This doesn't involve a dildo up your anus.
This involves a slightly state of hypnosis to work but I can tell you it does work and it caught me off guard.
I recently come across a forum with an audio file of a women talking who is apparently popular for her sessions like this one and the thread was full of good feed back pretty much saying "Yes it works" so I decided to give it a go. I downloaded the audio file, scanned for viruses (as you do) and it came through clean, so I synced it onto my iPad then when I went to bed I put my ear phones in and let it do its thing.
I followed everything she said and relaxed myself properly and when it got properly started I can deffinetly say I felt things down below that I've never felt before with just my hand and a few images on a screen. The whole time my hands where by my side and it got to the point where I was physically shaking. It was amazing even though I didn't manage to climax it only took me a few manual hand movements afterwards to get there and she clearly says at the end that if you didn't then try again the next night and next night after that until you do because it will happen. I tried the next morning and I got closer so tonight I'll be trying it again until I get this to work.
The session will last 35 minutes and you'll need either stereo headphones or very decent speakers since there is alot of effects to enhance the experience. You'll also feel it best if you lay down on your bed like I did. I'd also note that this isn't SFW because of alot of mature words used about half way through.
So why not give this a go? Here is the download, ignore the stupid name (lolguy... what?) put it on something then sit back and just relax.
[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?qkedxr0fxvf[/url]
DNR: Listen to this audio file every night until you hands-free orgasm. Involves hypnosis.
Yes I don't know why its called lolguy.mp3 but it is safe, I didn't make it.
Doesn't sound like a good idea. Think random cumming into your pants at school.
[QUOTE=PX1K;24318003]my iPad
[/QUOTE]
Hey, what the fuck?
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
CUM FOR ME NOW
Is it that?
It worked for me the 2nd time.
It helps if you have had sex before or at least gotten intimate.
I think I'd rather put a dildo up my anus.
-snip-
Okay, fine. I'll give it a chance.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;24318067]Doesn't sound like a good idea. Think random cumming into your pants at school.
Hey, what the fuck?[/QUOTE]
DURR IPAD
Well why the hell would you listen to this in school? It's an at the time thing, not something that will randomly make you orgasm.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24318149]Lolguy.mp3
Honestly? How 'bout no.[/QUOTE]
then dont post idiot
honestly I dont think people understand the rules
Wasn't this posted several times already?
Also, it didn't work for me.
EDIT:
[QUOTE=PX1K;24318003]
... I downloaded the audio file, scanned for viruses (as you do) and it came through clean, so I synced it onto my [b]iPad[/b] then when I went to bed I put my ear phones in and let it do its thing[/QUOTE]
:frog:
:wtc:
[QUOTE=PX1K;24318003] even though I didn't manage to climax it only took me a few manual hand movements afterwards to get there[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PX1K;24318003] how to have a [B]hand free[/B] orgasm [/quote]
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24318126]JACKPOT
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
CUM FOR ME NOW
Is it that?
It worked for me the 2nd time.
[B]It helps if you have had sex before or at least gotten intimate.[/B][/QUOTE]
So wait, it shouldn't have worked with you then?
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;24318183]I did not read[/QUOTE]
and she clearly says at the end that if you didn't then try again the next night and next night after that until you do because it will happen.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh]quotes[/QUOTE]
l2read
[QUOTE] Listen to this audio file every night until you hands-free orgasm.[/QUOTE][editline]12:34PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=DrLuke;24318209]So wait, it shouldn't have worked with you then?[/QUOTE]
its so you will have something to visualize instead of garry when she brings it up, faggot
and no im not a virgin
Even easier use your feet or elbows
[QUOTE=PX1K;24318003]This doesn't involve a dildo up your anus.[/QUOTE]
Any thread that starts with this sentence has to be good
I came before the hypnosis started. That voice...
Very late.
I'd rather use my hands than listening 35 minutes of something.
All orgasms from my hands are free.
That's the advantage over a hooker.
This hypnotism shit is bollocks.
Anyone know if this works on girls?
35 minutes? - I can't wait that long.
does it works or not? because i dont want to listen to a 35 min long audio file with a woman speaking about orgasm!
Is it hands free if my girlfriend does it?
It works with girls yes, also the experience is better than just using your hand for the people who have yet to experience anything else, trust me.
I got an audio file that just plays a binaural beat pattern that did that to me, no voices.
I'll try it, but I don't think I can relax that much right now.
Why use this when I can use my left hand, inverted and be half submerged in brine water.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;24318811]Why use this when I can use my left hand, inverted and be half submerged in brine water.[/QUOTE]
can i think about you in the bathtub to night? becuse im might think about using lefty :D uv guy in family guy:D
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