Found a bird,wounded,fell from a tree on a storm (?) - General

My friend and I were walking down the street when we found this rather-odd black spot in the floor.Since we had to stop there to wait for the school gates to open,we quickly noticed it was a bird. Now,it's home with me and it's gonna stay with me. Let's just hope it doesn't die.Some sort of fucking cat managed to get in my house and fucking bited it. There are no wounds on it,just a few bruises from his fall. Fucking cats are assholes Now,it's on a small cardboard box since it could easily escape if we put it on a fenced one. Pictures are yet to come,I'm just makign this thread as a placeholder for now. What should I do with it? So far it's all puffy and soft and it has some fucking bigass wings.

Train it to be a messenger bird.

I'd say care for it for as long as you can, if you have the resources of course. It could be fun :buddy: But be prepared to let it go if it goes well. And what's with the no spaces after commas?

place it in your hands and squeeze it to test its physical viscosity

I would get some newspaper and mix matched soft things and place it in a box with the bird, I think the bird would enjoy making its own home. I did that with my hamster and it looked awesome.

The bird is shitting itself everywhere [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] even in the water [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] I found abig box full of rnadom shit,i'll drop all hit in it and take paper to make it a new home I shall draw a fp logo on it

whatever you do, don't eat it

eat it

I hope you've researched how to care for it.

put tabasco on it first

Pics of bird in question

Take it to the vet to see if it has diseases, if not, free pet.

What's up with all the bird threads recently?

There is a good chance it will die, so don't be disappointed when it does.

put it in the box and put the box outside. it's probably scared shitless if you're keeping it around the house and is likely to die of shock or something, depends how big it is.

it is a very small bird

mmm mm kids, we gettin dinner tonight

Train it to be an attack bird. Better than attack dogs. Who expects a deadly cockateil?!

Be careful with it, dont touch it directly, it may have some diseases. I hope it gets better. [editline]9th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;26594316]Train it to be an attack bird. Better than attack dogs. Who expects a deadly cockateil?![/QUOTE] [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fbi6Ah4Jzs[/MEDIA]

A few minutes ago it just crashed into a wall and fell to the ground looking at me all chill like. this bird is dumb as fuck

Its rather-odd when you type,like this,without spaces before and after puncuation.Youre also kind of an ass to keep it in a box.

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;26595734]A few minutes ago it just crashed into a wall and fell to the ground looking at me all chill like. this bird is dumb as fuck[/QUOTE] Awww, your a perfect pair then. Seriously, get him to a vet and see if he has diseases or other weird things birds get.

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;26595734]A few minutes ago it just crashed into a wall and fell to the ground looking at me all chill like. this bird is dumb as fuck[/QUOTE] Put the bird in a box (with air holes) lined and covered with a towel. The darkness will calm it down. Do not offer it food or water. Call a local veterinarian and ask if they know of a wild bird rescue/rehab, vet who will treat wild birds, or a wildlife care center. Look in the phone book, too, and call your local animal control to ask if they know of a wildlife care center in your area. There is a chance it may die, however if you are able to take it to the proper people in time it could survive.

Teach it to say "Squawk! It's me, Guybrush Peepwood, mighty Pirate!" Oh yeah and name it Guybrush Peepwood.

I saved a Pidgeon once with a broken wing, I gave it to my neighbours to look after seeing as they have a pet bird. I thought I did the right thing but then later that day when they let it out in the garden for some excersize a ginger cat instantly jumped down from a tree and killed it and ran off with it :( fucking gingers!

I Agree with the cats

No seriously, I'm leaving the bird out and it is on my pc table as we speak. I have a very small bathroom with almost no holes so i'm gonna see if it can truly fly. So far it has proven very good at getting atop of bowls while flying with small bursts. I'm gonna see if it can really fly. [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] It eats for itself,yet it is very calm when holded and technically "force-feeded" like her mom used to do. [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] plus it's always in the darkness and it lives on a soft cloth [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] I started to make a cardboard tube "tree" for it.

GlVE IT MOUTH TO MOUTH

I'm still awaiting those pictures...

pics or it didnt happen