• Naked jesus causes 5 vehicle crash.
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[quote]DARIEN (AP) — Police said a naked man “yelling that he was Jesus” was the catalyst for a five-vehicle accident on northbound Interstate 95 in Darien that injured three people and slowed traffic for nearly six hours Saturday. Police Sgt. Jeremiah Marron said officers responded to reports that a nude male was causing a disturbance on I-95. As police arrived, the man got into a car, but police were able to pull over the vehicle. Police say a tractor-trailer driver then slammed on the brakes to avoid another driver distracted by the highway commotion. The big-rig jackknifed, careened into four cars and flipped over. Rescue workers extricated the driver of the tractor-trailer. The naked man’s name was not released. It was not immediately known if he was charged. [/quote] source:[url]http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2010/06/06/blotter/doc4c0b16036a022161342885.txt[/url]
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I want whatever these Street Jesus guys are Smoking [editline]10:24PM[/editline] Because this is case 3 on Facepunch and I want to be Jesus too
Jesus Christ thats terrible.
Perverts
You got to love the hallucinogenic drugs!
Well... did he look like Jesus?
It can't be too long before he dies for our sins.... again.
Nice to see the police didn't dick around with catching this guy.
he was jesus, but they dont know his name? :iiam:
The chronicals of Naked Jesus and Officer Jeremiah. Could be the next addition to the bible.
He was Jesus because no one died in the crash...
[QUOTE=Siminov;22430864]He was Jesus because no one died in the crash...[/QUOTE] He could have healed anyone that could have been injured.
This still doesn't top that resurrection prank he pulled some time ago.
Jesus fuckin' Christ what a wonderful world we live in.
:colbert: Christians...
Oh god, what the fuck :v:
How bombed out do you have to be?!
Dear Lord, Your fucking "divine" son made a big rig crash into my car as his balls trippin' Jewish ass was walking on Interstate 95. Now who the fucks going to pay for the repairs because it isn't going to be me. Fuck this, I'm converting to Satanism God Bless,
Best.Hospital.Visit.EVER
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lol [editline]12:48AM[/editline] [QUOTE=IStanI;22433362][img]http://i45.tinypic.com/1zpobau.png[/img][/QUOTE] you hear i-95 and the first thing you think of is an obscure mention of it in a call of duty game? :/
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22434379]lol [editline]12:48AM[/editline] you hear i-95 and the first thing you think of is an obscure mention of it in a call of duty game? :/[/QUOTE] I just spent 30 seconds looking at that and trying to work out the connection. :S
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22434379]you hear i-95 and the first thing you think of[/QUOTE] is OH GREAT MY FAMILY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT TRAFFIC AGAIN
[QUOTE=IStanI;22433362][img]http://i45.tinypic.com/1zpobau.png[/img][/QUOTE] Really... I live near I-95 as do 10s of millions of other people.
There was a guy hanging out my neighborhood freaking out neighborhood watch. He was dressed like Jesus. He was caught in someones fenced in yard. When they asked what he was doing, he said he "left his divine sandles in the neighbors lawn"
Well, it seems that the second-coming of Jesus did, in fact, not bring the apocalypse.
[QUOTE=Wonky;22430807]Nice to see the police didn't dick around with catching this guy.[/QUOTE] that wose verry punny
[QUOTE]that wose verry punny[/QUOTE] I was wondering if anyone spotted that or whether I would have to put up my hand and ask if he was trying to be funny.:mmmsmug:
[QUOTE=rathat48;22434746]Really... I live near I-95 as do 10s of millions of other people.[/QUOTE] Are you looking at fighter jets, and wondering how the hell they got through?
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