Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses
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[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/14/teen-burglar-kills-goldfi_n_822845.html]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/14/teen-burglar-kills-goldfi_n_822845.html[/url]
Ah, kids say the darnest things!
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What.
What a professional.
And what an asshole.
This is super late, by two years.
I had to do the same to my goldfish when I was tripping on acid and it threatened to tell my parents I was high.
[sp]anyone who takes this post seriously is retarded[/sp]
[img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/247491/thumbs/r-GOLDFISH-large570.jpg[/img]
This picture kills me for some reason
he should have just waited 3 seconds
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40501558]This is super late.[/QUOTE]
Oh snap i did not even notice this is from 2011. Someone linked me and i assumed it was new. Still funny though. Mods please delete :suicide:
[QUOTE=MR-X;40501566][img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/247491/thumbs/r-GOLDFISH-large570.jpg[/img]
This picture kills me for some reason[/QUOTE]
It [I]knows[/I]
[QUOTE=Quq;40501580]he should have just waited 3 seconds[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/10/goldfish-do-not-have-a-three-second-memory/[/url]
Coming from a pet owner, this guy is an asshole.
He was just jealous of the fish.
It could outsmart him if it wasn't in a aquarium.
[editline]from the article[/editline]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Skarmbillede_-_02-05-2013_-_16:22:26.png[/IMG]
lmao :v:
[QUOTE=MR-X;40501566][img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/247491/thumbs/r-GOLDFISH-large570.jpg[/img]
This picture kills me for some reason[/QUOTE]
It has seen some shit
I doubt a court would accept testimony from a goldfish.
They're notorious liars.
What they did is fucked up, but cruelty to animals...? They're just goldfish. Write it off as destruction to property or something.
[QUOTE=Aetna;40502740]What they did is fucked up, but cruelty to animals...? They're just goldfish. Write it off as destruction to property or something.[/QUOTE]
That's racist to goldfish everywhere.
[QUOTE=Aetna;40502740]What they did is fucked up, but cruelty to animals...? They're just goldfish. Write it off as destruction to property or something.[/QUOTE]
HEARTLESS
How horrible, my condolences to the poor goldfish's family, I can't imagine what they're going through right now.
[QUOTE=Aetna;40502740]What they did is fucked up, but cruelty to animals...? They're just goldfish. Write it off as destruction to property or something.[/QUOTE]
Literally worse than Hitler.
Grade 6 education?
[QUOTE=Aetna;40502740]What they did is fucked up, but cruelty to animals...? They're just goldfish. Write it off as destruction to property or something.[/QUOTE]
Goldfish are animals too you know.
[QUOTE=The golden;40502955]Yes, let's start grading animals on their worth as creatures. Great idea.[/QUOTE]
What about insects then? I guess they're not worth anything? We kill/squash/maim bugs in all kinds of ways and no one gives it a second thought.
[QUOTE=Aetna;40503460]What about insects then? I guess they're not worth anything? We kill/squash/maim bugs in all kinds of ways and no one gives it a second thought.[/QUOTE]
bugs and animals are on totally different levels they're not really that comparable.
plus i dont squish any buggies i find i take them outside. :)
[QUOTE=johnsten;40503478]bugs and animals are on totally different levels they're not really that comparable.[/QUOTE]
They're both kept as pets with sentimental value to them. It's a valid comparison.
[QUOTE=johnsten;40503478]bugs and animals are on totally different levels they're not really that comparable.
plus i dont squish any buggies i find i take them outside. :)[/QUOTE]
Heart or Dumb.
I can't decide.
[QUOTE=Aetna;40503504]They're both kept as pets with sentimental value to them. It's a valid comparison.[/QUOTE]
Goldfish aren't considered pests.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40503527]Goldfish aren't considered pests.[/QUOTE]
Again, you're ignoring the comparison. Not all bugs are considered pests, either. How can we generalize such a topic?
[QUOTE=The golden;40502955]Yes, let's start grading animals on their worth as creatures. Great idea.[/QUOTE]
Well there are animals you can kill without being charged. I've never heard of anyone having to pay a fine because they killed a spider.
[QUOTE=Kljunas;40503536]Well there are animals you can kill without being charged. I've never heard of anyone having to pay a fine because they killed a spider.[/QUOTE]
spiders
are not
animals
you cannot compare killing a spider to killing a GOLDFISH
[QUOTE=johnsten;40503552]spiders
are not
animals
you cannot compare killing a spider to killing a GOLDFISH[/QUOTE]
I have friends that keep tarantulas as pets and would be extremely upset if someone killed them. How does that not compare?
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