Man breaks into house, attacks cops while rat attempts to eat his guts through his ass.
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POLICE said they tried everything to control a nude man after he attacked them inside a home.
Oconee County deputies said they used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control Noah Smith, 31, after he slapped, kicked and tried to bite them at a home in Bernwood Circle in Seneca, South Carolina.
Investigators said Smith allegedly broke into the home and threw items around.
When deputies arrived at the scene, they said they found Smith naked and under the influence of drugs.
They say his head had to be covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting officers and had to be hog-tied, shackled and tied to a stretcher when paramedics arrived.
WCSC says [b]paramedics took Smith to the hospital where medical professionals found a mouse tail hanging out of his anus. An X-ray showed an entire mouse in his rectum.[/b]
According to the incident report, Smith told doctors he did not know what happened, and he did not remember any confrontation with deputies.
Smith was charged with resisting arrest, assault, burglary and indecent exposure.
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Oh lawdy.
How many drugs do you have to take to get you to do that?
Looks like he was ratted out.
he seemed like a real mouse about it afterwards.
People and their fetishes these days.
Oh drugs...who will you fuck up this time
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What the fuck.
Bet you $50 this guy was on PCP.
I'm wondering if it was a pet rat. If not, it would be even more amazing lol
How the hell do you get a mous up your ass without squishing it to death?
This is what happens when you snort pot
keep it illegal
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I knew this story didn't sound original.
Look's like he didn't give a rat's ass about the pain.
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;26003939]What the fuck.
Bet you $50 this guy was on PCP.[/QUOTE]
This ain't normal, but on PCP, anything is.
Just when you think you've heard everything
I bet it was only AFTER they hogtied him that the mouse, who just happened to be walking by, saw his opportunity. I imagine the mouse's whiskers soothed the drug crazed man, as the mouse burrowed his way to the peanuts and corn that awaited him.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;26008275]This ain't normal, but on PCP, anything is.[/QUOTE]
The active ingredient in PCP is marijuana particles so yes absolutely
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26009113]The active ingredient in PCP is marijuana particles so yes absolutely[/QUOTE]
It may be manufactured with marijuana, but it sure as hell doesn't break down into THC. And the primary component of PCP is Phencyclidine.
Shoving a mouse up your ass and assaulting police officers isn't normal...
But on meth it is.
Haha, poor guy.
Greatest OP title?
[QUOTE=Superwafflez;26003845]Oh lawdy.[/QUOTE]
prepare for goatse jokes
I bet he contracted AIDS from the Pot needle
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