So my cousin is coming back from Kuwait for Christmas, and I'm looking to do something really big and special to welcome him back. I want to get the whole family involved, because we've all missed him. I got lucky and have been stationed in Florida with the rest of my family, and he's been over there driving supply routes.
So, any ideas guys?
what does he like to eat
make that and get a banner or something
Why the hell are you asking facepunch.
Just throw a party and invite friends and family.
Give him 67 virgins.
Turn the heat to at least 95 degrees, otherwise he will be freezing his ass off.
ask him if he killed any hajis
if he did
play your warrior/war music with bombs exploding outside your house
[QUOTE=Araknid;26704336]Why the hell are you asking facepunch.
Just throw a party and invite friends and family.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch members know how to throw parties?
Kuwait is fucking hot.
Broken automerge, goddammit.
Isn't it obvious already? Buy him something he'll never forget.
"Go back to kuwait you pansy"
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26704369]Kuwait is fucking hot.[/QUOTE]
no shit
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;26704350]Give him 67 virgins.[/QUOTE]
give him...
69 virgins
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26704390]no shit[/QUOTE]
No really, it's not regular hot, it's fucking hot.
Also, automerge has been broken.
How long has he been there?
No point in throwing him a party if he's only been gone for, say, a month.
[QUOTE=Roof;26704403]give him...
69 virgins[/QUOTE]
You don't get the joke do you.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;26704566]How long has he been there?
No point in throwing him a party if he's only been gone for, say, a month.[/QUOTE]
It's his second tour of duty.
make him some kofta and enjoy it with naan :)
[QUOTE=lum1naire;26705232]make him some kofta and enjoy it with naan :)[/QUOTE]
Indian food != Arab food
grab some bitches, invite me
now it's a party
[editline]14th December 2010[/editline]
grab some bitches, invite me
now it's a party
[QUOTE=Craptasket;26705335]grab some bitches, invite me
now it's a party
[editline]14th December 2010[/editline]
grab some bitches, invite me
now it's a party[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck, I forgot you, I was in Texas for a week in July.
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26704359]Turn the heat to at least 95 degrees, otherwise he will be freezing his ass off.[/QUOTE]
Kinda true, vets that I know that come back feel like they are in an ice box even though its blazing sunshine outside.
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;26704301]So my cousin is coming back from Kuwait for Christmas, and I'm looking to do something really big and special to welcome him back. I want to get the whole family involved, because we've all missed him. I got lucky and have been stationed in Florida with the rest of my family, and he's been over there driving supply routes.
So, any ideas guys?[/QUOTE]
Say "Welcome home"
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1. Open curtains as wide as possible for every window
2. Change the locks
3. Throw party
4. Pretend you can't see him while he watches you all party
A hug?
If I came back from a tour of duty I'd want a massive party with all of my friends and family, with shit loads of beer and snacks.
[QUOTE=AnotherGuy;26711216]If I came back from a tour of duty I'd want a massive party with all of my friends and family, with shit loads of beer and snacks.[/QUOTE]
And whores. Don't forget the whores.
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26705398]Oh fuck, I forgot you, I was in Texas for a week in July.[/QUOTE]
what the hell, you should have visited
[QUOTE=doggyalt;26704324]what does he like to eat
make that and get a banner or something[/QUOTE]
This but make the banner say:
"I couldn't KuWAIT for you to come back!"
[QUOTE=mars7a;26717872]This but make the banner say:
"I couldn't KuWAIT for you to come back!"[/QUOTE]
Haha, he'd appreciate the humor.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;26717209]what the hell, you should have visited[/QUOTE]
He was too preoccupied with getting the fuck out of Texas
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