45470490]I guess God is a shitty driver[/QUOTE] Or he just wanted to show her how much of an idiot she is for listening to random voices in her head.
"I'll take the wheel" "Okay!" *Lets go of wheel"* "No, idiot! That's not how it wor- *THUD*....." "Okay, I'm out of here"
If God wants to drive ask to see proof of insurance first.
motorcyclist turns out to be a serial killer
[QUOTE=Hole;45471285]motorcyclist turns out to be a serial killer[/QUOTE] plot twiiiist. [IMG]http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2010/10q_shyamalan/night_shyamalan_01.jpg[/IMG]
What a dumb cunt, there were no driving schools back when Jesus was alive. He obviously doesn't know how to drive.
And then the motorcyclist has a massive change of heart as a result of this accident and devotes his life to helping those less fortunate. Nice one, God. [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-thumbsup.gif[/IMG]
What a retard.
Jesus had a bit too many pints at the bar
Or she road raged, or messed up bad some other way, regretted it, and decided to go for an insanity plea.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;45470490]I guess God is a shitty driver[/QUOTE] Confirmed God is a woman.
[video=youtube;Xm5AKvmtHk0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm5AKvmtHk0[/video]
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