Tentacle Grape

[ifaux]

[url]http://tentaclegrape.com/[/url]

[img]http://tentaclegrape.com/main-img.jpg[/img]

Yeaaaaa a soda named after a H fetish woooo.

You can buy a six pack for $15, I'm getting this shit as soon as possible just because of the name.

Some quotes yeaaaaa
[quote]"Tentacle Grape is everything I love about hentai, but with a sweet grapey taste that makes it seem like everything's going to be okay." - Yuri Lowenthal, beloved anime voice-actor

"Tentacle Grape: the official soft drink of the internet." Whambulance, Cracked.com Commenter

I ordered the tentacle grape, girlfriend is now mad at me...its worth it. - kikidmonkey fark.com

"You either know what the joke here is, or you're a very lucky person living a happy, healthy life." -Alex Zalben, Nerve.com

"The people at Tentacle Grape probably have a storehouse of tentacles, where they collect this jelly into large vats, and through the carbonation process, the jelly's grape flavor comes out -- which is, in fact, the reason why women in hentai have such trouble resisting the tentacles. It's so delicious." - Japanator.com[/quote]

There's three different flavors, Japanese Schoolgirl, Purple Overfiend and Horny Space Monster.

Japanese Schoolgirl:
5 parts Tentacle Grape™ soda
2 parts plum wine
1 part chilled sake

Purple Overfiend:
One glass of Tentacle Grape™ soda
Drop a shot of Jägermeister in to the glass and chug

HORNY SPACE MONSTER!!!!!!!

3 parts Tentacle Grape™ soda
1 part rum
Twist of orange

Shit's awesome.

[Fishyfish v15]

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[ramblingoxen]

really old but good thread anyway

[ifaux]

oh.
rate me clocks. :buddy:

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=ifaux;17311851]oh.
rate me clocks. :buddy:[/QUOTE]

No, rate this man paint pallets!

[ifaux]

[QUOTE=salty peanut;17311867]No, rate this man paint pallets![/QUOTE]

if you're into that stuff ok.

[MODS ARE FAGS]

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[Alec W]

Clocks.

[KigJow]

[QUOTE=salty peanut;17311867]No, rate this man paint pallets![/QUOTE]

Now give him boxes to put the pallets in!

[ramblingoxen]

didnt this also come with a grape flavoured condom

[CanibalMonke]

Kind of late. Plus, the other one, the lucky man showed the purple condom.

[ifaux]

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thanks i appreciate it

[MODS ARE FAGS]

[QUOTE=ifaux;17311925]thanks i appreciate it[/QUOTE]

Just doing my job, ma'am.

[DoomMarine23]

What is that guy/girl in your avatar. looks like someone from .Hack//sign.

Epically offtopic I know.

Anyway, soda seems crappy

[ifaux]

That girl in my avatar is Mizore from Rosario + Vampire, kthxbaaaaii. Remind me to change that. KAWAII ~DESU AMIRITE? ^____________^

[Fishyfish v15]

[QUOTE=MODS ARE FAGS;17311962]Just doing my job, ma'am.[/QUOTE]

[highlight]ABSENCE OF MANHOOD DOES NOT EQUAL WOMAN :regd09:[/highlight]

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=ifaux;17312180]That girl in my avatar is Mizore from Rosario + Vampire, kthxbaaaaii. Remind me to change that. KAWAII ~DESU AMIRITE? ^____________^[/QUOTE]

Is that some kind of Anime nerd speak for Hello?

[ifaux]

no i was making fun of the zomg crazy weaboos.

and I haz manhood. gtfo :D

[RichardNixon]

How does this compare to grape crush?

[Fishyfish v15]

[QUOTE=ifaux;17312311]no i was making fun of the zomg crazy weaboos.

and I haz manhood. gtfo :D[/QUOTE]

I'll give you fifty bucks over paypal if you post it and a free partyvan

[hijacker]

-SNIP- holy shit, wrong thread