Coal's to exspencive for bad kids: Santas beats up drunk in bar fight.

[Sumap]

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[quote]Two Santas may have drunk a little too much eggnog at a North Vancouver pub last night.
Two men in full Santa garb got into a fight with another man and fled – it is unknown whether a sleigh was involved – after police were called.
The fight happened around 11 p.m. at the Rusty Gull Pub in Lonsdale. When police arrived they found one man with minor injuries after suffering from one of Santa’s haymakers.
[b]“Patrols for Santa were negative,” said RCMP spokesman Cpl. Richard De Jong. “I guess they took off on their sleigh somewhere.
The victim was taken to Lions Gate Hospital and quickly released.[/b]
Neither Santa was found nor charged, and it’s still unknown why the fight occurred.
“Probably, the Christmas spirit got the best of them,” Cpl. De Jong said.[/quote]
[url=http://www.globaltvbc.com/two+santas+get+into+holiday+dust-up+at+north+van+pub/6442544354/story.html]Source[/url]
In these challenging times, even Santa can't afford to give coal to all the bad kids.

Shit I misspelled the title

[valkery]

I find the title funnier than the article...

[B]Edit:[/B]

[QUOTE= Sumap]Shit I think I misspelled the title[/QUOTE]

You [B]think[/B]?

[MangoJuice]

I wish I could get coal for Christmas so that I could study it scientifically.

[Super Muffin]

Rate artistic because there's no bad spelling rating anymore

[The First 11'er]

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[Ding Dong]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805][img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtWHpHzEZREMRbOyb-OD5hQCx8AIkCSm4-W2fqWrkRWl2ZAIoRF2nt02-V4Q[/img]

You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"

When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually imply's that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means "higher degree then desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."

Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.[/QUOTE]

what the fuck

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805]*grammar nazi shit*[/QUOTE]

woah, we got a badass here

[DustyCrumpet]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805][img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtWHpHzEZREMRbOyb-OD5hQCx8AIkCSm4-W2fqWrkRWl2ZAIoRF2nt02-V4Q[/img]

You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"

When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually imply's that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means "higher degree then desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."

Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.[/QUOTE]

Its like '09 all over again.

[Murk]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805][img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtWHpHzEZREMRbOyb-OD5hQCx8AIkCSm4-W2fqWrkRWl2ZAIoRF2nt02-V4Q[/img]

You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"

When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually imply's that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means "higher degree then desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."

Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.[/QUOTE]

implies

[Bragdras]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805][IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtWHpHzEZREMRbOyb-OD5hQCx8AIkCSm4-W2fqWrkRWl2ZAIoRF2nt02-V4Q[/IMG]

You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"

When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually imply's that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means "higher degree then desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."

Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.[/QUOTE]

Implies*

[XplodingNoggin]

Apparently decent spelling is also too exspencive for the OP

[The First 11'er]

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[Feuver]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805][img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtWHpHzEZREMRbOyb-OD5hQCx8AIkCSm4-W2fqWrkRWl2ZAIoRF2nt02-V4Q[/img]

You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"

When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually imply's that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means [B]"higher degree then desirable"[/B]. Ex: "That's too expensive."

Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.[/QUOTE]

By the way, you should've written than, not then.

I could now teach you how to use "Then" and "Than" but really that would make me much worse than you.

[Murk]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772209]Or someone who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder and really can't help correcting big mistakes in the English language. I've grown up this way and I can't help it.[/QUOTE]

Would be nice if you corrected your post too then

[Feuver]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772209]Or someone who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder and really can't help correcting big mistakes in the English language. I've grown up this way and I can't help it.[/QUOTE]

So was the Grammar Nazi logo really necessary?

[The First 11'er]

[QUOTE=Feuver;33772270]So was the Grammar Nazi logo really necessary?[/QUOTE]

It was just suppose to be a nice touch.

I guessed correctly that it would piss a few people off.

[Moby-]

inb4 "dyslexia"

[Mooe94]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772318]It was just suppose to be a nice touch.

I guessed correctly that it would piss a few people off.[/QUOTE]

What pisses me off is that you act all high and mighty because you think you have perfect grammar or something, which you don't in actuality

[Fatman55]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772318]It was just suppose to be a nice touch.

I guessed correctly that it would piss a few people off.[/QUOTE]

It's funny because of all the misspellings in the same post of "how to use to/too".

[The First 11'er]

[QUOTE=Mooe94;33772344]What pisses me off is that you act all high and mighty because you think you have perfect grammar or something, which you don't in actuality[/QUOTE]

I'm not acting high and mighty at all. I just don't enjoy obvious mistakes. It's not like I admit to having perfect grammar, because I don't.

Whatever. I'm out.

[Fatman55]

[B]MY AUTOMERGE, IT BURNS.[/B]

[sami-elite]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805]You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"

When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually implies that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means "higher degree then desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."

Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.

(i have ocd, my bad)[/QUOTE]

Why the hell did you put:
[quote]"to's"[/quote]
In quotation marks like that. It's supposed to be like this:
[quote]"to"[/quote]
I know it's hard, even for an American.

And the number two is not a word, it's a number. Numbers are always spelled out completely in text unless the text is about numbers, statistics, maths, etc.

[quote] higher degree then desirable[/quote]
What the fuck is this, i don't even..
It's "than".

Why didn't you use quotation marks around "Too" unlike the other examples?

And learn where to use punctuation marks. You clearly forgot some.
Seems like your OCD failed you.

[Jund]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772389]I'm not acting high and mighty at all. I just don't enjoy obvious mistakes. It's not like I admit to having perfect grammar, because I don't.

Whatever. I'm out.[/QUOTE]

Why don't you work on you're own before you criticize others

[The First 11'er]

[QUOTE=Jund;33772423]Why don't you work on you're own before you criticize others[/QUOTE]

I'm working on my own by working on his.

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772209]Or someone who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder and really can't help correcting big mistakes in the English language. I've grown up this way and I can't help it.[/QUOTE]

so basically you admit you're an asshole

[Feuver]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772482]I'm working on my own by working on his.[/QUOTE]

You are by no mean a teacher.

Besides, this is the fucking internet, not a fucking life-changing essay.

Having OCD is no excuse for acting like an asshole.

[The First 11'er]

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;33772506]so basically you admit you're an asshole[/QUOTE]

I'm an asshole for correcting someone's grammar and not being able to have proper grammar at the same instant? If you say so.

[editline]18th December 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Feuver;33772569]You are by no mean a teacher.

Besides, this is the fucking internet, not a fucking life-changing essay.

Having OCD is no excuse for acting like an asshole.[/QUOTE]

Look around. You're on Facepunch. Almost [b]everybody[/b] on Facepunch is an asshole.

[Stormcharger]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772626]I'm an asshole for correcting someone's grammar and not being able to have proper grammar at the same instant? If you say so.

[editline]18th December 2011[/editline]

Look around. You're on Facepunch. Almost [b]everybody[/b] on Facepunch is an asshole.[/QUOTE]

Except you are a bigger asshole than most

[Grenadiac]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772626]I'm an asshole for correcting someone's grammar and not being able to have proper grammar at the same instant? If you say so.

[editline]18th December 2011[/editline]

Look around. You're on Facepunch. Almost [b]everybody[/b] on Facepunch is an asshole.[/QUOTE]

Why do people like you say "WOW IM OUT TOO GOOD FOR YOU SCRUBS" then come back to make themselves look even dumber? Just fuck off already

[MeMassiveFag]

How artistic.