Vladimir Putin lands giant Pike on Siberian fishing trip - Polidicks

[video=youtube;YqrmNpYHLzE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqrmNpYHLzE[/video] [QUOTE]Vladimir Putin has landed a giant pike on a recent weekend trip to Siberia, the Kremlin said, in the latest stunt by the Russian president. The Kremlin said Mr Putin was joined on the trip by Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev, and both men were pictured in a relaxed mood during the weekend fishing expedition. Mr Putin, 60, often resorts to outdoor stunts to prop up his ratings. The recent photos showed the Russian president fishing, driving a motorboat and patting reindeers.[/QUOTE] [url]http://news.sky.com/story/1121019/putin-lands-giant-pike-in-fishing-trip[/url]

Jokes on you Putin, that Pike was Gay and you kissed it!

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;41628169]Jokes on you Putin, that Pike was Gay and you kissed it![/QUOTE] Not a very funny joke imo, I didn't laugh at all.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;41628169]Jokes on you Putin, that Pike was Gay and you kissed it![/QUOTE] FLAMING HOT NEWS! PUTIN CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH MALE! IS HIS HOMOPHOBIC AGENDA JUST TRYING TO HIDE HIS OWN LOVE FOR PUTIN' IT IN MEN'S ASSES? MORE AT 11!

PUT it IN my ass

[QUOTE=Gustafa;41628323]PUTIN my ass[/QUOTE] Put what in your ass?

I misread it as "Putin lands on giant pike in Siberian Vacation."

[QUOTE=laserguided;41628201]Not a very funny joke imo, I didn't laugh at all.[/QUOTE] I'm making fun of Putin, not gay people.

[QUOTE=laserguided;41628201]Not a very funny joke imo, I didn't laugh at all.[/QUOTE] did someone just offend your tsar

[QUOTE=laserguided;41628201]Not a very funny joke imo, I didn't laugh at all.[/QUOTE] Are you Russia's resident FP cheerleader or something christ

Mr Putin's press team informs us the Putin also wrestled a bear, saved a hundred orphans from a burning orphanage (while also successfully identifying the gay orphans and leaving them to burn) and killing six Chechen terrorists before the fishing trip was done.

-nah-

[QUOTE=laserguided;41628201]Not a very funny joke imo, I didn't laugh at all.[/QUOTE] Thank you for sharing I'll make a note of that

[QUOTE=helpiminabox;41628336]Put what in your ass?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;cqzRb7sAL9Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqzRb7sAL9Y[/video]

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;41628424]I'm making fun of Putin, not gay people.[/QUOTE] No I didn't laugh as in it was not funny. It was one of those Ha-Ha jokes. [editline]28th July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=evilweazel;41628459]Are you Russia's resident FP cheerleader or something christ[/QUOTE] No because he is against progress.

Propaganda for Putin.

[QUOTE=Emperorconor;41628592]Propaganda for Putin.[/QUOTE] No shit it's propaganda. It's fucking hilarious how it actually works out for him, Russian's in general are stupid and religious, literally no officials in the Duma voted against this because if they did it would be political suicide. That's democracy for you.

Unfrozen Siberia looks cool as fuck

I love how they cut the film when he was attempting to net the fish, then it gets cut to a point where he suddenly has it in its net :v:

[QUOTE=NoDachi;41628430]did someone just offend your tsar[/QUOTE] I don't live in Russia. How is Putin my king? Why would I of all people support Putin, I'm pro-marijuana, pro-gun and a socialist. I'm specifically what Putin is against. Putin is a state capitalist conservative who is in power because Russian's are so dumb.

Can't be Shootin' the Putin!

[QUOTE=laserguided;41628710]I don't live in Russia. How is Putin my king? Why would I of all people support Putin, I'm pro-marijuana, pro-gun and a socialist. I'm specifically what Putin is against. Putin is a state capitalist conservative who is in power because Russian's are so dumb.[/QUOTE] The Russian's [I]what[/I] are so dumb?

this just in: all of facepunch buys into putin's cult of personality

If he had walked away empty handed; "Lake in Siberia disappears mysteriously" But seriously, that's one massive fucking pike.

i wonder if putin likes fishsticks

[QUOTE=laserguided;41628201]Not a very funny joke imo, I didn't laugh at all.[/QUOTE] Alright guys, enough is enough. No one make jokes without getting them approved by laserguided first.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;41628169]Jokes on you Putin, that Pike was Gay and you kissed it![/QUOTE] holy shit read my mind

the pike in picture does not look like 21 kilograms

[QUOTE=I Know Karate;41633335]The Russian's [I]what[/I] are so dumb?[/QUOTE] Shouldn't the apostrophe be after the "s"?

After the photo was taken, the fish slapped Putin with a fin. Shortly afterwards, he was put in jail for tax evasion 20 years, no bail. Currently under investigation for allegedly contacting terrorists and preaching about gay marriage