Hopefully fake: Garry apparently killed in snowboarding accident

[cmanatlan]

[url=http://garry.newman.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php]http://mediafetcher.com...grammer_skiing.php[/url]

[quote]Programmer Garry Newman is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - March 2, 2011.

The programmer & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Garry Newman lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.

Garry Newman was air lifted by ski patrol teams to a local hospital, however, it is believed that the programmer died instantly from the impact of the crash. The programmer was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident and drugs and alcohol do not appear to have played any part in his death.[/quote]

:saddowns:

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[sp]parody thread :-/[/sp]

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[Kendra]

[url]http://twitter.com/#!/garrynewman[/url]
Last tweet 3 hours ago. Yeah he's definetly dead.

[Itszutak]

Uhhhh

[quote][B]Actor[/B] Garry Newman is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - .

The [B]actor [/B]& novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Garry Newman lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.

Garry Newman was air lifted by ski patrol teams to a local hospital, however, it is believed that the [B]actor [/B]died instantly from the impact of the crash. The [B]actor [/B]was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident and drugs and alcohol do not appear to have played any part in his death. [/quote]

[Fariun]

Stop with the Troll shit- Someone just posted it with Jim Carey

[Tentacle]

[URL=http://img35.imageshack.us/i/garrysalive.png/][IMG]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4309/garrysalive.png[/IMG][/URL]

Clearly a zombie.

[CoolCorky]

Garry's reign of terror has ended, I for one welcome chang-

oh he's still alive

ALL HAIL ZOMBIE GARRY

[Ronin]

Oh, you dog OP, you got me! :xd:

[DinoJesus]

I was worried for a sec.

[keroba2]

[QUOTE]the programmer was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident[/QUOTE]

doesn't sound like garry at all

[Ronin]

For those of you who don't know, mediafetcher is a site where you can make fake news pages and other stupid garbage. This isn't even remotely real.