Battle of Los Angeles (VIDEO!)

[Nuggi1994]

So you have heard about the "World invasion: Battle Los Angeles" [URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1217613/[/URL]

Now i thought i was gonna watch that movie above, instead i managed to watch another one called Battle of Los Angeles [URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1758570/[/URL]

Now this movie, has to be the worst piece of crap i have ever seen in my entire life, i watched it with a couple of friends, and we expected to see World invasion: Battle Los Angeles which has kind of a good rating. We watched the whole thing, laughed at every fucking bit of the movie, it was so bad that we thought it was a comedy.

It starts pretty hard on, aliens are invading los angeles, but suddenly a soldier from 1942 pops in the story, he managed to time travel. An old man is shooting ufos down with his magnum and they're all playing hide and seek with the aliens. Suddenly a ninja pops in the video, cuts an ufo in half and starts leading the rest because they know that the guy from 1942 is the key to everything (Makes sense, doesn't it?) The acting is fucking terrible, the black guy in the movie looks like he is fucking high on drugs and the editing is the worst piece of shit i have seen in years (worse than final destination)

[B]This shit is so bad that my friends had to pause in the middle of the fucking movie to see if it was a comedy, but oh god, we had a good laugh.[/B]

Here is something i learnt from this movie: (NOT WRITTEN BY ME)

1. The California Air National Guard is still equipped with single-action service revolvers from the 1860s.

2. California Air National Guard bases resemble abandoned Boy Scout camps.

3. There are more women fighter pilots than men fighter pilots in the US military.

4. The California Air National Guard is a lousy substitute for having a alcoholic crop duster and the president flying your fighters.

5. Aliens suck at bombing airfields. They miss the planes, communication and control points, and fuel storage. But they bomb the hell out of the barracks.

6. Guys traveling through time from 1942 will be flying a Navy/Marine plane but wearing a USAAF jacket and modern goggles.

7. California Air National Guard "soldiers" will obediently follow strange women in blue jump suits armed with samurai swords.

8. The "Battle of Los Angeles" actually takes place out in the California desert.

9. Shirts and female fighter pilots can be considered weapons.

10. You need a "High tech" government aircraft scanner to see a 2mile large space ship

11. pistols/revolvers can takedown an alien aircraft.

Now go watch it! You'll trust me when you have seen it.

HOLY FUCK I FOUND THE TRAILER:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqud_up4e6w&feature=player_embedded#at=62[/media]

[Nurdock]

It's made by The Asylum, what were you expecting.

[MaverickIB]

This was playing on TV during spring break and I saw the scene where the ninja girl kills an alien tank with a sword.

[Korra]

-snaap-

[Nuggi1994]

[QUOTE=Nurdock;28858726]It's made by The Asylum, what were you expecting.[/QUOTE]

I got no idea what the hell The Asylum is

[kuhbwekduhbweco]

The Asylum?

Nothing unusal here.

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=Nuggi1994;28858800]I got no idea what the hell The Asylum is[/QUOTE]

Company that specialises in making horrific rip-off movies.

[Nuggi1994]

Oh fuck, i got ripped off

[J4censolo]

lol 0:44 in the trailer looks like that place where they filmed the live action trailer for Black Ops

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pblj3JHF-Jo[/media]

[Joazzz]

Finally a decent Independence Day parody! :buddy:

No seriously Asylum needs to fuck off and go die in a hole.

[Watevaman]

It's got Kel, man.

Kel!

[Parallel_LCD]

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28858744]This was playing on TV during spring break and I saw the scene where the ninja girl kills an alien tank with a sword.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, what?

[StrictlyStupid]

This is almost as laughable as their release of "Transmorphers".

[MaverickIB]

[QUOTE=gunguy765;28863878]Oh god, what?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. The tank hovers under some bridge or some shit like that, she jumps down on top of it and stabs it, causing it to blow up while she walks away without looking at the explosion.

[MagicBurrito]

holy fuck kel

[Hole]

So.. it's not a comedy?

[mr hobo]

I have always wondered if The Asylum make these movies as a joke, or they are actually trying to make a good movie.

[Edthefirst]

Haha a few friends of mine and I watched this movie. It was like 4 am right after a party and we just crashed on the couch and watched it. It's a tradition that after a party when we're all drunk as mess we go and watch shitty Syfy movies. Before Battle of LA we saw Mongolian Death Worm.

Laughs to be had gentlemen.

[k00lwhip]

The quality of this matches the quality of the hollywood version.

Battle LA turned into a movie that me, my friends, and a just-so-happened physics teachers behind us were tearing it apart.

[Saren]

"I have a message for you"

Me too, your movie sucks. lmao at Michelle Rodgeriz's familiar voice.

[FoodStuffs]

i fucking hate Michelle Roderigez, she's the most stereotypical actor/actress (i can't tell) fucking ever

i don't think i ever liked one of her roles

[Kurtzund]

[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;28868634]i fucking hate Michelle Roderigez, she's the most stereotypical actor/actress (i can't tell) fucking ever

i don't think i ever liked one of her roles[/QUOTE]

I love Michelle Rodriquez and everything about her.

[Suitcase]

Running from Explosions: The Movie

[Nuggi1994]

cool guys doesn't look at explosions

[EzioAuditore]

I hate The Asylum's movies so much I stop halfway during trailers because they're so terrible.

[Partyprime]

I watched it yesterday expecting it to be an awesome alien invasion movie, Boy was i dissapointed. It was terrible, The special effects for fire and explosions was terrible, Acting was meh at most parts but the fucking guy with a revolver just shoots fucking UFOs down then screams like a girl.

[Big Orca]

Holy fucking shit Kel from Keenan and Kel is in this.

Also, who the fuck gives these guys money? They just use it to troll.