Untold Stories from the Gym- Zumba in the shower, anyone?
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It seems like the Gym/Workout Center is a pretty average place where not a lot happens except a whole bunch of exercising and lifting weights. But there's always "someone getting freaky in the sauna somewhere" as they like to say.
Share your stories or thoughts that you have experienced, heard of, or seen first-hand from behind the scenes at the Gym!
I've got two.
1) Story: This happened a couple years ago, but one day, a couple of my friends called me up and asked if I wanted to hit the Gym with them. Needing to drop a little chub, I said "SURE! WHY THE HELL NOT? :v: " So we scamped along to the gym and did some laps in the pool (we were on the swim team at the YMCA at the time) and then decided to go upstairs and do some cardio/muscle building then head back to the pool. Well, we were on our way back down to the pool when we decided to drop by the sauna first. My friend told me that the shock of going from really warm and sweaty to the cold pool would help with something something I don't remember what, I'm stupid. But We were sitting in there for a couple minutes and me being the guy everyone knows me to be, I decide to be silly and remove my towel. My wang hangin' right out! They're like "WTF LOL" and they followed too. Right then, a woman walked into the sauna. We quickly covered up our genitalia and tried to hold back our laughing.
The woman looked at us and dropped her towel. Nude. Completely Nude. We quickly glanced and looked away. She was SMOKIN' HOT. We tried to hold back from looking with all our might when all of the sudden the woman said "No, really, it's okay." We stared at her as she jiggled those bodacious bosoms. Literally, she shook them. We were in awe. This went on for about 2 minutes when someone else decided to come in too. We all put our towels back on quickly. The man didn't notice. We all got up and left.
Pretty much, we had the best discussion on our drive home.
2) Thought: Today, I saw a woman at the gym doing stretch therapy. (I don't go to the YMCA anymore. I use Atlanta Fitness now) But, I saw the woman leaning over in a doggy position as she continued to spread and spread and spread her legs. I was on the exercise bike watching The Walking Dead from my iPod on Netflix. But I glanced at her and just began to stare and gaze and imagine at all the spicy things I'd coat that luscious bum with. I stopped when I realized an old man was staring at me giving me almost the exact same look I was giving the woman. I decided to get up and leave immediately.
I'm not sure if I'm happy or unhappy with the fact I never work out now.
Really from a gym?
woops. meant to be Untold Stories of the Gym. mod, please? :(
My teammates and I were doing bench presses, and one of them popped a stiffy. He will never live that down.
With a little editing, the OP's two anecdotes sound like bad erotica.
you showed your dick to your friends. lmfao
Ah, lads.
I moved to England from Ireland for Uni and all I've really seen over here is the whole "Omg, I need to lose weight give me attention" or "I AM IRON MAN, PUNCH ME"
Back home, There was just the usual fellas having craic' (jokes) and the usual stuff, but this wee missus I worked with for a short while in a local bar 'till she moved was really, reallly; REALLY fine, shes in a new bar now and serves me rum flat out!
Seen her one day on the rowing machine and being the horny bastard I am I decided to go to the one beside her and try to get more acquainted (Read: Shag her in the bathroom) 30 minutes later she's still going and I'm in the disabled toilet throwing up.
Moral - Never, Ever try to pick up that really hot chick while she's working out, no-matter how fit you think you are they'll laugh :v:
I stay away from gym locker rooms because they're nothing but somewhere you go if you want to see an old man's penis.
Story 1 is pretty common actually.
Some women go nude when they see other people nude too,
[QUOTE=adam1172;33259236]Story 1 is pretty common actually.
Some women go nude when they see other people nude too,[/QUOTE]
cool man
[QUOTE=adam1172;33259236]Story 1 is pretty common actually.
Some women go nude when they see other people nude too,[/QUOTE]
Maybe we should start going nude a little more often? :downs:
There was this milf doing Zumba when I was on the cycle, we kept making eye contact and she kept doing these bumping and thrusting moves for the dance. OMFG it got me going, turned out I just went home after I was done...alone. Damn she was amazing.
[QUOTE=African DVDS;33253626]you showed your dick to your friends. lmfao[/QUOTE]
You silly homophobic americans. Everyone in Finland goes to sauna naked
[QUOTE=African DVDS;33253626]you showed your dick to your friends. lmfao[/QUOTE]
people like you make society look retarded.
[QUOTE=African DVDS;33253626]you showed your dick to your friends. lmfao[/QUOTE]
are you too insecure to be nude around other people i don't get it
Well, funniest that comes to mind is when before high school physical education my class erupted into monkey screams in the changing room for a good minute.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;33260698]are you too insecure to be nude around other people i don't get it[/QUOTE]
I'd be too afraid to get a stiffy by accident (thinkin about girls or RBS)
[QUOTE=FFStudios;33260698]are you too insecure to be nude around other people i don't get it[/QUOTE]
post a pic of ur cock in this thread if u dont do it ur insecure
rate dumb if youre insecure
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;33260668]people like you make society look retarded.[/QUOTE]
Yes thinking that it is funny that he would willfully expose himself to his friends makes society look retarded. I'm Sorry Post Master.
Me and some buddies slide around in the shower when noone else is there. One of us has an access card to a school, so we go there in the summer when we're bored, sspray the whole room in shampoo or similar, turn on all the showers and slide around, preferably while we're slightly drunk or high. Fun times, especally when us three or four guys walk into a store and ask for the best lubricating shampoo or soap. The look on whoever we ask's face is usually priceless.
We show our anuses to little boys and shout that they need to ''look into the future''. Yeah..
[QUOTE=Paravin;33261942]We show our anuses to little boys and shout that they need to ''look into the future''. Yeah..[/QUOTE]
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeahhhh...
Once had the misfortune of being the only white person stuck in a locker room filled with racist mexicans. Spent the 2 minutes changing listening to nothing but "Gonna need some peanut butter on that white bread!"
[QUOTE=Paravin;33261942]We show our anuses to little boys and shout that they need to ''look into the future''. Yeah..[/QUOTE]
...
[i]Why?[/i]
Me and my football friends used to strip nerds naked at school and tickle their balls and laugh at how gay they were and call them fags. Then usually a bud would stick his dick in their butts and take pics and spread it around and all our friends would laugh at how gay these nerds were. Shit was funny.
[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;33262530]Me and my football friends used to strip nerds naked and tickle their balls and laugh at how gay they were and call them fags. Then usually a bud would stick his dick in their butts and take pics and spread it around and all our friends would laugh at how gay these nerds were. Shit was funny.[/QUOTE]
That's got to be bullshit.
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If not, you and your friends are assholes.
I never really talk in the gym. My friend told me that he never talks, because gym is for working out, not talking. But everytime I workout, I see many hot women in there. Goddamn, I need to talk to one next time.
[editline]13th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE]...I was on the exercise bike watching The Walking Dead from my iPod on Netflix....[/QUOTE]
That's a very interesting idea. I always listen to the music, but I get bored of it. Gonna try this tomorrow.
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