I Have a Computer virus, and it's getting really out of controll - General

Here is a screenshot [url]http://johngibbonscomedy.com/images/zombie-xp.jpg[/url] Please Help! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb/crap thread." - SteveUK))[/highlight]

dude so wa dose it do ????

Kill it with a re-format! (And fire)

OH FUCK! Smash your computer with a hammer before it starts spr-

[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;21400107]OH FUCK! Smash your computer with a hammer before it starts spr-[/QUOTE] eading I just reformat whenever I get a nasty virus. Most antivirus programs never seem to work. granted, I've only tried AVG and Norton. Norton IS a virus, so we can rule that out... Seems GD is becomming the new GMF :colbert:

OP you're not funny.

It BITES other computers and then it KILLS YOU I'm hiding in the closet with my Macbook.

[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21400136]It BYTES other computers and then it KILLS YOU I'm hiding in the closet with my Macbook.[/QUOTE] Fixed it for you.

stop feeding the troll

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21400119]eading I just reformat whenever I get a nasty virus. Most antivirus programs never seem to work. granted, I've only tried AVG and Norton. Norton IS a virus, so we can rule that out... Seems GD is becomming the new GMF :colbert:[/QUOTE] try avira free edition its very good and btw its a joke look at the snapshot once you go mac u never go back ;)

OLOLOLOLOL!!1!!1!!!?! Not really. [QUOTE=bob_marley;21400177] once you go mac u never go back ;)[/QUOTE] Until you want to play some games. EDIT: [QUOTE=veribigbos1;21400225]Mac doesn't get viruses, you silly. Its immune[/QUOTE] :downs:

have a box to put it in

Just got new information on the virus, turns out it can infect TYPEWRITERS too! no one is safe!

[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21400136]It BITES other computers and then it KILLS YOU I'm hiding in the closet with my Macbook.[/QUOTE] Mac doesn't get viruses, you silly. Its immune

[QUOTE=veribigbos1;21400225]Mac doesn't get viruses, you silly. Its immune[/QUOTE] Yeah but it infected my poor PC!

Norton Anti-Zombie should fix that

AWESOME VIRUS!!! Keep it!

format C:\.

Just find system32 and drag it to your recycle bin. That's where all viruses are stored, once you empty the bin you will have a virus free computer!

Or go into msconfig and just go crazy in there, don't worry you will kill that damn virus !

Try pouring ethanol directly on the hard drive, then let it sit for a couple of hours.

Shoot your harddrive with a shotgun. One shot should kill it.

use ur friggin anti-whatever software

Kay' solved the virus, I looked it up and all you have to do is Run command prompt and open up Shotgun.exe!

[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21400768]Kay' solved the virus, I looked it up and all you have to do is Run command prompt and open up Shotgun.exe![/QUOTE] please leave facepunch and never come back.

[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21400059]Here is a screenshot [url]http://johngibbonscomedy.com/images/zombie-xp.jpg[/url] Please Help![/QUOTE] Fucking leave.

hurr durr

[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21400768]Kay' solved the virus, I looked it up and all you have to do is Run command prompt and open up Shotgun.exe![/QUOTE] :rimshot:

Format your hard disk, then grab a strong magnet and lightly stroke over the hard disk to make sure the virus is completely eliminated.

My sides are splitting. this is comedy at it's finest.