Fuck ticks again - General - Facepunch Forum

I don't give a fuck if this thread is closed: [url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1095650/2?[/url] I registered just to say fuck ticks again. They can eat a bag of dicks up for all I care. And I want to preemptively say to all you felchers who are going to whine about "all of gods creatures", fuck you too, I hope a tick bites your genitalia and it falls off. I just had at least a 100 tics on me. Only one of the fuckers managed to draw any blood but only because I striped down and picked all the bastards off my cloths and body. Little fuckers hang on and are lay flat so it's hard to brush them off. They grab on to your clothes and start climbing until they find your juicy giblets where they bury their fucking little heads in your skin and start sucking your blood. Fuck that. Oh and you might get Lyme disease which never goes away! And for the poster who wanted the T-shirt here it is: [url]http://www.cafepress.com/fucktics[/url] [IMG]http://i1.cpcache.com/product/640311225/baby_bodysuit_organic.jpg?color=Natural&height=240&width=240[/IMG] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Spam" - BANNED USER))[/highlight]

That looks like a diaper-shirt thing for babies.

Took a nap the other day after an exhausting day of school. I woke up, and one of these fuckers was latched onto my arm :c

When I was a young lad, I used to frolic with my lovely orange and white colored cat in the forests, I did. But one day I decided it was time to go indoors, eat a healthy meal for a young boy like I was. As I finished my meal and realized it was time for the toilet, I proceeded to unzip my fly to come to a horrifying discovery. There was a small baby tick latched onto my ball-sack sucking away at my healthy wiener-blood. I tore it out of my family jewels and flushed it down the toilet, drowning it in my concoction of piss and liquidy shit, to be sent to the hell of my cesspit which contained a large amount of solidified wastes and cockroaches.

Yes fuck ticks, they're swelling in population here, fuckers.

I've received about three or four latched ticks in my lifetime. All in one trip [b][h2]I AM NEVER GOING TO WYOMING AGAIN[/h2][/b] Also the gang-bang hatred towards ticks truly deserves a thread (no sarcasm intended).