Steve Jobs thinks he's God - Polidicks

[img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/04/500x_steveblockquote3.jpg[/img] In an interview: [quote]Q: Why have you veered away from widgets on the iPad? A: We just shipped it on Saturday. And then we rested on Sunday. Q: So widgets are possible? A: Everything is possible.[/quote] Source: [url]http://gizmodo.com/5512748/steve-jobs-may-actually-think-hes-god[/url]

Good thing I'm not one of his followers.

He's high.

We need a titan.

is Jobs religious? I wouldnt think so. Internet/electronic savy people tend not to be

All you non-believing blasphemers are going to rot in the eternal blue screen of death if you do not repent for your windows usage. Convert to iChurch

What a douchebag.

I, for one, welcome our new Apple I-lords.

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21234037]All you non-believing blasphemers are going to rot in the eternal blue screen of death if you do not repent for your windows usage.[/QUOTE] Join the free peaceful church of Linux today, and get everything open source and free!

[QUOTE=radioactive;21234070]Join the free peaceful church of Linux today, and get everything open source and free![/QUOTE] Get the fuck out of here, you communist.

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;21234063]I, for one, welcome our new Apple I-lords.[/QUOTE] aww hell naww... you've pissed them off: it's "[B]iLords[/B]" not "I-lords" :argh: now we shall have to feel their wrath :ohdear:

I have faith in the Window god.... ALL HAIL WINDOW GOD!

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;21234063]I, for one, welcome our new Apple I-lords.[/QUOTE] Oh fuk oh fuk were going2b poor

I believe the ancient paigan "console" religon was quite the rage at the time.

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;21234023]is Jobs religious? I wouldnt think so. Internet/electronic savy people tend not to be[/QUOTE] He's Buddhist

:kratos:

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21234079]Get the fuck out of here, you communist.[/QUOTE] No, you get out of here stalker.

[QUOTE=Best4bond;21234307]I have faith in the Window god.... ALL HAIL WINDOW GOD![/QUOTE] lol ballmer.

[QUOTE=Panda X;21234781]lol ballmer.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE[/media] This is great to listen to on headphones with bass on high.

Then I'm an Apple Athiest.

pathetic anti-mac news post grasping at air is pathetic... get a hobby.

[IMG]http://kratosinternational.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/god-of-war2-kratos1.jpg[/IMG] He's mine.

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21234037]All you non-believing blasphemers are going to rot in the eternal blue screen of death if you do not repent for your windows usage. Convert to iChurch[/QUOTE] I imagined your avatar reading this, it was brilliant

[QUOTE=Ishmael12;21234395]He's Buddhist[/QUOTE] I thought that Buddhist thought that being greedy is bad

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;21235803]I thought that Buddhist thought that being greedy is bad[/QUOTE] Or having money, for that matter

But he is god silly

[QUOTE=B-hazard;21234969]Then I'm an Apple Athiest.[/QUOTE] An iThiest. :colbert:

I'm Ubuntuist.

DOSist

We need to offer him as a sacrifice to the linux gods we must appease ubuntu