Florida Couple Made $90k From Stealing Baby Formula - Polidicks

[quote]Sonya M. Barbour, 32, and her fiance, Glenn K.C. Martin, 31, were arrested by Palm Springs police at about 3:40 a.m. Thursday after a Palm Springs police officer and two Walmart employees saw Martin leaving the store with a baby stroller covered with a blanket. The baby wasn't in the stroller, police said. Instead, Martin had loaded it with about 15 to 24 cans of baby formula. Both Barbour and Martin said they have been stealing baby formula for months and have been selling it for thousands of dollars, according to the arrest report. Both admitted they have pain pill addictions: Martin spends up to $125 a day on the addiction, while Barbour spends up to $90.[/quote] [url]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/fl-baby-food-thefts-20130419,0,5540705.story[/url] EDIT: Stop rating me dumb you assholes, I literally put the state the couple was from in the title this has no fucking connection to that florida man meme

stop it with the fucking florida threads aaaaaa

Florida Man found a wife

I guess you could say... Florida Man got married in holy floridamony.

ok this has now officially gone so into the ground that it's passed the earth's core and ended up in china what I'm saying is stop

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STOP [editline]22nd April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=mchapra;40373756]ok this has now officially now gone so into the ground that it's passed the earth's core and ended up in china what I'm saying is stop[/QUOTE] LISTEN TO THIS MAN

[QUOTE=Kiq;40373771]STOP [editline]22nd April 2013[/editline] LISTEN TO THIS MAN[/QUOTE] Who cares if it's about that overdone Florida Man thing, it's still amazing someone can do this.

why does everyone hate me I literally just put the state of the couple in the title

[QUOTE=Irockz;40373797]why does everyone hate me I literally just put the state of the couple in the title[/QUOTE] Cause it's in Florida, and involving a Male who resides in Florida, so people just call it Florida Man. Either way, damn interesting story, especially for the state of absolute stupidity.

yeah who cares if it was newsworthy and really interesting if it was from flordia nobody wants to hear about it

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[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;40373747]I guess you could say... Florida Man got married in holy floridamony.[/QUOTE] terrible

This horse has been beaten so long it's now crude oil.

[QUOTE=Greenen72;40373814]yeah who cares if it was newsworthy and really interesting if it was from flordia nobody wants to hear about it[/QUOTE] i don't have a problem with the article it's just the stupid "florida man" shit

Baby formula is fucking expensive it can be like $30

Florida Man got run into the ground within a day. Thanks Facepunch.

[QUOTE=Spot of Tea;40374403]Florida Man got run into the ground within a day. Thanks Facepunch.[/QUOTE] that's what fp does...it takes something mildly humorous and in the blink of an eye it becomes the most annoying thing ever.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;40373747]I guess you could say... Florida Man got married in holy floridamony.[/QUOTE] Florida punida was flo florrible flat F flink flou floud fle flannida.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;40374478]that's what fp does...it takes something mildly humorous and in the blink of an eye it becomes the most annoying thing ever.[/QUOTE] thats the internet in general

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;40374063]Baby formula is fucking expensive it can be like $30[/QUOTE] that's still 3,000 tins of formula how do you steal 3,000 fucking tins of formula and not get caught for so long

You know, this is a genuinely interesting story. I don't see why we all are focusing on the Florida part.

snip, my brain put man where couple is.

Florida man is a slippery gypsy.

These puns are really getting so goddamn bad that im starting to support making it bannable.

ravioli ravioli let's steal the formuloni

Why does everyone pay so much for baby formula. I can give you one for free: Sperm+egg=babby