New Video Game Technology Finally Allows Rendering Of Smaller Breasts.
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[QUOTE]LAS VEGAS—The buzz at this month's Consumer Electronics Show was all about a new breakthrough in the field of high-resolution 3-D graphics that has made it possible to render average-sized breasts on female video game characters. [B]"For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast—a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms,"[/b] said Warren Hood, developer of the new Vex9 graphics card, which has finally enabled video game wire-frame artists to digitally sculpt breasts as small as B-cups. "At long last, we can give die-hard gamers the level of realism they've been looking for." Hood added that researchers are currently exploring technologies that would allow the shamans and clerics in World Of Warcraft to practice modern medicine instead of depending on unrealistic magical healing spells.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-video-game-technology-finally-allows-rendering,6692/[/url]
Wank times' over lads!
[QUOTE=Sokrates;27132643]I already know that The Onion is a fake media, what do you think I am? A retard who knows nothing about how modeling works?[/QUOTE]
Oh wow....
Oh it's the onion.
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[quote]Hood added that researchers are currently exploring technologies that would allow the shamans and clerics in World Of Warcraft to practice modern medicine instead of depending on unrealistic magical healing spells.[/quote]
wow what a NOOB its not a cleric its a PRIEST
he doesnt even know anything about world of warcraft!
[QUOTE=Sokrates;27132410][url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-video-game-technology-finally-allows-rendering,6692/[/url]
Wank times' over lads![/QUOTE]
Are you serious?
The Onion?
... The Onion.
[QUOTE=Wikipedia]The Onion is an American news satire organization.[/QUOTE]
Learn to use your brain and be critical, OP.
Move this to fast threads or something please.
I approve of this satire as most female video game characters have way too oversized boobs.
Did nobody but me and Hitler notice that it was an onion article?!
Most reliable news source ever.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;27132490]Did nobody but me and Hitler notice that it was an onion article?![/QUOTE]
I did.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;27132490]Did nobody but me and Hitler notice that it was an onion article?![/QUOTE]
I think the majority of the people have recognized that.
[QUOTE=Edgar Allan Poe;27132515]Most reliable news source ever.[/QUOTE]
It's more reliable than Fox News.
Ha, The Onion just caught another one, AKA the OP.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;27132538]Ha, The Onion just caught another one, AKA the OP.[/QUOTE]
That fucking avatar.
Source??
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;27132574]That fucking avatar.
Source??[/QUOTE]
it isn't difficult to do
I already know that The Onion is a fake media, what do you think I am? A retard who knows nothing about how modeling works?
I use the "Handfuls or bigger." rule when modelling females. :q:
[QUOTE=Sokrates;27132643]I already know that The Onion is a fake media, what do you think I am? A retard?
This is supposed to a fun article.[/QUOTE]
This is gd, there is no fun. :geno:
If only this was true...
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;27132574]That fucking avatar.
Source??[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPk_2L0mlo0[/media]
Here you fucking go
I'm laughing at all the people who are calling the OP dumb for posting an Onion article.
[QUOTE=Johan123;27133494][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPk_2L0mlo0[/media]
Here you fucking go[/QUOTE]
If you watch it all, you become Crazy Russian D:
The fucking future!
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;27132445]Are you serious?
The Onion?[/QUOTE]
and thats why its not in the In the News section.
This reminds me of when those scientists couldn't figure out why people were looking at a picture of a naked woman.
This proves that not all technology is good technology.
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Tomb Raider.
LIES AND SLANDER I TELL YOU!
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Alyx, Zoey and the others in half life 2 had small tits.
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