• PS3 Causes Break-ups
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[quote=yahoo.com]Like another famous athlete, British tennis star Andy Murray has been having relationship problems of late. Unlike Tiger Woods, Murray hasn't been spending too much time with other women, however. He's been spending too much time on his Playstation. Murray, the No. 4 ranked player in the world, was dumped by his long-time girlfriend Kim Sears due, in part, to the fact that he spent up to seven hours a day playing video games. The Telegraph reports: Sources close to Sears said one of the causes [of the breakup] was the world number four's long hours playing video tennis and PlayStation 3 games such as the best selling Call of Duty sequel. Brad Gilbert, Murray's former coach, has said in the past that Murray spends "seven hours a day" playing video games. The source told The Sun: "He would spend all his time glued to them. In the end she just got fed up with it. She wanted more out of the relationship." Most guys who play seven hours of video games per day don't even know what a real woman looks like*, let alone dates one as gorgeous as Kim Sears. I'd think this is an inspiring tale to the video game generation. Sure, it seems crazy that Murray would play more with his PS3 than his girlfriend but, come on, have you seen Modern Warfare 2? (Have you, because I have no clue what it is.) I'm also fascinated by the fact Murray plays tennis video games. You'd think the last thing he'd want to do after a day of training is sit down and play pretend tennis. But, hey, with Federer still truckin', that might be the only way Andy Murray is going to win a major. * -- "Says the blogger who hasn't left his mother's basement since Thanksgiving!" [/quote] Number 4 ranked tennis player in the world Andy Murray plays too many games, among other things, gets dumped by longtime girlfriend. [img]http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2009/12/04/tennis1-pd.jpg[/img] [url]http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/blog/busted_racquet/post/Andy-Murray-gets-dumped-for-playing-too-many-vid?urn=ten,206655[/url]
The PS3 is now so good that it keeps you playing for hours on end and stops you from enjoying real life. [quote]Brad Gilbert, Murray's former coach, has said in the past that Murray spends "seven hours a day" playing video games.[/quote] Ok, that is a bit much.
Xbox and PS3 are fighting over who can ruin more lives.
Xbox and PS3 both need new slogans
"Jump In, BUT YOU CANNOT JUMP OUT MUHAHAHAHA!!!"
least it dont kill babies
Well that's what happens with any gamer.
[QUOTE=markfu;18750887]The source told The Sun: "He would spend all his time glued to them. In the end she just got fed up with it. She wanted more out of the relationship." [img]http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2009/12/04/tennis1-pd.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [b][i]The Sun[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;18750948]Xbox and PS3 are fighting over who can ruin more lives.[/QUOTE] A whole new meaning to the 'console wars'.
Get a bitch that'll play video games with you.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18751463]Get a bitch that'll play video games with you.[/QUOTE] :golfclap: Well played sir, well played.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18751463]Get a bitch that'll play video games with you.[/QUOTE] Semi-good-looking, not stupid, plays video games - pick one
Games simulate real life.
Why was he playing videogames when he had a girlfriend like that?
How was he playing 7 hours a day when PS3 has no games?
[QUOTE=sleepyperson;18751387]Well that's what happens with any gamer.[/QUOTE] No this is a special case since he had a girlfriend to begin with
Number 4 ranked tennis player in the world Andy Murray plays too many games, among other things, gets dumped by longtime girlfriend. Just because the bitch couldn't use the PS3 controller as a dildo.
Too bad he's not finding another one anytime soon, having [b]no game[/b] and all...
shes pretty hot, too bad shes a bitch [editline]10:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=markfu;18750887] [img]http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2009/12/04/tennis1-pd.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Did they photoshop his head into space? Where is he that the background is completely black?
No idea
[QUOTE=Parrky;18751289]least it dont kill babies[/QUOTE] Yeah, in this case it stops em ever being born
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/293hnaq.png[/img] And neither does this guy.
If she was smart enough to join in playing video games. Then everything would be great.
I lold and fell over shit dont mind me im pui (posting under influence) loooooooooool
[QUOTE=radioactive;18750908]The PS3 is now so good that it keeps you playing for hours on end and stops you from enjoying real life. Ok, that is a bit much.[/QUOTE] Why is seven hours a day in quotes? Is it that difficult to understand that she said that?
It only Does everything, Including causing breakups.
What a flaming cunt. [editline]11:37PM[/editline] And I bet she spends many hours wandering around in malls shoe shopping with his money. [editline]11:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=sp00ks;18751691]Why was he playing videogames when he had a girlfriend like that?[/QUOTE] Well, boring snooty expensive bitch... Oooorrrr action packed shooter game on giant TV with amazing roaring surround sound?
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Why would he care, besides her being Kim Sears, He's Andy fucking Murray
[QUOTE=sp00ks;18751691]Why was he playing videogames when he had a girlfriend like that?[/QUOTE] What's that got to do with anything, still have a hot girlfriend, and play video games is alright. Doesn't have to change a thing. But he's still a ass for not spending time with her. Bad Spelling?
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