Today at school I was hanging out at the library as usual, listening to my iPod while I browse Facepunch on it, when all of a sudden, this chick (I think her name was Olivia) sits down with her friend and this skater guy (fag). I am instantly starstruck by this girl, she has perfect tits and a wonderful ass. All of a sudden they start talking about their sex stories in front of me as if I'm not even there. As I pretend to ignore them and do my homework, the Olivia girl is just spouting out all the guys she's slept with, and what they did. She was obviously horny as hell, and I was just in absolute awe as she went into so much detail. After the bell rang, I got up and started to leave, but she grabbed my shoulder and said,
"Anything you heard, don't tell anyone."
I replied, "Don't worry, I pretty much missed the whole conversation anyway."
"Good."she replied
After we both left, she's the only thing I thought about the rest of the day.
Judging from the people she's slept with, it seems pretty easy to hook up with her.
Can Facepunch tell me how to talk to this girl, and maybe get it in?
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should of banged her
banged her hard
She sounds like a slut. Why bother.
suck her dick
what the fuck is wrong with me
automerge broke yay
I bet you were staring at her all creepy-like and breathing weird and didn't realize it
Do her in the pooper.
On a serious note, just approach to her, if she's a slut, she'll be all over you just to get a quick bedtime.
Realize that all you have to do is ask her out
Then do that
If she's interested, you're in. If not, move on with your life.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;28513284]I bet you were staring at her all creepy-like and breathing weird and didn't realize it[/QUOTE]
I glanced every now and then, but mostly I was working on my homework.
Coolbeans.
Stick it in her pooper.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;28513216]
After we both left, she's the only thing I thought about the rest of the day.
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Haha you're such a creep.
Totally a slut. If you just wanna have fun, just go for it. Then pretend like she doesn't exist. That is if you are a cold-hearted beast, but she (as a slut) probably couldn't care less anyway.
If you are thinking of a serious relationship, tho', there's no way achieving this with a slut. Period.
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;28513324]Realize that all you have to do is ask her out
Then do that
If she's interested, you're in. If not, move on with your life.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you understand, I've only had one girlfriend in my life, and she practically asked ME out
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2grLbxCjdo&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
from OP's youtube channel
yep he's gonna hit that hard
The fact she talked to you means she probably wanted you to talk back.
You should of been a jokester and told her "I'm not telling anyone.. I'm telling everyone!"
Or some really corny shit like that.
But forreal, next time you see her be like, "Yeah so.. all those guys."
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;28513324]Realize that all you have to do is ask her out
Then do that
If she's interested, you're in. If not, move on with your life.[/QUOTE]
No, if she is a slut like how she sounds, she won't want to go out for coffee then have a nice relationship with this guy.
He should go to some party she's at and talk to her then. Maybe then he has a chance to sleep with her.
[QUOTE=geogzm;28513425][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2grLbxCjdo&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
from OP's youtube channel
yep he's gonna hit that hard[/QUOTE]
lol thats old. I haven't posted a video on YouTube for 3 or 4 years
pics
also OP she described sex to you
i describe any sex i have in full detail to my friends but that doesn't mean i want to get it on with them
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