Rick Perry Ally John Benefiel Renamed Capital "District Of Christ" - Polidicks

Disclaimer: I only do this because [url=http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-perry-ally-john-benefiel-renamed-capital-district-christ]Perry wants to be your president.[/url] [quote] John Benefiel, the head of the Heartland Apostolic Reformation Network and one of the official endorsers of Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s The Response prayer rally, [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdA4xfjx_gg"]says[/URL] that Washington D.C. is under a curse from God because the Founders named it in honor of the goddess Columbia. Benefiel, who calls the [URL="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-perry-partners-apostle-who-thinks-statue-liberty-demonic-idol"]Statue of Liberty a “demonic idol”[/URL] and [URL="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-perry-partner-john-benefiel-claims-homosexuality-illuminati-conspiracy"]homosexuality an Illuminati plot[/URL], blames the country’s political problems on the District of Columbia’s supposedly pagan foundations. In an August 2010 [URL="http://www.hapn.us/binding-the-strongman"]sermon[/URL], Benefiel claimed to have the “spiritual authority” to “divorce Baal” from Washington and said that he had “[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdA4xfjx_gg"]renamed the District of Columbia the District of Christ[/URL].” He explained: “I tell you I have more authority than the U.S. Congress does, see I guarantee you that that will not forever be called the District of Columbia, it will be changed by somebody, it will be changed by the Lord when He comes back or our Congress.” [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdA4xfjx_gg&feature=player_embedded[/media] But Gov. Perry isn’t Benefiel’s only powerful political connection. In a [URL="http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/9114978"]speech[/URL] before the 2010 election, he said that Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin, who was [URL="http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cspg/smartpolitics/2011/02/republican_women_us_house_2010.php"]one of the most conservative members of Congress[/URL] prior to her election as governor, is one of his followers who he led “into the baptism of the Holy Spirit.” Benefiel goes on to say that Oklahoma’s Republican Lt. Gov. Todd Lamb, Attorney General E. Scott Pruitt and House Speaker Kris Steele had all “come to us for prayer”: (audio in source) [/quote]

the founders clearly dedicated it to the flying spaghetti monster

[QUOTE=Lambeth;31090948]the founders clearly dedicated it to the flying spaghetti monster[/QUOTE] The District of FSM. :smug:

It's funny because American politics is circling the drain

[QUOTE=Zeke129;31091682]It's funny because American politics is circling the drain[/QUOTE] It's funny because GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Staticman is single handly destroying Rick Perry's election chances with all these news stories.

[QUOTE=Thom12255;31091722]Staticman is single handly destroying Rick Perry's election chances with all these news stories.[/QUOTE]StaticMan News Corp: Because Some Right Wingers Need to See a Doctor

[QUOTE=Thom12255;31091722]Staticman is single handly destroying Rick Perry's election chances with all these news stories.[/QUOTE] And knowing is half the battle. [editline]13th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Nerts;31091760]StaticMan News Corp: Because Some Right Wingers Need to See a Doctor[/QUOTE] :3:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;31091682]It's funny because American politics is circling the drain[/QUOTE] Civil War 2 electric boogaloo.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;31092359]Civil War 2 electric boogaloo.[/QUOTE] Orson Scott Card wrote this absurd book called Empire about a civil war where the right had to fight off Leftist extremists and anarchists (Obviously the same thing). The leftists had shit like those automated police robots who were claymation in robocop who would go around shooting police officers or something and were like constantly denounced by him. It's a really fucking stupid book.

[QUOTE=Nikota;31095297]Orson Scott Card wrote this absurd book called Empire about a civil war where the right had to fight off Leftist extremists and anarchists (Obviously the same thing). The leftists had shit like those automated police robots who were claymation in robocop who would go around shooting police officers or something and were like constantly denounced by him. It's a really fucking stupid book.[/QUOTE] Anarchists have teamed up with other leftist groups in the past. Begrudgingly.

[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31095345]Anarchists have teamed up with other leftist groups in the past. Begrudgingly.[/QUOTE] Read the wikipedia page of it or something. It's kind of hilarious how awful of propaganda it is.

[QUOTE=Nikota;31095432]Read the wikipedia page of it or something. It's kind of hilarious how awful of propaganda it is.[/QUOTE] [quote=Wikipedia]The leader of the "Progressive Restoration" rebellion movement in the book, Aldo Verus, is often seen as corresponding the real-life liberal financier George Soros[/quote] [quote=Wikipedia]After the defeat of the Progressive Restoration, Torrent is elected in a landslide victory as he was the presidential nominee for both the Democratic and Republican parties. Rather than wait until the next year's inauguration, the current president immediately steps down to let Torrent start his term.[/quote] [quote=Wikipedia]. The next morning they both decide to take a borrowed SUV to Ground Zero. [B]They are caught in an uprising led by high tech mechs that fire on anyone wearing uniforms.[/B] [/quote] What the fuck am I reading.

[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31095559]What the fuck am I reading.[/QUOTE] I told you man. It's fucking stupid. [editline]13th July 2011[/editline] And Orson Scott Card supports this asshole.