Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder - Polidicks

[quote=newsarticle]A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.[/quote] Yeah the article is a few weeks old but it wasn't posted on here, but it caught a laugh so I thought I would post it. [url=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder]Source[/url] [img]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/07/article-1262873521106-0040B1B600000258-421365_304x156.jpg[/img] I guess that must have been [B]hard [/B] to get that out.

[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;20176888][img]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/07/article-1262873521106-0040B1B600000258-421365_304x156.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] oh my god

[img]http://www.silkandrubber.co.uk/fleshlight.jpg[/img] If you're going to go around sticking your dick into things, at least make it something that's meant to have dicks going into it, like a Fleshlight. Saves you a lot of time and effort.

[QUOTE=Lankist;20176903]oh my god[/QUOTE] Was thinking those three words the moment I saw the picture.

what

This HAS been on here before. Clocks.

not the kind of grinding you want your penis involved in

Oh god :ohdear:

Looks like fun (working an industrial grinder, not getting your dick stuck).

[QUOTE=Identity;20177060]Looks like fun (working an industrial grinder, not getting your dick stuck).[/QUOTE] it is indeed, but you tend to get sparks hitting your face and arms which burn somewhat

I remember this story as I was born at the hospital. I asked one of my old school friends if the whole city turned weird shortly after I left. :v:

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20176912][img_thumb]http://www.silkandrubber.co.uk/fleshlight.jpg[/img_thumb] If you're going to go around sticking your dick into things, at least make it something that your dick is meant to get into. Saves you a lot of time and effort.[/QUOTE] I still want one.

Jeez, seeing that big saw up next to his dick must've been quite the turn-off.

[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;20177973]I still want one.[/QUOTE] Same here. When I get a job I might buy one.

"The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis"

I think that he was making a homemade fleshlight, but forgot to put in the flesh.

You'de think it would just be a matter of going flaccid, getting it back out.

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;20178975]I think that he was making a homemade fleshlight, but forgot to put in the flesh.[/QUOTE] He [B]did[/B] put in the flesh

Thank god the man with the saw had a steady hand. :ohdear:

Lol this is cool I'm so hard

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20176912] If you're going to go around sticking your dick into things, at least make it something that's meant to have dicks going into it, like a Fleshlight. Saves you a lot of time and effort.[/QUOTE] or a vagina [editline]04:43AM[/editline] Oh lol I forgot where I was for a second

Imagine the heat that the grinder would create, cooked sausage anyone?

"The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day."

[QUOTE=Munchiselleh;20184687]"The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day."[/QUOTE] [I] "The penis was left amputated, but otherwise unharmed" [/I]Who gets their cock stuck in a metal pipe, anyways?

Shit like this happens all the time but these fucking horny brain surgeons keep sticking their dicks into things that were not meant to be penetrated.

[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;20185093]Shit like this happens all the time but these fucking horny brain surgeons keep sticking their dicks into things that were not meant to be penetrated.[/QUOTE] But if it was not meant to be penetrated, why for do they put a hole in it?

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=875480]I beg to differ.[/url] Weird, pipe cleaners are usually fuzzy. :v: