Guy Allegedly Assaulted His Roommate for Drawing Dicks on His Face, Was Booked with Penis on His Che - Polidicks

Guy Allegedly Assaulted His Roommate for Drawing Dicks on His Face, Was Booked with Penis on His Che

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[img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ipr0sj5zm0qjpg/original.jpg[/img] [quote] The alleged assault happened at about 5:30 a.m. Saturday inside a home in the 3100 block of North 17th Street. The accused, James Denham Watson, woke up to find that his roommate drew on his face. Watson then allegedly assaulted his roommate, leaving him with serious, extensive injuries to the face. He was taken to Virginia Hospital Center to be treated for his injuries. The suspect was subsequently arrested and charged with malicious wounding. He's being held without bond. [/quote] Read more: [url]http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/03/james-watson-charged-with-assault-after-roommate-drew-on-him-86718.html#ixzz2Ojikw9Ce[/url] That must had suck.

Assaulting him to the point of "leaving serious, extensive injuries to the face"? Wow, what an overreaction to having a dick drawn on your face.

Sounds like he was just providing a visual warning about the kind of person this guy is.

Geez, what a overreacting dick

dick

What a cunt.

*Insert Penis related pun*

sound this this guy is a right... phallus. wait fuc-

[QUOTE=MrBunneh;40056503]sound this this guy is a right... phallus. wait fuc-[/QUOTE] way to cock that up

What? Fuck, I would give that guy a kick in the dick. Fucking drawing on somebody's face is stupid as hell and isn't even funny.

bellend.

thanks for automerge break pal </3 [editline]27th March 2013[/editline] oh god what is happening

just remember how easy it is to damage someone's face without intent the nose is just a bunch of cartilege, he could've just been going for the one-two and broken it or something. don't jump to conclusions so quickly, motherfuckers

How extensive are these injuries? If I punched one of my mates in the face over something like this or vice versa I don't think anyone would phone the police. Even if a nose was broken I doubt anything would happen.

What an ass. [SUB][SUB][SUB]Damn.[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]

I can understand punching a guy over drawing dicks on your face, it's kind of a provoked attack and if it's a friend calling assault is just being a [I]dick[/I].

penis

I'd be mad if people drew stuff on my face. Not beat-someone-to-death mad, but still pretty mad.

When we used to do this it was more, "oh you just wait bitch, ill get you back twice as bad."

Messing with people when they're sleeping or passed out is pretty much the most assholeish thing you can do It's an immediate indicator of who can remain and who should no longer be a friend

[QUOTE=dogmachines;40056406]What a cunt.[/QUOTE] Are you dyslexic?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;40059864] It's an immediate indicator of who can remain and who should no longer be a friend[/QUOTE] It's also a good test to see who would be a good person to have in your zombie survival group.

I think that guy overreacted. I mean, how hard can it be to keep a stiff upper lip when faced with a penis on your cheek?

what a cheeky dick

[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;40059875]Are you dyslexic?[/QUOTE] That would depend, Did life give him melons

what a dickhead.

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