BREAKING NEWS: NATIONWIDE SHOOTINGS Happening Simultaneously 15+ Dead 13+ Wounded...US GOVERNMENT IN

[Homicidium]

[B][U]Shootings are happening all across the United States RIGHT NOW! Obama MUST declare Martial Law. AMERICA, GIVE UP YOUR GUNS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/U][/B]
[img]http://i.picresize.com/images/2013/01/23/PwZlM.png[/img]
[quote]Rocky River man fatally shot near home; police seek witnesses[/quote]
[url]http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/01/rocky_river_man_fatally_shot_n.html[/url]
[quote]Police investigate after woman found shot at LR hotel[/quote]
[url]http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2013/jan/23/police-investigate-after-woman-found-shot-lr-hotel/[/url]
[img]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/08/13/nyregion/SHOOT/SHOOT-articleLarge.jpg[/img]
[quote]Neighbours, family in shock in wake of shooting in Dorval[/quote]
[url]http://westislandgazette.com/news/story/2013/01/23/neighbours-family-in-shock-in-wake-of-shooting-in-dorval/[/url]
[quote]Man shot to death in apparent robbery in Hapeville[/quote]
[url]http://www2.wsav.com/news/2013/jan/23/man-shot-to-death-in-apparent-robbery-in-hapeville-ar-5425427/[/url]
[quote]SAVANNAH — Police in Savannah have identified a woman shot to death in her car as a 21-year-old Savannah State University student.[/quote]
[url]http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2013-01-23/woman-shot-death-savannah-was-student[/url]
[quote]Man killed by St Kitts police after holding wife, sister hostage.[/quote]
[url]http://www.caribbean360.com/index.php/news/st_kitts_nevis_news/657188.html[/url]
[quote]ANAHEIM, Calif. — Eight people who say they were hurt when Anaheim police broke up an angry crowd after a deadly police shooting have filed claims against the city.[/quote]
[img]http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/11/05/17/2380799/9/628x471.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2013/jan/23/8-file-claims-in-wake-of-anaheim-police-shooting/[/url]
[quote]Man tells Corpus Christi police he was robbed, shot[/quote]
[url]http://www.caller.com/news/2013/jan/23/man-tells-corpus-christi-police-he-was-robbed/[/url]
[quote]Kingman man arrested in shooting death of neighbor[/quote]
[url]http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/20660938/kingman-man-arrested-in-shooting-death-of-neighbor[/url]
[quote]A man was shot and killed early Tuesday in a south Oklahoma City home, police reported.[/quote]
[url]http://newsok.com/oklahoma-crime-briefs-for-jan.-23-2013/article/3748219[/url]
[quote]Man found shot to death in East Point[/quote]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z8k9wYSOX-8/TWbeZpewK5I/AAAAAAAADuk/1Fx-Ij8igSk/s1600/greek%2Briot%2Bpolice%2Bon%2Bfire.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/20656255/man-found-shot-to-death-in-east-point[/url]
[quote]Young man shot inside his apartment[/quote]
[url]http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2013/01/23/young-man-shot-inside-his-apartment.html[/url]
[quote]Man shot on south Oklahoma City car lot[/quote]
[url]http://newsok.com/man-shot-on-south-oklahoma-city-car-lot/article/3748387[/url]
[quote]Tulsan arrested in death, police seek 2nd suspect[/quote]
[url]http://www.okcfox.com/template/inews_wire/wires.regional.ok/36e8f143-www.okcfox.com.shtml[/url]
[quote]Akron dad charged in shooting death of 4-year-old son[/quote]
[url]http://www.ohio.com/news/break-news/akron-dad-charged-in-shooting-death-of-4-year-old-son-1.367287[/url]
[quote]Akron: Pizza delivery man shot overnight[/quote]
[url]http://www.wkyc.com/news/regional/article/279521/6/Akron-Pizza-delivery-man-shot-overnight[/url]
[quote]One Dead In City Double Shooting[/quote]
[img]http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121211113649-02-michigan-labor-1211-horizontal-gallery.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.wbal.com/article/97092/2/template-story/One-Dead-In-A-Double-City-Shooting[/url]
[quote]One injured in apartment 'shooting'[/quote]
[url]http://www.mountainhomenews.com/story/1934043.html[/url]
[quote]Man Charged With Manslaughter After Allegedly Shooting Burglar'[/quote]
[url]http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2013/jan/23/man-charged-manslaughter-after-allegedly-shooting-ar-1325153/[/url]
[quote]Farmington police officer shoots and kills armed suspect, police said[/quote]
[url]http://www.daily-times.com/ci_22431944/state-police-identify-suspect-officer-involved-shooting[/url]
[quote]2 dead in apparent murder-suicide in Barton County[/quote]
[url]http://cjonline.com/news/2013-01-23/2-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-barton-county[/url]
[quote]Community Response to Shooting Death of Teenager[/quote]
[url]http://www2.wsav.com/news/2013/jan/23/community-response-shooting-death-teenager-ar-5428295/[/url]

[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alarmist Gimmick" - daijitsu))[/highlight]

[GarrettFox]

You put an awful lot of work into a troll post.

[Ern]

Looks like the average day in America to me.

Why is this dumb, this literally happens every day, whether or not this is a troll post.

[tinhead50]

I don't believe this is a banme, and more likely just a troll, but I did want to reply. Shootings all across the country happen daily, and that type of crime is to be expected given a population in excess of 300 million. In addition, you'd only ever make the situation worse if Obama lost his senses and did declare martial law.

Please, don't be ridiculous.

[Splash Attack]

Troll or not, this post is pretty good satire.

Errm, maybe not good satire... Still makes a point.

[Maegord]

[QUOTE=GunFox;39334225]You put an awful lot of work into a troll post.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, he could of just posted badage boys instead.

[smurfy]

Well, at least he didn't include the full articles in the post

Quality thread OP

[Judas]

I blame the jews

[laserguided]

Nice.

[ewitwins]

If this was /k/ they would've already declared their own marshal law and we'd hear about it in the news next day about some kids taking over a Sportsman's Warehouse somewhere in Hoboken.

[Missing User]

OP's username makes the thread even better

[Cheat_God]

[QUOTE=Homicidium;39334206][img]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/08/13/nyregion/SHOOT/SHOOT-articleLarge.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I doubt that photo was even taken recently...

[laserguided]

[QUOTE=Cheat_God;39334526]I doubt that photo was even taken recently...[/QUOTE]
It adds dramatic effect.

[don818]

[QUOTE=Cheat_God;39334526]I doubt that photo was even taken recently...[/QUOTE]

I love the pose of the police and the composition of the shot. Almost like a zombie apocalypse or invasion from a foreign country. Just awesome. Also in the url 8.nytimes.com/images[B]/2012/08/13/[/B]nyregion/SHOOT/SHOOT

[editline]23rd January 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ern;39334233]Looks like the average day in America to me.

Why is this dumb, this literally happens every day, whether or not this is a troll post.[/QUOTE]

Also, this post isn't dumb and it isn't a sort of attack on the US. This is a fairly fucking common thing.

[smurfy]

[QUOTE=Cheat_God;39334526]I doubt that photo was even taken recently...[/QUOTE]

Google Search by Image tells me it's from [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19372533]this incident[/url]

[TheTalon]

[QUOTE=Cheat_God;39334526]I doubt that photo was even taken recently...[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, one of them isn't even from this country

[shutter_eye5]

[QUOTE=tinhead50;39334243]I don't believe this is a banme, and more likely just a troll, but I did want to reply. Shootings all across the country happen daily, and that type of crime is to be expected given a population in excess of 300 million. In addition, you'd only ever make the situation worse if Obama lost his senses and did declare martial law.

Please, don't be ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
Martial law is jumping the gun. If Obama did declare martial law, he would be forced to resign (most likely from overwhelming pressure from the public and also Congress.

[Daniel Smith]

op's map is outdated, here's a new one

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ApB04cg.png[/IMG]

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;39334731]op's map is outdated, here's a new one

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ApB04cg.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Wow those pirates are really coming close to home.

[The Adjudicator]

Whales caught in cross fire.

[DarkSiper]

shouldnt this be removed? its just some troll thread

[Judas]

alaska's entire population killed in mass shooting

[laserguided]

[QUOTE=DarkSiper;39334767]shouldnt this be removed? its just some troll thread[/QUOTE]
its not really incorrect though, its just really dramatic and the title is misleading.

[rrkpp_]

[QUOTE=DarkSiper;39334767]shouldnt this be removed? its just some troll thread[/QUOTE]

seems more like satire pointing out how ridiculously common gun violence is in america

ie we have "massacres" occurring on a daily basis, they just don't all occur in once place

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Judas;39334771]alaska's entire population killed in mass shooting[/QUOTE]

Dude, oh my god, 2 people isn't a "mass shooting", stop blowing it out of proportion.

[Viero]

-snip-

[Javascript]

ah, okay. I was super scared until I read the thread.

[ajrhug]

[QUOTE=Judas;39334771]alaska's entire population killed in mass shooting[/QUOTE]

sarah palin and her pet moose?

[Ridge]

[QUOTE=smurfy;39334676]Google Search by Image tells me it's from [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19372533]this incident[/url][/QUOTE]

Ah yeah, where the dude shot his boss and the cops heroically shot him and 8 random bystanders.

[Curls]

[B]NATIONWIDE SHOOTINGS Happening Simultaneously [/B][I]15+ Dead 13+ Wounded.[/I]..US GOVERNMENT IN CHAOS...[U]CITIES IN PANIC...(Martial Law??)[/U]

wait so... nation wide shoot outs but only 15 dead?

thats a fucking LOOOOWWWW kill count. lmao. Think before you post. That would've been in the triple digits.