• Best facebook group of all time.
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[B]"even tho u stabbed ma nan, ur still da 1 4 me"[/B] [URL="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#%21/pages/even-tho-u-stabbed-ma-nan-ur-still-da-1-4-me/119093601436097"]http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/pages/even-tho-u-stabbed-ma-nan-ur-still-da-1-4-me/119093601436097[/URL] This shit is absolutely golden. There is some debate as to if it's a troll or not, but considering she has a bunch of mates sticking up for her in comments I'm inclined to say it's legit. The jist of it is, this dumb cunt's boyfriend stabbed her nan in "self defence" and is in jail, and this facebook group is her dedication to him because she thinks it's unjust. Here's a couple of excerpts to entice you, readers of a nervous grammatical disposition may want to skip this part. [quote]dis is dedicated to ma babi boi who altho he broke ma heart by stabbin ma nan i stil forgive him n am willin to give him 1 more chance[/quote][quote]us a bit off an updayte:~ 1) yes ste is still in prisen 2) yes ste did stab ma nan {SELF DEFENDSE} 3) yes i will allways stik by him 4) u can say wot u wont (but dnt juge a buk by its cova!!!) thx 4 all da support frm da nice guys :)~ (u no hu u r!!!) 2 da sickos - u may hav had ur fun but,,, u can go SWIVEL!!!!![/quote]Cant remember the last time I actually made a thread on here but I just [I]had[/I] to share this with you lads. Hilarious. EDIT: A "nan" is a grandmother. EDIT: Mandatory pisstake group [url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/even-tho-u-ate-ma-nan-ur-still-da-1-4-me/101684453210069?v=wall[/url]
Link doesn't work.
FaceBook is shit.
Uhh he stabbed her nan in self defense... What was she trying to do? Comb his hair?
[QUOTE=JSharpe;21595928]Link doesn't work.[/QUOTE] Anybody else got issues? Works for me, maybe you need to be logged in?
I laughed hard at this. A monkey is more intelligent than them.
Can anyone translate what the fuck is going on. I don't speak Wigger (or Chav)
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21595963]Anybody else got issues? Works for me, maybe you need to be logged in?[/QUOTE] I am, it just refers me back to my home page.
"This pickle will get more fans than Justin Bieber "
Sorry man, don't know what the problem is. Just do a quick search for the group and you'll see it :)
This must be a troll, I can't believe that it's true
What the hell is a nan?
[QUOTE=Mudbone;21595997]Can anyone translate what the fuck is going on. I don't speak Wigger (or Chav)[/QUOTE] dis is dedicated to ma babi boi who altho he broke ma heart by stabbin ma nan i stil forgive him n am willin to give him 1 more chance us a bit off an updayte:~ 1) yes ste is still in prisen 2) yes ste did stab ma nan {SELF DEFENDSE} 3) yes i will allways stik by him 4) u can say wot u wont (but dnt juge a buk by its cova!!!) thx 4 all da support frm da nice guys :)~ (u no hu u r!!!) 2 da sickos - u may hav had ur fun but,,, u can go SWIVEL!!!!! Translation: This is dedicated to my baby boy who, although, broke my heart by stabbing my nan (grandmother), I still forgive him and I am willing to give him one more chance. A bit of an update: 1) Yes, he is still in prison. 2) Yes he did stab my nan, as self defense! 3) Yes, I will always stick by him. 4) You can say what you want, but please, don't judge a book by its cover! Thanks for all the support from the nice guys :) (You know who you are!) To the sickos - You may have had your fun but... You can go SWIVEL CHAIR!! I think that's right. Not sure about the swiveling part... I did my best.
[QUOTE=Lazy Cake;21596094]What the hell is a nan?[/QUOTE] grandma
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;21596107]dis is dedicated to ma babi boi who altho he broke ma heart by stabbin ma nan i stil forgive him n am willin to give him 1 more chance us a bit off an updayte:~ 1) yes ste is still in prisen 2) yes ste did stab ma nan {SELF DEFENDSE} 3) yes i will allways stik by him 4) u can say wot u wont (but dnt juge a buk by its cova!!!) thx 4 all da support frm da nice guys :)~ (u no hu u r!!!) 2 da sickos - u may hav had ur fun but,,, u can go SWIVEL!!!!! Translation: This is dedicated to my baby boy who, although, broke my heart by stabbing my nan (grandmother), I still forgive him and I am willing to give him one more chance. A bit of an update: 1) Yes, he is still in prison. 2) Yes he did stab my nan, as self defense! 3) Yes, I will always stick by him. 4) You can say what you want, but please, don't judge a book by its cover! Thanks for all the support from the nice guys :) (You know who you are!) To the sickos - You may have had your fun but... You can go SWIVEL CHAIR!! I think that's right. Not sure about the swiveling part... I did my best.[/QUOTE] Ok i see whats going on, Thanks.
Good think he's still in "prisen".
[QUOTE=JSharpe;21596111]grandma[/QUOTE] That's pretty funny.
[QUOTE=Mudbone;21596176]Ok i see whats going on, Thanks.[/QUOTE] Anytime.
Oh lord, chavs, such strange creatures.
When she says "swivel" it's a slang term for when you give somebody the finger and say "spin on it" or "swivel on it" as in they should shove it up their ass. Or something like that...
Hezzy. Drop Dead Thread.
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21596235]When she says "swivel" it's a slang term for when you give somebody the finger and say "spin on it" or "swivel on it" as in they should shove it up their ass. Or something like that...[/QUOTE] Oh.. Okay. Cause I'm American, we don't use that slang here. Usually it's just "Fuck you" and the finger. Nothing special needed.
What the hell is a nan?
Yeah that's what it usually is here as well, it takes a special kind of chav to resort to this sort of abuse.
Ohh god, I feel so bad for people like this, I mean will they ever learn to read or write or spell properly? will they even get a proper job except $5 an hour at Mcdonalds. :sigh:
damn what a poor guy, he just stabbed one person and suddenly he's a criminal!
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21596235]When she says "swivel" it's a slang term for when you give somebody the finger and say "spin on it" or "swivel on it" as in they should shove it up their ass. Or something like that...[/QUOTE] Well thats fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=Revolutionary;21596308]Ohh god, I feel so bad for people like this, I mean will they ever learn to read or write or spell properly? will they even get a proper job except $5 an hour at Mcdonalds. :sigh:[/QUOTE] $7.25 is US federal min wage.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;21596349]Well thats fucking stupid.[/QUOTE] [img]http://cornerstonegroup.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/chavs.jpg[/img] No disagreements there.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;21596326]damn what a poor guy, he just stabbed one person and suddenly he's a criminal![/QUOTE] You need to stab at least 3 people to become a real certified chav. Or rather, pretend that you have to make yourself look tough in front of other chavs.
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