[url]http://slavicwa.switchedononline11.com/[/url]
Problem, first amendment?
I'm taking online courses, here, and every day I get to look forward to more of their [i]innovative[/i] teaching methods.
[img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9418/wereexcited.jpg[/img]
[i]Hiring only the best artists, Slavic Christian Academy strives to inject fun into all of its courses.[/i]
The problem is there isn't any teaching going on. I log in every weekday and click on one of my courses, and there's a multi-page reading passage on the subject likely bought from a textbook company. My "teachers" are people I email to alert about the multiple errors and problems with the site's layout and questions.
[i]No child left behind at Slavic Christian Academy.[/i]
Each course is about twenty to fifty questions long and are formed in such a way that one can easily ctrl+F and find the answer with zero reading in the passage.
There's no safeguards in place against cheating, too. If you're having trouble on a trig test one could simply open a new tab and enter the problem into Wolfram Alpha - not to mention there's no limit to how many times you can attempt a daily course, so it's no difficult task to get full credits from a process of elimination (questions are usually multiple choice.)
I'll post more of their comics when they appear in the passages. Some of these are hilariously bad, often having the same characters in the same pose with a different speech bubble.
So why do they have a physically impaired person and an intellectually deficient person for their comics?
And the kid on the right has fins for arms, he has no hands or fingers.
The one on the right has been in every comic I've seen so far in that exact pose
What is there a slavic christian academy has that a christian academy doesn't? the mind boggles
[QUOTE=DaveP;25552795]What is there a slavic christian academy has that a christian academy doesn't? the mind boggles[/QUOTE]
Slavic people
The online school I take is similar. Answer anywhere from 50-130 multiple choice questions, take a test, and BAM! You receive a credit. And you can do the assignments and tests as many times as you want, there's no penalty.
I had a giggle when they had to teach me evolution while still being Christian about it.
One of the questions was "Does evolution confirm Christianity? y/n"
Needless to say, I got it wrong.
[IMG]http://imgur.com/Fuh1H.jpg[/IMG]
I found a couple good ones from the beginning of the year. Here you go
[img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/10/29317551466-orig.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/10/29317593263-orig.jpg[/img]
[editline]21st October 2010[/editline]
That one has flippers too
Look at that shit eating grin of his.
Holy fuck that rabbit is baked, it's eyes are read and its freaking out. Also the kid must be high as fuck, he's talking to a god damn rabbit.
[QUOTE=Xolo;25555764]I found a couple good ones from the beginning of the year. Here you go
[img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/10/29317551466-orig.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
wait wait WHAT
[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071203055417/fhif/images/thumb/6/69/Mac.png/150px-Mac.png[/img]
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;25556861]wait wait WHAT
[img_thumb]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071203055417/fhif/images/thumb/6/69/Mac.png/150px-Mac.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
The plot thickens.
Derailed
I don't think it was ever on a rail to begin with.
Teachers often forget to grade my essays so they just sit there, mellowing, with a zero 'till I email the respective teacher.
[img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/10/29319223040-orig.jpg[/img]
Notice the Score: 0
I burst out laughing at the First edit, TH89s made me change my underwear. Fucking golden.
also [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/10/29319302210-orig.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Xolo;25557682]also [img_thumb]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/10/29319302210-orig.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
he still has ocular carcinoma
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