Alright. Don't lie. We've all done and said things we regret as kids. Maybe not as much now because you most likely don't give it too much thought anymore, but there's always that one thing you did that makes you slap your face over. That one thing that makes you say "Wow, what a little snot nosed pea brain I was." This is a thread about just that. Talk about something you wish you could have done differently when you were younger.
f you're going to respond to somebody else's story please contribute and write out your own. Keeps the content flowing and reduces the chance of this thread becoming a morality sanctum. Don't become too uptight if somebody posts something abominable. If they posted in this thread it means that they regret it, hopefully. So don't be a baby. Please leave all parodies and memes out the door. We all know your the next Jerry Seinfeld by saying "I regret murdering and raping an infant" and the like. But, I'd prefer if there wasn't any fun allowed at all. Thanks.
When I was about six or eight me and my mom were sitting around the home fireplace drawing pictures of whatever came to mind. I would be drawing things like Rocko or a dinosaur or something and she would be either drawing me or some other family member. As we were doing this she then gave me a sheet of paper with a picture of me and her standing together with a heart in the center. It was actually very well drawn now that I think back at it. But me being an idiot thought it looked stupid. Maybe I was jealous, who knows. And I got up and chucked it in the fire. It must have hurt her a little, but we kept going along our business. I should have known better even at that age, but she knew I was just a kid and forgot about the whole thing moments notice. Ain't no big deal now. But it always beats me up a little.
Well then, now that I wrote something you should too. And I do know that more than a handful of kids that visit this forum are below the age of twelve, but uh, whatever.
Man, you were a dick.
Not posting in fast threads all my life
also getting fat
I regret nothing because I had no sympathy for anyone, even today.
not kissing a girl I liked on the cheek, she left town because she didn't feel loved. :sigh:
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;26124995]Man, you were a dick.[/QUOTE]He wasn't a dick when he was a kid
But he certainly was in a dick at one point
I used to think car insurance was supposed to protect your life, like physically. I was dumb.
My neighbor made me play strip poker all the time.
I suck at gambling :saddowns:
This applies to everybody here.
Every time I get into an argument with my mom and then look back days later at how dumb/pointless what we were arguing about was.
It kinda hurts me late at night thinking about them.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;26125049]My neighbor made me play strip poker all the time.
I suck at gambling :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Was your neighbour 62 years old?
[QUOTE=HarryG321;26125108]Was your neighbour 62 years old?[/QUOTE]
No I wasn't 62
Not taking my chance when I had it.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125029]I regret nothing because I had no sympathy for anyone, even today.[/QUOTE]
wow you are so badass
Me, a friend, another kind of friend. We all had blankets over our lower halves and we got up some porn and started masturbating. This was at age 13. I lost a great friend from that. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
i have a wife now
my sister
[QUOTE=Dysentery;26125178]wow you are so badass[/QUOTE]
I'm no badass, I just learned not to care about anyone else. If I hurt someone, so fucking what?
I regret murdering and raping an infant
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Sick fuck" - Benji))[/highlight]
And nobody got the part about when making a response contribute by writing out your own story. I hate you all and wish eternal hell flame upon your bodies after death. And if possible. As horrid as the sheet of paper that burned to ashes those many years ago. And no. I won't be writing out another one in this response. Shut up.
[QUOTE=Artzeraeo;26125215]And nobody got the part about when making a response contribute by writing out your own story. I hate you all and wish eternal hell flame upon your bodies after death. And if possible. As horrid as the sheet of paper that burned to ashes those many years ago. And no. I won't be writing out another one in this response. Shut up.[/QUOTE]
:fuckoff:
[QUOTE=>VLN<;26125088]This applies to everybody here.
Every time I get into an argument with my mom and then look back days later at how dumb/pointless what we were arguing about was.
It kinda hurts me late at night thinking about them.[/QUOTE]
No because my mom is the one that always starts the retarded arguments that never make sense.
I don't really recall anything stupid that hurt my parents feelings or anything.
I don't call my grandma enough though. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125197]I'm no badass, I just learned not to care about anyone else. If I hurt someone, so fucking what?[/QUOTE]
Oh wow you are such a nice person not caring about anyone elses feelings
I wish I was you
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125197]I'm no badass, I just learned not to care about anyone else. If I hurt someone, so fucking what?[/QUOTE]
I hope you never get any friends
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125197]I'm no badass, I just learned not to care about anyone else. If I hurt someone, so fucking what?[/QUOTE]
haha oh god typical lonely facepuncher attitude here
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;26125241]I hope you never get any friends[/QUOTE]
I have plently of friends.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125251]I have plently of friends.[/QUOTE]
Haha bullfuckingshit.
[QUOTE=Artzeraeo;26125215]And nobody got the part about when making a response contribute by writing out your own story. I hate you all and wish eternal hell flame upon your bodies after death. And if possible. As horrid as the sheet of paper that burned to ashes those many years ago. And no. I won't be writing out another one in this response. Shut up.[/QUOTE]
if I die why would I give a shit about my body I'm dead
[QUOTE=ham!;26125186]Me, a friend, another kind of friend. We all had blankets over our lower halves and we got up some porn and started masturbating. This was at age 13. I lost a great friend from that. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.[/QUOTE]
what did you bust a nut on his face?
[QUOTE=Artzeraeo;26125215]And nobody got the part about when making a response contribute by writing out your own story. I hate you all and wish eternal hell flame upon your bodies after death. And if possible. As horrid as the sheet of paper that burned to ashes those many years ago. And no. I won't be writing out another one in this response. Shut up.[/QUOTE]
Fine. I'll write a bit. When I was around 4-5, I didn't go to a theatrical version of Cinderalla with my Great Grandmother, and she died about 7 months later. Happy now?
Acquisition of my first computer.
That day, my life expentancy dropped by 60 years.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125197]I'm no badass, I just learned not to care about anyone else. If I hurt someone, so fucking what?[/QUOTE]
congratulations you are a sociopath