So a group of us guys went out to the woods tonight to smoke some salvia. It was only 10x, but it was some pretty funny shit. Here's the story.
First kid took his hit, clearing the bowl as he should have. He then proceeded to crawl on all fours on the ground and eat dirt (Which he later informed us was actually popcorn). He then tried to eat a log, a 12 foot fallen tree that was laying on the ground (Cotton-candy I guess), but we stopped him. He thought he was a lion at a carnival.
Next kid takes his hit. Right after his hit he jumps up in the air with both hands to the sky and screams "I'M GOIN UP!" then drops to all fours and says "Oh god, I'm a bear..." then lays on his back and says "Here I go!" (He was apparently watching himself blast off in a rocket while he laid on the ground).
Next kid's turn, he takes a beast hit, then stand there for about 9 seconds, then lets it out. He goes "Aww, I don't feel anything, give me another hit." I said "Naa, give it a second." and she shoots me a dirty look. Immediately after flashing the look my way he twirls around dizzy-like in a 360 and starts laughing his ass off. I grab him from behind as he falls to the ground, unable to move. 3 minutes go by with non-stop laughter, then I lean down to him and go "What do you feel man? Tell me what you see." and he sits up and goes "I.... I am a folding chair." and then informs me he pissed himself and asks why I didn't stop him. I was like "Dude, what did you want me to do? Pinch it for you?" to which he laughed for another 2 minutes.
Last kid takes his hit, sitting down leaning against a wooden pole. He hears the other kid say he pissed himself, and starts laughing. He doesn't stand up for over 5 minutes because he also can't stop laughing.
To sum this up: We had a lion at a carnival eating mud-popcorn, a bear in a rocket-ship, a folding chair that pissed himself, and a kid who rofl'd hardcore. I say it's a good Monday night/Tuesday morning.
Tell your story of people on salvia!
I once smoked salvia,and I went through a doorway and I thought I as going through the doors of the Cube maze from the movie, look it up if you are unfamiliar with it but dam it was trippy
Oh my fucking god I can't stop laughing at this
I need to smoke some fucking salvia
Kid was faking it, 10x will not do that to you. While being in-coherent to basic abilities the hallucinogenic properties of such low grade Salvia will only produce a slightly different perception of objects.
did u use a bong + torch lighter?
I've smoked Salvia 60x or something of similar strength, and when I did, HOLY FUCK.
I became a fly, standing/flying in the woods. The forest floor was miles and miles away and everything was so incredibly massive and I just stood there in awe at the amazing detail everything seemed to be in, and then felt incredibly empty when I came down.
[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;21583513]Kid was faking it, 10x will not do that to you. While being in-coherent to basic abilities the hallucinogenic properties of such low grade Salvia will only produce a slightly different perception of objects.[/QUOTE]
Nobody was faking, trust me. They hadn't done it before, and I had. I didn't tell them what to expect, and yet they lost motor function and couldn't stop laughing. They were incoherent and unable to hear me when I spoke to them. Please don't be a dick about it, they tripped.
i've only smoked salvia once and it was 10x and i didn't experience any of the shit you just described. All i got was uncontrollable laughter
Dude I was thizzen so hard for the first time last night. Mollie is the shit.
[QUOTE=StayBlazed420;21588922]i've only smoked salvia once and it was 10x and i didn't experience any of the shit you just described. All i got was uncontrollable laughter[/QUOTE]
Erowid words it quite well -
[quote][B]Every individual reacts differently to every chemical.
Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.[/B]
Erowid's dosage information is a summary of data gathered from users, research, and other
resources and should not be construed as recommendations. [B]Individuals can respond
differently to the same dosage.[/B] What is safe for one can be deadly for another.[/quote]
Also, from my experience, Salvia is largely a drug that depends on the user for what happens, and it varies wildly for seemingly no reason at all.
Also, if you do not know what Erowid is, check it out. [url]http://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/salvia.shtml[/url]
erowid whats that :downs:
First time I smoked Salvia I pissed myself too. :D
The first (and last) time I did Salvia, I thought my friends were trying to kill me. My buddy asked me to pass him the lighter or the bong or something and I flipped shit because I though he was pissed. Then the stucco wall I was staring at turned into a castle kingdom and I was a cloud.
Haven't been the same since.
I smoked a bowl of 10x and didn't hallucinate for shit. I got in an extremely bad mood, lashed out at my friend for like no reason, and then felt fine about 10 minutes later. Also, I used a torch lighter.
[QUOTE=Thomas849;21601468]
Haven't been the same since.[/QUOTE]
Seriously? I hope not. I always thought Salvia was a pretty tame substance. It's certainly done me no harm long-term (no good either though, it's pretty amnesiac for me).
I've tried 20x numerous times, it's always been fun but I find it hard to believe people would trip on 10x. I didn't really "trip" on 20x. I did get visual and DEFINITELY body hallucinations but they were not advanced enough to cause me to think I'm a different object. Salvia is pretty awesome at reducing pain I noticed, not sure if anybody else can confirm this. I doubt this is due to kappa-opiate agonism as I think it's only mu-opiate that deals with pain. Perhaps it's just the disconnection to your senses that dulls pain?
A bunch of idiots abused sacred plant, what an amazing thread!
I hope to hear from you in the future.
how does smoking salvia make you an abusive idiot?
get out
I can sort of see where he's coming from. Salvia has been taken hugely out of context. It's not supposed to be recreational but people seem to force it and are idiots with it. (Not Meader really, but many people on youtube are fucking twats with it).
[QUOTE=Levakama;21606095]A bunch of idiots abused sacred plant, what an amazing thread!
I hope to hear from you in the future.[/QUOTE]
I be rollin' Salvia joints and cooking them Salvia food products, shit's legit man.
And I haven't really heard of experiences like the OP was saying on 10x.. You usually see that stuff when you go about 20x+
[QUOTE=Dan The Man;21606946]I can sort of see where he's coming from. Salvia has been taken hugely out of context. It's not supposed to be recreational but people seem to force it and are idiots with it. (Not Meader really, but many people on youtube are fucking twats with it).[/QUOTE]
I agree. If the abuse of Salvia continues, it will be attached to negative feelings, and then banned. There is no reason for this, things should be done in moderation. They went out and smoked 40x last night with a bunch more people. I didn't go, told them that they were being dumb and weren't going to trip as hard because of it. Gotta give your receptors time to make more chemicals in your brain.
How about you chew it before you even think about smoking it?
I really wish that I enjoyed salvia as much as you guys did. My experiences have all been incredibly uncomfortable and damn near impossible to decipher.
The Void is always intresting, though
[QUOTE=Levakama;21608762]How about you chew it before you even think about smoking it?[/QUOTE]
That's just stupid, a drawn out experience on a drug is always less preferable to a short one. Especially when starting.
Chewing the leaves produces a milder, longer, more introspective experience, or so I've heard
[QUOTE=Levakama;21608762]How about you chew it before you even think about smoking it?[/QUOTE]
I don't tell you how to suck dicks, don't tell me how to do drugs. Deal?
That was uncalled for
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21610420]That was uncalled for[/QUOTE]
...but funny.
Anyways, I don't do it for spiritual reasons, but I definitely do not do it as if it is a recreational drug either.
I've made salvia tea from the 120x though and that was a long lasting introspective roller coaster.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21609708]Chewing the leaves produces a milder, longer, more introspective experience, or so I've heard[/QUOTE]
Well, it depends on the smoking extract and it depends on how many leaves you chew tbh. Chewing will always result in a longer experience therefore giving you less control. It's almost always preferable to have a short-trip to a long one until you're satisfied with a drug. (Euphoric drugs are different though, the longer the better for them).
[QUOTE=Dan The Man;21614983]Well, it depends on the smoking extract and it depends on how many leaves you chew tbh. Chewing will always result in a longer experience therefore giving you less control. It's almost always preferable to have a short-trip to a long one until you're satisfied with a drug. (Euphoric drugs are different though, the longer the better for them).[/QUOTE]
I agree, but chewing the leaves won't even come close to the intensity of smoking the extract.
I guess it depends on the strength of the extract. I believe chewing is somewhere between 5x and 10x extract in terms of intensity but you could use a suture/chew a FUCK LOAD of leaves and maybe get close to a 20x experience. To be honest I don't think Salvia is enjoyable above the 20x range.
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