• Warhammer® 40,000: Dawn of War® Chaos Rising Now Available in Australia and New Zealand!
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[I]Australia?[/I]
[QUOTE=deggemannen;20664784][I]Australia?[/I][/QUOTE] Will be banned because it has "chaos" in the title which may cause violent behaviour and because you might trip over the box.
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;20665293]Will be banned because it has "chaos" in the title which may cause violent behaviour and because you might trip over the box.[/QUOTE] Not to mention the 'war' in the title.
The Australia version will be called Hammer 40'000: Dawn of Rising. And will not feature death or destruction in any way. [editline]06:16PM[/editline] No wait, just 40'000: dawn of Rising, because hammers are dangerous. I would fix my typo but the Edit button has been stolen.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;20665466]The Australia version will be called Hammer 40'000: Dawn of Rising. And will not feature death or destruction in any way. [editline]06:16PM[/editline] No wait, just 40'000: dawn of Rising, because hammers are dangerous. I would fix my typo but the Edit button has been stolen.[/QUOTE] Some of those characters are pretty sharp, so its more like - 0000: o
[QUOTE=HighOnSinz;20665892]Some of those characters are pretty sharp, so its more like - 0000: o[/QUOTE] Wouldn't want to poke an eye out with those sharp letters! [editline]05:51PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;20665922]Wouldn't want to poke an eye out with those sharp letters![/QUOTE] Plus, those commas could lodge into someones skin/eyes, so just 00000
[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;20665922] Plus, those commas could lodge into someones skin/eyes, so just 00000[/QUOTE] The excessive amount of 0's has confused and disoriented some of the less intelligent gamers. In an appeal to reach all audiences with little offense, the game is now called "0"
WHAT THE FUCK? AUSTRALIA? THEY DONT DESERVE IT? FUCKERs
:siren: :siren: [b][highlight]BREAKING NEWS: [/HIGHLIGHT]Australia bans Warhammer 40,000, citing a link between the game and "violant, satanic worship of 'Slaanesh'" :foxnews: [editline]10:03PM[/editline] :siren: :siren: [b][highlight]BREAKING NEWS: [/HIGHLIGHT]Australia bans Warhammer 40,000, citing a link between the game and "violant, satanic worship of 'Slaanesh'"[/b] :foxnews: [editline]10:03PM[/editline] Wish I had an edit button here.
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